How do you know of a girl likes you?
 

I had a girl I work with, who’s absolutely beautiful by the way, send me a message checking on me through the app we use for work, because she had no other way. It was well after work hours like 7-8pm. She sends like one reply a day now with heart/smiley emojis. I wanna eat her asshole because she doesn’t know it yet but, that’s how I get down I’m a fucking Munster

She’s got eyes

Gone

Lol I didn’t get what orc was saying at first once again thank you blue

eddie's next thread: how do you know when you contracted something?

Lol and once again, who the hell are you? Exactly

If a girl is seeking out contact with you on her own, more often than not she wants the D. That much is a given. However, if you hint you're interested in any other fashion other than to fuck you're assed out. These days girls want to fuck themselves into a relationship rather than the other way around. Letting a girl know you want anything more than to bump uglies in 2020 is death. It's better if you're actually completely disinterested at all matter of fact. That makes them want the D even more.

Smh.

I can verify all of this as true. Dating over the last few years is something else

Usually when her mouth's on my dick I get an inkling of suspicion

Women don't like men no more


Women just want women

Did someone say...Eddie?

Walk up next to her. Fart out something nasty. If ahe laughs.. She likes you. Otherwise, Fuck that dirty whore

If she pees on your leg

Her Adam’s apple will swell up.

Whatever you do don’t take dating advice from him

Thanks for the help ncgz!!

which lip though

just go for... unless you're a retard and you cant feel vibes and shit.. or you're misentretng things.. ouch says go for it.... worst that can happen is bitch turns you down which is humiliating.... but whatever move on fuck it... its hard to tell how a dude what the vibes are... if you feel some sort of vibes go for it is what i say......... nah mean if you even think she's remotely feeling you... make out with her... or else someone else will

be confident, thats the biggest thing

and if you arent confident... pretend to be confident... females if they let you know all that.. they're the same as you are.. be confident my dude...


confidence is the key.. and if you aren't confident figure out how to pretend to be

@Zaddy

all you have to do is stick ya finger in her butt.. raw dog and if she goes ouch... she likes you nah mean

smell it afterwards you know... and if its too nasty... its not for you... if it just smells kinda dirty... thats a girl... thats how you know

She invited me to go skating with her :)

I been texting her off and on the last few weeks. Today she really feeling me for some reason, other than the fact that I’m the Munster

Ok so. Do I keep it real if she asks whether or not I have a girl?

Yup. You need to know what her intentions are. Whether they are just to fuck or if she’s looking for a relationship.

Always keep it 100 from the jump. It’s less stressful and aggravating.

It's almost better if you lie that you DO have a girl.

Couple weeks ago i was fuckin with this broad. We fucked on like the second day. We were texting and talking on the phone but she got kids so i couldnt go smash when they were home. First night she didnt habe the kids all week she asks me to coome over the next night. Next day shes talkin like she dont wanna kick it no more so im like"wtf?" And she blocks me. I wasnt pissed at her not wanting to kick it, she was just being a bitch about it. It was HER idea to have me over then she changed her mind.

If id blown her off like "fuck it... I got other shit going on" then I'd prolly still be in it.

Regardless... I'm talking to this broad now who keeps saying she "doesn't do relationships" but weve been spending 3-4 hours a night on the phone, maybe more. Weve been talking about a week but havent kicked it yet. We work together so she's trying to keep it low since shes a supervisor. But shes making me work for the goods. I actually like that. Im ready to wait if it means shes ready to keep kicking it for a while.

Im not labeling anything and shes so bad she gets hit on by everyone all day at work, but i got them digits tho.

Shes Samoan and black. Shes like an inch taller than me, so thats kinda weird for me. Plus shes not just thick,shes THICKUMS. But its weird, she doesnt have a fat girl physic. She looks like if you blew up nikki minaj's body sideways. Lol... So like everythings proportionate. Huge ass and tits, gorgeous face and light skin, big old lips. Shes literally gorgeous. But she got that coke bottle shape just a little wider. I'm telling y'all... We'll see how it goes but I'm excited.

That sounds quite wonderful

Rough her up when you fuck her. Light a blunt and smack her in the face before she suck u off

the Munster smoke joints tho

you motherfuckers need jesus.

jesus.

I have so many questions.


Any update on supervisor girl

Uhmmm... As of right now no.

What questions? Like... There's no such thing as a pretty big girl? She's NOT fat either. I don't make it a point to plug fat bitches. I'm telling you, her weight went to the right areas. What's crazy is girls this size typically have a bunch of cellulite. This girl got a great body. No cottage cheese legs at all. Shes just not your average body type. And she wears tight ass yoga pants and that ass looks amazing. Ima smash that big ass to pieces.

Met a light skinned girl today, she look mixed. Good back up plan if this other chick dont work.

Na do both and casually bring them up around one another after smashing

Oh lord.

The day Finny pulls a chick rated above ground level, is the day I’ll admit my wife looks manly.

You'd really be surprised.

He said it.