Eyo. Who here has had a hemaroid?
 

..describe it please

Bloody painful, no pun intended...

Lmaooooo bro wtf u doing

Go to a Dr my dude

lmao it’s like a grape up ur ass

geno no

@uh-oh to thread

That is something that happens to faggots

Lol at HAD

As if they go away

Ur fate is sealed

Put a date on it niga

they go away

mine did at least. depends on the severity and type i guess.

lol'd at "describe it please" and uhoh to thread tho.

i had a outer roid like on the rim of the asshole from shitting to long. no blood. just the pain and discomfort. preparation H was gross cuz it basically gives you a greasy numb asshole. i chose pain instead. just don't sit as much and dont exert your anus in daily life.

godspeed

oh but word if you got blood and a normal butthole its an internal roid and your options are basically having a doc fix it or just bleeding out your ass for life. or its colon cancer. dark blood is a sign of doom

U had a fuckin ingrown hair u piece of shit

U been getting fucked to?

This is what i have. Went to doc. They prescribed some shit and gave me some fmla time. So im in relax mode like shit hoping it goes away. Otherwise surgery is next step.

Fucking ya. Constipation got me here. Wtf

Smh

FMLA for a hemroid LMFAO unfuckinreal

Yep. Movement is a bitch. If its available, and suggested by doctor -id say use it.

amazing

unpaid though!

I think ill be paid. Pretty sure 3m pays for short term fmla.


Edit..
Definitely paid for fmla at 3m. Just spoke woth my area supervisor. But ya ill be returning to work sunday. I was super worried about this shit at first like wtf man. Google is the prophet of death, everything you google is most likely cancer according to them. But ya. Its starting to find its way back in place. Have to admit man, when you find a growth as painful as this shit is in an area like that its really fucking concerning. Some life changing shit yo lmao. But i should be good. As long as it restores itself to normal i wont need surgery. Humbling shit yo

yes those happen with hemorrhoids

Lol, just curious...Why even air this out here...Sarcasm, Legit?

When u fucked a k9 nobody said “why”

I'm sure someone did just never hit up those threads, anyhoo...

@uh-oh

Eyo.. How long did it take urs to fully go back to normal? Or did it even?

I mean mines gotten a lot better and shit. Its been about 5 days. But im hoping it dont take a surgical procedure. Doc said that its possible it might. So since uve had this similar experience i figured you could give me some peace of mind. Lmk

Goddamnit. @uh-oh

I need a report bruh. Give it to me straight

tell ya boyfriend to quit fucking you so hard... use some extra lube

Aye goddamnit. I aim to talk about my asshole and thats what i plan to do. @uh-oh. Im gonna need your attention here bud.

Thanks for making this thread.

“Uh oh help me with my butt hole”


Smh

Unfortunate choice of words.

Thought i executed that one perfectly tbh