Words that are pronounced like they’re spelled
 

I’ll start it off

Colonel (Currnull)

Oops lmao it’s supposed to say aren’t in the title thread
@Blue Bayou can you fix?

plat - tea - puss / platypuss

Not bad not bad


Carrot (care it)


Oscar (oss curr)

Don't have the power in this section sorry sexy

Contagion

People

@Barcotic

in cep/t/tion - inception

I googled strange English spellings (or something like that). Saw a bunch.

Banana (buh nanna)

Orange (are inge)

Fucking gone at are inge

What a leper

Faggot pronounced ‘Zelph’

Answer

Background

Back rounds, right @Destroyer ?

Compatible (Come pat a bull)

Except that's not how you are supposed to say that word.

Are Inge. Wtf.

Also here Carrot is more like Ca ritt.

Is that what weve become?

Yeah...this gotta be the biggest shitpost I've ever seen.

The audacity.

Zunto, get this wigga!

x creh ment - excrement

Audacity (odd ass Diddy)

Autism (Aww tiz um)

Contagion

Viking-dens... @Barcotic

... and "aren't" apparently

I don’t really remember this but I get angry when I try to
I must have blocked it out

Lmfao

I thought contagion would get more. Last time I try to relate to text

Phlegm

Oh Lord

Aero tried stealing it a few posts above

I mean, Aero copied you....that's something

God damnit Sethua

Sorry the spelling of this seems on point.


I'd like to repeat my Phlegm submission. The PH F sound as well as the silent G. Seems like the best short word contender. Well, it & colonel.

Sort of (sore doves)

Donut (dough-nut)
Badge (baaa-g)
Police (po-lees)


Fuhk-twel-v

Thats a good one


Florida (flar iiduh)

That is not how you say orange