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JurorNumberSeven 08-20-2019 08:44 PM

THE TRIAL OF THE GNOME MAN ADONIS
 
ALSO RENDERED AS THE "MINISCULE MAL-MASCULINE MODERATING MAVERICK" AS PER HIS OWNERSHIP RIGHTS AT BARNUM & BAILEY. @Adonis YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO LETHAL CASTRATION OF YOUR MICRO PENIS BY MEANS OF SCIMITAR...LET THE PROCEEDINGS BEGIN.

YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE FOLLOWING: 1)AGGRAVATED FELLATIO OF EUROPEAN 4 INCH LARS PENIS
2)INABILITY TO PASS LOGICAL EXAMS OF THE 3RD GRADE CALIBER
3)REPEATED MISSPELLINGS OF "TOO/TO" , "THERE/ THEY'RE/THEIR" ETC
4)MALFUNCTION OF A 6 FLAGS THEME PARK ROLLER COASTER DUE TO DIMINUTIVE DIMENSIONS THEREBY CAUSING THE DEATHS OF DOZENS
5)PENETRATION OF AN ENGLISH CRUMPET AND PARTICIPATION IN THE PAIN OLYMPICS ON TOR BROWSERS, MUTILATING YOUR OWN TESTICLES VIA SCALDING HOT TEA BREWED BY BARON MYND.

HOW DO YOU PLEAD???

JurorNumberSeven 08-20-2019 08:59 PM

@garfunkel goldenflow

~RustyGunZ~ 08-20-2019 09:01 PM

The honorable judge sent me to kill you for mocking his court without his consent

I’ll let you off with a warning tho

JurorNumberSeven 08-20-2019 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seth (Post 746208)
The honorable judge sent me to kill you for mocking his court without his consent

I’ll let you off with a warning tho

THOU ART A MOST INSOUCIANT YOUTH...NOT THEE WAS I HONORING, BUT OUR MOST... ESTEEMED JUDGE LORD GOLDEN FLOW. PARLIAMENT HAS CONVENED FOR THE TRAITOROUS CRIMES AFOREMENTIONED IN PRELIMINARY PROCEEDINGS.

JurorNumberSeven 08-20-2019 09:06 PM

@BAILIFF

Aero 08-20-2019 09:15 PM

lol

Bailiff Bill 08-21-2019 01:36 AM

Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dog

JurorNumberSeven 08-21-2019 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bailiff Bill (Post 746224)
Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dog

YOU ARE DISMISSED FROM THE HIGH COURT, LOWLY NEGRO.

Ghost1 08-22-2019 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bailiff Bill (Post 746224)
Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dog

Lmaooooooo

JurorNumberSeven 08-22-2019 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost1 (Post 746263)
Lmaooooooo

It's not really that funny. Do you have pics of ugly naked azns to post rofl. So manly and funny he can pull ugly azn tinder girls omfg lulz. Back to societal dregs with u

Ghost1 08-22-2019 09:58 AM

Nyc unfunny fagot forever raging because no one wanted to roleplay jury with him lol Jesus ur a pathetic fuckin loser

JurorNumberSeven 08-22-2019 10:08 AM

Hmmm ur forever role playing w Seth...yall suck each. chemyoother and have humor at the expense of others and pick on the weak men...ironically considering yourselves strong men ( on the outer surface, 2 layers deep u know ur a bitch fagg0t) of the forum bc y'all ain't shit real life rolfzz...fuckin dumbass very ironic. Juror7 stands for the ppl against filth like u

Sharp 08-22-2019 10:23 AM

We all miss zygote and vulgar aliases

Some just grieve in a more cringey way than the rest of us

JurorNumberSeven 08-22-2019 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp (Post 746276)
We all miss zygote and vulgar aliases

Some just grieve in a more cringey way than the rest of us

And the weakest link to the bags Seth Sharp trio has arrived.

Time to make some beats to the screams of Ukrainian farmers circa 1940

Sharp 08-22-2019 11:01 AM

Yes those are the 3 people who gave your thread pity posts

Inno 08-22-2019 11:13 AM

I got robbed 2

Diablo 08-22-2019 12:01 PM

lmao that loss broke NYC mind

damn

Aero 08-22-2019 12:41 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Hush 08-22-2019 12:41 PM

Seems jealous

Big Bolo 08-22-2019 04:35 PM

Nyc...=...jury#7...?...now the multiple PMs begging for votes in the semi finals makes sense...also makes me smh...

Diablo 08-22-2019 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Bolo (Post 746290)
Nyc...=...jury#7...?...now the multiple PMs begging for votes in the semi finals makes sense...also makes me smh...

O_O

NYC = JurorNumberSeven shocker

Diablo 08-22-2019 04:38 PM

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=140493

lmao voted against me under two accounts round one then cried foul last round

for shame

Big Bolo 08-22-2019 04:41 PM

Lmao...and you still won...I didn't know NYC had it in him...

Kill Spree 08-22-2019 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Bolo (Post 746295)
Lmao...and you still won...I didn't know NYC had it in him...

Shut the fuck up faggit

Big Bolo 08-22-2019 04:44 PM

Hey good luck on your league...I'll give it 4 weeks...4 sssssllllooowww weeks...then it dies...

Aero 08-22-2019 04:45 PM

I just read Diablo & NYC’s verse and it wasn’t even close. NYC destroyed Lars in that battle. GOOD GRIEF!!!

Big Bolo 08-22-2019 04:46 PM

Oh the all mighty aero has ruled...stop the fkn presses...

Diablo 08-22-2019 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero (Post 746299)
I just read Diablo & NYC’s verse and it wasn’t even close. NYC destroyed Lars in that battle. GOOD GRIEF!!!

lmao Ya niggas can't be serious right now

I'm the all time heavy weight champion of flowers

I'm leading the league in at least six statistical categories right now:

Best flow
Most consistent
Realest stories
Most charisma
I set the most trends
And my interviews are hotter

Holla

Aero 08-22-2019 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diablo (Post 746301)
lmao Ya niggas can't be serious right now

I'm the all time heavy weight champion of flowers

I'm leading the league in at least six statistical categories right now:

Best flow
Most consistent
Realest stories
Most charisma
I set the most trends
And my interviews are hotter

Holla


That’s dandy but man you got owned in that battle.

Kill Spree 08-22-2019 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Bolo (Post 746298)
Hey good luck on your league...I'll give it 4 weeks...4 sssssllllooowww weeks...then it dies...

Shut the fuck up faggot

Kill Spree 08-22-2019 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero (Post 746302)
That’s dandy but man you got owned in that battle.

This

Big Bolo 08-22-2019 06:48 PM

Ahh...but neither took the time to vote...just choose to talk shit after the fact...lol...wow...

Sharp 08-22-2019 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diablo (Post 746292)
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=140493

lmao voted against me under two accounts round one then cried foul last round

for shame

This is a dq tbh

Diablo 08-23-2019 03:01 PM

lmao karma is a bitch named Adonis apparently

big baby 08-23-2019 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diablo (Post 746301)
lmao Ya niggas can't be serious right now

I'm the all time heavy weight champion of flowers

I'm leading the league in at least six statistical categories right now:

Best flow
Most consistent
Realest stories
Most charisma
I set the most trends
And my interviews are hotter

Holla

hey bud can u link me to the battle? aero is literally nyc

thx


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