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Saint 02-26-2020 08:07 AM

Ongoing 1-2 Cypher
 
One bar per post.
(no bar limit)

GO

slecht 02-26-2020 08:33 AM

My punchlines are ill & my flow is timeless.
Call me fake all you want but I'm still going for the kill: Coronavirus.

Destroyer 02-26-2020 10:35 AM

ur the Tarantino of text. u got stan fans who adore u
& u’ve never done nothing I haven’t seen an Asian do better before u

slecht 02-26-2020 10:49 AM

*anything


Destroyer weighed in with an idea but needed a wiser message.
Fist of fury, I'm giving D smoke. That's Wilder's Entrance.

Sinnercog 02-26-2020 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer (Post 758616)
ur the Tarantino of text. u got stan fans who adore u
& u’ve never done nothing I haven’t seen an Asian do better before u

lost a still born baby, ur wife was left clutchin her stomach
she wear her hair in a bun ever since she lost the one in her oven

Destroyer 02-26-2020 11:41 AM

ur candy, man. but in my factory u would make a fine apprentice
right when u think I’ll fall is when I flip it on u - that’s a Wilder entrance

Destroyer 02-26-2020 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sinnercog (Post 758630)
lost a still born baby, ur wife was left clutchin her stomach
she wear her hair in a bun ever since she lost the one in her oven

u still have a hairlip tho and will never be loved

slecht 02-26-2020 11:49 AM

I'll lampoon D's style & celebrate after. I outclass writers cuz I'm a fast striker.
Raising my glass while I carry this bitch's body - That's Van Wilder.

Barcotic 02-26-2020 01:13 PM

U whack hoes are flat broke. Don't act so confused
In fact, yo. This week's matchups have a better Cash/Flow than u

slecht 02-26-2020 01:23 PM

I have been a father figure with my pen like John John Da Don w/ the headlines.
Something for y'all kings to chew on, no Lebron with the Red Vines.

Adverse 02-27-2020 02:16 PM

Yo Slecht, you think it's fiction when i say I'm packin lots of hammers
But once the banger touch ya kid it ain't a legend no more - Afrika Bambaataa

dull boy 02-27-2020 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adverse (Post 758731)
Yo Slecht, you think it's fiction when i say I'm packin lots of hammers
But once the banger touch ya kid it ain't a legend no more - Afrika Bambaataa

Smack a slut’s plump bottom to the track with some maracas.
Crouched and sideways I pound her thighs. AY. When she asks, ‘the fuck?’ ‘WAKANDA!’

Incredible 02-27-2020 07:09 PM

No talk when we battle my gun come out to show it's wilder side
When this hammer drops the weight is all on your shoulders like a wilder fight

Kill Spree 02-27-2020 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incredible (Post 758749)
No talk when we battle my gun come out to show it's wilder side
When this hammer drops the weight is all on your shoulders like a wilder fight

Fuck boi...
You’ve cried for ages, grew up a faggot so I’ll dead this gay
I’ll beat your face in if you don’t “listen son”....two words you’ll never say

Incredible 02-27-2020 07:32 PM

Ok I've cried for ages? You've been a light weight for the same
Only I'm talking about in related to text, we seen that pic of you with aunt Lorraine

Kill Spree 02-27-2020 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incredible (Post 758753)
Ok I've cried for ages? You've been a light weight for the same
Only I'm talking about in related to text, we seen that pic of you with aunt Lorraine

You’ve never seen pics of my aunt... stop & quit
Drugs got you falling under woman.. same way you lost your kids

Incredible 02-27-2020 08:36 PM

Oh right it was bleak but let's be honest you could use some niptuck
Easily confused cause you both copy all the vets and you both suck

slecht 02-27-2020 09:03 PM

He's an impasta & it's time to split his damn noodle.
Taking Inc out quicker than Lasered Tattoo Removal.

slecht 02-27-2020 09:04 PM

He's an impasta & it's time to split his damn noodle.
Taking Inc out quicker than Lasered Tattoo Removal.

Incredible 02-28-2020 12:02 AM

Stfu lame-o who are u anyway? I'll tell'em idc if they ask
Your future: blue painting ur face red watch him embarrass ur ass

slecht 02-28-2020 01:17 AM

Inc? To me, you're not a foe. An idiot hoe with the weakest flow.
Who am I? Let me you remind of it with a link below... I beat you about 3 weeks ago.

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=141783

dull boy 02-28-2020 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incredible (Post 758772)
Stfu lame-o who are u anyway? I'll tell'em idc if they ask
Your future: blue painting ur face red watch him embarrass ur ass

My gluteus maximus exudes such a swagger, bum. You’ll surely need help.
So repeat after me,
It’s not redun-dundant but stu-stubborn to say, “My ass assure in itself.”

bu’ mule, you donkeys.

