King Kungfugrip has called for the head of Blue Bayou after decimating John Hensley in an 11-5 UPN thriller
 

@Blue Bayou the pride of NC’s lies in your hands, don’t let us down

http://www.urbanprowlers.net/vb/show...ewpost&t=77609

Was yet another alias account really necessary Lars?

Can someone link me to said battle

Because Kung was truly trash in that battle on here

Straight trash

He can stir up shit like a pro tho

Word LOL

I like his energy this is what text needs

@ORC you should.rrad his UPN verse this week it's AWFUL....and I generally like Kung pic verses

Jesus Christ kung fu is fuckimg complete trash

“ Hey man, fuck it.
On take your kids to work day theyll dress mannequins at Banana Republic”

Foreal tho? This is suppose to be your legends of text?

Good fucking lord

Lol that was one of the few lines I thought was chuckle worthy tbh

Yeah trash

Only half decent line was the playing catch line

I guess once you’re over 35 you stop being funny

This nigga dropping dad jokes for bars wtf

Well to be fair, his opponent was 50

Weren’t all of you on kung’s dick on the list your top 20 textcees all time, tho?

Someone find that thread.

Hahahaaah

saw kung saying numerous times he beat me in a thread there

but i beat him too sooooo

too bad i forgot my upn password

Well now, that’s just mean

Hensley won that

smh

Nope Kung is the only guy that writes funny bars....his comedy won without question apparently

Nah, I stopped being funny years ago.

You’re both dryer than a witch’s vagina

I hope the tag battle on upn is s&f

I'd make Sarah Jessica P leakkkkk in hocus pocus

Thought Hens won it over that goof as well but they had a good point that he didn't deviate from the drug addict insults

@Diode could you post said Frac receipts over here?

Slowww ittt downnn

I gotta get into the PR site and am a little busy rn but maybe later this week

lmao kung edited out his verse and is threatening to rage quit the tournament because of a vote against him. I'm deadd

17+ years in this, I've never seen such bitchassery

Blue Bayou da gawd

CHECKMATE

did I really get decimated?


damn. I thought I was aight.

lmao the "show of hands..butler" thing

UMMM

*raises hand*

im pretty sure hens has beaten butler plenty of times. could be wrong..memory is foggy but i dont remember dude being AS dominant *shrugs*. & i was around for both the rbl and bboys reigns

funny how hes calling in USER for support...that shits hilarious. unsuccessful, i promise you.

DECIMATED

Only thing constant in txt eras is the crying

You won that shit, bro.. no question

At least Kung showed up better than he did in our battle lol

And no showing

And the aliases


Don’t forget that

Never forget those

Killing Spree, shut the entire fuck up.

Thanks.

i got no permission to post lol

Hope your basement floods while you and you Alpha wife are down there watching toy story faggot

True Alpha selects his Alpha-mate.

You Beta-faggot.

Upn niggaz was goat.....but they are like Krs one....as great as they were at one point. It doesn't translate into the new era of cocking sucking bullshit that modern day text dudes think is good.


Fuck y'all
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Upn nigga