I'm jumping in
 

So thanks to the brother INF, he offered me his spot in UrbanProwlers April Isolation tournament. Ironically I'm matched up with KungFuGrip in the 1st round. Me and Kung have some history(im 1-0 in a final round pic tourney on BragginWrites). I'm not sure if they'll change the rankings or not, but I'm excited. I probably am absolutely trash but I might surprise some people. Just pumped. Thank you INF

you lets go right now... its 5 am punches i have none
lets battle

What right here? We doing this in a battle arena?

2 am here btw lol

post a song that you like

5 am here and I hate my daughter and y wife
.. I didn't used to hate them... but now I really do

so many tears, tupac

Ouch, buddy, I love ya.

I'm crashin though. Gonna put on some ancient aliens or something. Wish you the best with all my heart. I'm coming back on Saturday in the Prowlers tourney. I've got some free time so I'll be around.

LOVE to all of you guys. Aero, I appreciate the respect you've given me even though we never crossed paths in our two different text worlds. Props for your respect.

INF, thanks brother, that spot is gonna be fun

haha.. yeah Hensley you know I fought in things in front of everyone

I remember you....went to prison for a long time which really fucke dme up... and I still picture of you throwing hard in a hard ball

like a middle aged pitcher in a young thing


thats hwo I remever you my nigga

I know you remember me... and you probably figured i'd end up better.. but i'm alright and fcuk it

The rankings don't matter lol

@Ouch that's some cold stuff about your fam I beg you to put down the bottle as of 1am moving forward

I don't even remember commenting on this... and I didn't even know UPN still existed... even for like a year before I went away and wen't away for years it was just like 10 different people posting about basketball and basically jerking each other off

like.. ohhh wow you're so witty, wow so are you! and we're just going to circle jerk each other off over and over again for years. No one actually wrote anything.

ahh kobe meme... well look at my meme ha ha.. fuck you... but lets jerk each other off. Lame

but yeah I remember KungFuGrip... I always thought him and ProperHops were the same person... just because they said they knew each other in real life (from what I remember) and they wrote the same way... and they were pretty witty, same person or not.

But i've got faith in Hensley he's witty.. and I know he'll actually try and put effort into it. I wouldn't call that Hens and underdog...

but what I didn't know is that they still even have shit on UPN those dudes jerk each other off and stroke egos like no other and that was like 10 years ago.. im sure its even worse now.

They're active on a Facebook group. Up until now that's how the members stay in touch.

Shout out @INF w/ the assist

Hensley too cold

did I vote on your battle on here? I can't remember

Which one?

my browser reset right before I could post an in depth critique.. but you beat that dude...

you won.. I'm 30 and i've always thought of this as like... a comedy line type shit.. with some wit...

I posted my shit on reddit roast me... and they said I looked like a fat ghetto Goomba from super mario... and i'm not fat, the other maybe... and I had to look up Goomba.. its the things that super mario jumps on... haha.

The little witty nerds that are on redditt roast me would be legends on here.... Majority of them aren't funny and are generic, but the good ones would be legend status.

Did this really require a thread?

@Aero @Blue Bayou @kungfugrip @Fracture @Cashius where are yalls threads about joining a tournament on a dead forum?!

I started my thread 3 days ago..

Don’t mind seth, he’s just mad his SC thread is doing aero numbers

Forreal though, this is just wishful thinking but it’d be cool if they brought the UP tourney here and increased the number to a proper 32. Lots of fellow old heads I’d like to meet in the ring that I never had a chance to

Y’all respected King Fu and he drops that verse? And shits on @Aero? Fuck y’all

I was thinking the same thing

Hensley - i added you to the match, so if anyone has a way to reach him and let him know, please do as the verses are due tomorrow

INF - didnt realize you were kyo/tragic, but i left your name on the match as well in case you changed your mind and wanted to make it a threeway, i felt that was more fair given the circumstances

Ouch - the site your describing doesnt seem accurate to me, but to each their own


as for the rankings - i put 16 names into a random number generator, and thats how the seedings work. everyone that was added after was given a continuing sequence of those numbers. I did it that way because most of the people havent written in 5-10 years and the rankings that would have applied to all of us back then dont mean they would apply to us now. ironically enough, the random generator provided seedings that made the tournament interesting. theres very little fat in this tourney, expect to see some dope matches round 1. once it gets to round 2, its going to be fire from then on. i wasnt able to post for a few days on this site when i made my account so it made it difficult to reach people besides using direct messaging.

But yeah, there is an OG tourney going at UPN that was birthed out of the corona virus quarantine, hence the name April Isolation.

If anyone is interested in checking it out, here is the link, as long as you come as a guest, not signed in, you can see all the matches and what not. but once you create a login, if it is new, the restrictions likely wont let you, so keep that in mind. if you have an old account and dont remember your passoword, drop your upn name and i'll reset your password.

link:
http://www.urbanprowlers.net/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=43

@NoetiC

is there a way to see my old posts? i remember posting some beats there years ago but my profile has like 200+posts lol. seems there is restrictions tho on seeing what posts/threads i made

What’s the point if we can’t make an account and vote.

Lol, I went on there and read a battle from the top of their league thread and thought man this sucks...then realized the battle was from 2004.

votes are restricted to accounts created before 2015 and have over 1k posts, as well as the people in the tournament. the majority of upn vote fairly and are able to recognize talent. we cannot say the same for random strangers. the tourney was to bring the OG's of upn together as most of us are actual friends in real life. i decided to extend a few entries to this site as a courtesy, i didnt realize it was going to cause so many headaches among some of the people here. if you dont want to view the tourney, you dont have to, again-just a courtesy

The real question is, why wasn’t I notified?

lol he's rusty but I like what you're saying.

No it’s awesome to read and not vote. My thing. Thanks

He’s rusty is your response... no wonder the vets call you a bitch

nah he was never good just a lower standard in his time

I only knew of the place cus of nika and serge but it's been dead since before I even started battling loool

Only vet that calls me a bitch is your mom when she's pegging me.

Exactly faggot...


NOT TODAY ALOE!

Its a pic match now Johnny

Why dont you sign up then? If dudes were this emotional and biased no intersite battles would have been so dope back in the day. Why dont you show and prove there young man

hahahaha... now whast up you little baseball playing pussy....... you fuck around with proper hops..



lets go nigga