Three 02-28-2020 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy (Post 758788)
My gluteus maximus exudes such a swagger, bum. You’ll surely need help.
So repeat after me,
It’s not redun-dundant but stu-stubborn to say, “My ass assure in itself.”

bu’ mule, you donkeys.

ill drop this skinner, dumped on the floor, you not a winner
plus his mothers a whore sucked more nuts then she cooked hot dinners

dull boy 02-28-2020 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Three (Post 758792)
ill drop this skinner, dumped on the floor, you not a winner
plus his mothers a whore sucked more nuts then she cooked hot dinners

S’right
Principle Seymour. Belittle this retort with a wit you’d promptly roar for.
Your wife’s fat. Seymour feeding her fly trap like Little Shop of Horrors.

Adverse 02-28-2020 06:19 PM

Make em see god, better hope he pray when that pump on chest
You thought you was winnin then i held up the 9 - D Wade at the dunk contest

slecht 02-28-2020 06:24 PM

He's not a threat. 1 shot off the cannon will drop his balance.
I'll show up to Adverse city & wipe him out like he's not a challenge.

Chemist 02-28-2020 07:23 PM

will need yellow tape after I go for the kill, i strike fiends
I shall, chem will leave the whole thing looking like a crime scene

Adverse 02-28-2020 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slechtq (Post 758852)
He's not a threat. 1 shot off the cannon will drop his balance.
I'll show up to Adverse city & wipe him out like he's not a challenge.

Call you the "dark horse" of the tourney, "like the song from Katy and Juice?"...actually
They call you that cus you're on your last leg, i put you down and take you to the glue factory

Sid 02-28-2020 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chemist (Post 758868)
will need yellow tape after I go for the kill, i strike fiends
I shall, chem will leave the whole thing looking like a crime scene

Sid ensures you can’t walk straight 1 swing and you gon’ fall
If he gets up he be walking like a new born foal

dull boy 02-28-2020 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid (Post 758873)
Sid ensures you can’t walk straight 1 swing and you gon’ fall
If he gets up he be walking like a new born foal

My sheets tight, fitted. You loose leaf with it. Got me cooking up zzz’s.
Flipping through Sid’s in my crib ‘bout to put me to sleep.

slecht 02-28-2020 11:12 PM

I've shot many men, especially those who ain't soldiers.
I'm bringing the tools that'll take dull out like a house makeover.

dull boy 02-28-2020 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adverse (Post 758872)
Call you the "dark horse" of the tourney, "like the song from Katy and Juice?"...actually
They call you that cus you're on your last leg, i put you down and take you to the glue factory

If I pictured that you’d print it back. Just a mimic if you mocking. A fake.
Glue factory lol That’s too accurate. Whole style’s assembling lines you copy and paste.

slecht 02-28-2020 11:27 PM

Sid? Now he's recognized as the guy with awful kind of boggy rhymes.
fuck that, 1 shot will tear apart Sydney...no Aussie crimes.

Ouch 02-29-2020 02:16 AM

Look right... I might look nice
Old Ken Griffey’s with the swoosh Nike’s
...but I’m as mad as suge knight

And who am I mad at?
Myself 10 years ago wearin’ a snap back?
Listen to trash rap... looking at myself like who dis
.. you ain’t Marty Mcfly, this ain’t back to the future you got 2 kids

Where’s the deloreon.. I want those doors with the wings out
Back when I didn’t have to scream, shout

slecht 02-29-2020 02:37 AM

He will never be MVP here. He is NC's Pat Ewing.
Cannot even follow instructions to this cipher, what is this fag doing?

Sinnercog 02-29-2020 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer (Post 758632)
u still have a hairlip tho and will never be loved

talk that shit you broad ass bitch
my kids lived to inherit my talent. yours had SIDS.

slecht 02-29-2020 02:56 AM

It ain't Christ-like to do so but I'll let the weapons shoot.
Putting in a box, no confession booth.

Sid 02-29-2020 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slechtq (Post 759032)
It ain't Christ-like to do so but I'll let the weapons shoot.
Putting in a box, no confession booth.

Stop with the flexin you get robbed of ya weapons
Take your Arms Out like you was zombie infested

Incredible 02-29-2020 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy (Post 758788)
My gluteus maximus exudes such a swagger, bum. You’ll surely need help.
So repeat after me,
It’s not redun-dundant but stu-stubborn to say, “My ass assure in itself.”

bu’ mule, you donkeys.

Cocky cuz he got picked in a roast, that's fake news colin jost
When he post I sneeze n' squeeze "bullshit" in the middle, he got some pollen jokes

dull boy 02-29-2020 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incredible (Post 759120)
Cocky cuz he got picked in a roast, that's fake news colin jost
When he post I sneeze n' squeeze "bullshit" in the middle, he got some pollen jokes

“I’m allergic to comedy.” I believe it after reading the rhymes you say.
“Your bars just got me sharting.” Thanks for the brown briefs, Michael Che.


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