Building a shed . Tips / ideas ?
 

Mind you last thing I built was a sandwich



Not trying to pour a concrete slab so gonna have to dig some trenches it seems



Any of y’all did carpentry ?


I envision a porch on this bitch

Why no concrete?

You can build it up with a ramp depending what you’re using it for. I’ve built one just on concrete and one up a bit with a ramp which was just for a lawn mower and a few tools

I assume this is just storage and you don’t really want a porch on it lol

Also if you havent already make sure you don’t need a permit for whatever you end up wanting to do

yeah I could give you some tips and show you exactly what to do in real life... but with that rough amount of info hard to do ...


matters the demensions you're talking about... and how your foundation is and the lay of ya land... like if you live in a wet region that rains a lot... before you do it you might need a concrete foundation... or even if you do and you don't give a fuck, then you don't even need the foundation but just be aware that the grounds gonna settle... which will eventually rip ya shed apart

depends on how long you want or expect the thing to last... and what type of climate you live in...

if you've never ever built anything like that in ya life though... watching youtube help me videos isn't going to work.. just find someone that kind of semi somewhat knows what they're doing (like me) in real life and get their help for a little while won't cost much.. and then figure out the rest on ya own.. like lumber costs from home depot or payless cash ways or whatver ya local shit is.

pick a mexican up from your local home depot, or if you don't have that option just hire some quick journeyman off craiglsit or something, to give you basic info for a day or 2 cheap as hell... and then figure the rest out for yourself. Or if none of the above applies to you.. wait until you have enough money to hire people to completely do it for you.

I'm the perfect example of jack of all trades master of none. I've roofed houses both regular houses and industrial care lots. I've dry walled houses... ripped the plastic runner baseboard off a huge hospital and then repleaced it (that takes no skill). Ive framed houses.. put in fake wood paneling that connects together on peoples kitchen floors, which sounds easy but its not. Put in peoples carpet etc.. usually when I did these things though I had a boss.. who most of the time didn't teach us much, more so was like... screw that in there bang that hammer down there and repeat. No one was actually trying to teach us shit, just grunt somewhat unskilled labor.

But yeah if you don't have any knowledge at all, and don't have the right tools don't even try it if you want something of quality. I'm pretty good at things and have decent experience.. and I bet if someone challenged me to build a dog house it'd come out looking semi retarded.

Ouch there is an edit button for when you want to add to your last post

Call Concrete Goblins, bro

They’re the best in the business

yeah whatever dude, I know I go on long rants sometimes the fuck difference would it make it if was 3 broken up posts or one long one.


but anything this guy wants to ask me i'll give some good suggestions... already did as a matter fact

Fried shrimp, shrimp gumbo, jumbo shrimp, shrimp linguine, cold shrimp, shrimp scampi, broiled shrimp...

haha I can tell dude knows construction because he's got a carhartt logo on his face mask... why has a carhartt logo I dunno... shit must be a sticker or some shit... how do I know its a carhartt logo... because i've done construction.



and yeah ... but still you could do a concrette slab ya self... just look at the dementions and get the cheapest wood to hold it in place... its not hard to mix concrete if its just a small amount

but yeah if you have 0 skillzz in that department... better to just leave it alone and wait until you have enough money to pay pros to do it.... going into even a small project like that with no experience you might just end up frustrating yourself and ending up with nothing but anger and a loss of $.

shrimp with lemons on it... scampi... shrimp gumbo shrimp on top of shrimp....


tuck that lip in boy... shit might get caught in a trip wire....

bubba was my bestest and most greatest friend

I’m thinking 10x12

Dunno the dimensions or how to work the porch in. But it’s a must have



This is mainly for smoking weed and playing Xbox In


Doubt permits will be an issue I own all the land and no one is in eye shot

I’m bored so I want to do this myself


Don’t need day laborers coughing on my grass

If we could work out a freestyle chat thing some time that W
Would be great


I almost Said audio smh

My tip is do not take tips from these fools
Go to bobvila.com or something

Also, sup with that baby?

Honestly I’d do a slab to prevent rodents and shit. And if you prep correctly everything will stay level

<3

Doesn’t matter if you own the land some areas need permits. I needed one to build my shed since it was a certain size and had a bottom

Just make sure you don’t have THOSE neighbors though I do

They can’t see me


I’m sure I’m good


No power lines or anything around here all farmland




Don’t wana pour the slab cuz it’s all grass here and I want to keep the natural look





So yea

Well seems like you got the answers.

that avatar is the best thing ever, I just looked at it for like 5 minutes straight.... don't ever change it

Key thing about my shed is electric... TV in there. Do it

Are you being a dick in my shed thread ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsypBOwbDuU



Victor and Bomb need to watch this.. its about sheds and you should see it.

Buddy if you want to throw hands in the shed... pull up.

Word

https://www.shedking.net/

Depending on local code if you are contemplating concrete slab, that may require permit. Or just flatten and use #2 item tampered nicely. That will provide a nice foundation.

Building a shed.. netcees, tips or ideas?

Huh

And if you get caught without a permit it’s going to probably suck more so than paying for the permit before hand if you need one. Don’t be a messican nigga

He’s got it covered if you live outside of the city no one pays attention to you apparently

Yea ok

Says the nigga who’s never built a shed before and is on netcees for architectural advice lol

Like you really know who’s paying attention to what, who’s been snitched on before, who you pissed off before etc

You have no clue where or how I live so relax

In most counties that’s where they pay the most attention because everyone has that mentality lol.

You being from the sticks of NY you should know, haha.

I do. That’s why I pointed it out.

You guys must live really close to your neighbors




I have acres



I can built a fucking battleship and no one would care / notice