Yo, this is super secret info that I got from a friend who’s cousin’s friend is in the CIA so make sure you keep this info to yourself and your family:
 

No one knows shit about what’s going to happen.

Fucked up stuff man

What’s his clearance??

Dude, upper upper. Like X5.

Fk

we just all need to raw dog old bitches in nursing homes

Done

I thought this was rather common knowledge at this point. At least that's what they've been saying on the news and stuff over here. Just stay calm and wait for further information, take precautions and don't get into panic mode. We'll get through this as well, if anything this is what is needed to bring the world closer together and realize money don't mean shit when it comes down to it.

Heard there's a vaccine now?

There’s 7 strains of the virus now in America.


My barista said.

There isn't but they're working on it. A friend of my mothers is a bio-engineer. He was put in quarantine because his colleague got the virus. His colleague is now back to normal. My friends mother is back on work to keep working towards a vaccine. There's still testing and stuff going in different places around the globe but it won't be finalized until after some time (12-18 months) when we know whether or not it actually does anything at all. No need to be scared tho, it isn't a deadly virus unless you got severe auto-immune diseases, diabetes, respiratory/heart conditions etc. In which case you're in a risk group and will get help before others. A friend of mine got diabetes but is working and all that, no need to worry. Just take precautions, REALLY listen to advice given to you by your state and you're good.

it's really people panicking that are making other people panic. avoid the news, and social media where people keep posting crazy shit about it. they're gonna cause a mass hysteria for god sakes. this girl in my apt complex is talking about the end of times, 7th circle of hell, that trump is Satan and that we are all sinners type shit. ridiculous. she's also encouraging everyone to get their money out of the bank, which maybe isnt too bad of an idea seeing that we dont know whats gonna happen? idk, i think we just need to keep calm, wash your fuckin hands, and be thankful if youve got an immune system that isnt compromised

Is this a troll response or are you autistic?

Don’t know you well enough to say and your post are usually too long for me to want to read

Would not recommend taking money out of the bank as long as your accounts are FDIC insured (most are)

https://www.fdic.gov/

If circumstances force that to change, odds are there's a much bigger problem worry about.

What’s dangerous is stupid people don’t know how stupid they are.. and average people don’t not how smart they ain’t.. and smart people isn’t as smart as they think they is.. and I have to watch it all from high on my horse.

Bodey smarter than circle of hell lady. Sharp smarter than take money out the banks Bodey.

I had to go into a supermarket an hour ago. Talk about a gathering of more than 10 people. Place has been full since this all started. When I get home my neighbor walks over and I have to tell him to stop so he doesn’t walk up to me. Wants to know how to file unemployment from his phone because he’s old. Says he only has $40 in the bank. Has 4 kids. Says they’re hungry. 80 year old mom lives with them.

I need a Xanax.

think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.

legit terrifying. thanks carlin. rest in peace you cantankerous old genius.

Nope. Not at all. Not my fault your attention span sucks and your intelligence ain't good enough to put 2+2 together (it's 4 in case you were wondering).

Word @Eŋg. A dude on FB posted a pic of a group of 15 people hanging out in the local park BBQ'ing close together. Youth? Nah, families. Kids, parents and elderly alike sharing food and playing together. Great way to kill off the grand parents for that sweet sweet heritage tho. I see pics of elderly people on cafes n shit, I ain't even going to the mall at this point n go grocery shopping during low traffic hours and keep my distance. People don't take this shit serious enough while I take it too seriously again. This shit legit gives me anxiety and panic attacks, it's ridiculous and not a rational response for my brain to do at all, lol. It's about taking precautions and be safe about it, not go completely mental like the chick Bodey was talking about. It'll all be over soon enough.

I got what you were saying. I asked if it was a troll response becasue this thread is a super obvious troll and your response was the baseline information everyone on the planet has known for weeks. That’s all. So it made you look like you can’t get obvious cues of sarcasm.

lol, reading it now and ye, it's obvious af. That said, this is the first time in a while I'm also browsing this forum sober and not higher than a fucking kite. I'm dead serious I thought it was real at the time I read it and replied tho. Laughing and facepalming hard at my responses now, lol.

So...

You dont know a muthafuckin thing beyond what you wait to get told...

Yet you are still arrogant enough to state what no one else does or does not know?

Sounds about right you mental sloth ass nigga.

I dont expect you to see how retarded that is.

Speak for yourself & project your ignorance less on other people to comfort your lack of discernment - instead, actually inquire & edcuate yourself on matters you deem them important...requires a lil more effort, i know.

Can you log on here without choking on my dick?

Whenever quarantine is lifted try going out into the world and finding actual humans to vent to so you can use this place appropriately

And I don't expect you to be able to put yourself in someones elses shoes. I'm not doing well mentally at all for the time being, whatsoever. What I do try is to keep myself busy with being active at places that gives me something. Not sure if coming back was a good idea afterall. May take a long break from this place again and come back at a later notice when I am myself again, when I won't post stupid shit on the reg. I've had a couple incidents like this in the past on here and leaving has definitely helped. Sorry if I bothered you and everyone else with my presence, it may sound like sarcasm but I mean this wholeheartedly. Rest assured, I'll probably leave in a sec if my habits keep being like this cus this is not how I want to be in general.

Ur good dude
fuck the haters

Yeah...my post wasn't towards you.

You seem hurt. Seek my attention less.

Person who literally called the police on other internet forum member - tells other people how to "use this place".

Clinical.

If that was directed at Objective you truly are an angry little man lmaoooo

Assumed it as me since you have a raging hard on for me and no one said anything worthy of your response

What a surprise

You reply within what? 5 minutes - still accusing niggas of your own issues.

I am half AI I’m always here

Do better

Youre an actual snitch.

Chill.

don't tell anyone, but I heard the same shit, we must know the same people.


I'm NOT SAYING AN ANCIENT ALIEN gave me that info... but yo... IT WAS.


(his name was harold and he likes to play dominoes)... little known fact about ancient aliens... but lets just keep that between us.

Of course he’s always here his life sucks

Ugh stop following me

somehow i still have a job

ahhsential.

i mean not really xD.. i just have seniority..so mfs got laid off