How do you text this
 

I’m rusty for real

If you want to give a hoe an ultimatum like “suck dick or gtfo” in Internet forums terms, how do you text that?

I mean in a way where you come off as an asshole but yet still have a great 50/50 chance of getting it

Tell her you need her to face you.

Are we chillin or are we chillin chillin?

Well I'm free after my hatha yoga class tonight. Come through if you want. We can talk over a glass of merlot...

"Ok daddy" ;)))

I think he’s looking to persuade a female

Exactly friend

Merlot the thinking man's working man's drink

High IQ/middle to low income...we are a proud, often angry and enigmatic population...everything is in its proper place though fuck it idgaf. The wheel turns...

Nice. Not going to use his on her, but I already copied and pasted this for later

I been ignoring her don’t feel like explaining but anyway, she texted today around lunch saying “I’m on break” like I was supposed to take her out to lunch or something lol. I ain’t said shit back I just want head now and I don’t wanna spend anything on her. But I don’t want to tell her all that

Should I just say “can I have head tonight”? That’s what I’m about to say she gonna get mad at first. I’m actually banking on her getting mad. She can’t come over tonight. My girl will be here

"you should come top me"

anger is good. its emotion. easy to use the momentum of it and turn it into lust.

This is my fucking lane right here and I'm here to help, my dude!

You could say that even tho you love her of all of your heart you feel like you're not sexually compatible. (see how she responds, and if it is in terms of sucking dick, then say, ye, because it is important for you to feel fulfilled sexually as well as romantically.) It can happen in any relationship that ones desires doesn't coincide with someone else and that is fine, and in this case this part is an important deal for you in a relationship to feel sexually fulfilled, and you feel it's hurting you that she can't see that, and that it isn't all about "just sucking dick".

If it gets to the next level: Apologize and say you feel it is an important thing for you to have a healthy sexual relationship with your partner, and if she doesn't understand that then she just have to accept the fact that you are not sexually compatible, and since it is an important thing for you in a relationship (which is very acceptable nowadays to think) then perhaps you should perhaps thinking about breaking up.

That is, if you care about not getting the rumor that you broke up because she wouldn't suck your dick, but now it is an issue of whether or not she is willing to meet you halfway on your desires as well sexually. Then it's kinda questionable on her part as well for not wanting to do that. I don't know, this is how I've rationalized it for feminists before and they've actually agreed with me. Then again, the shit above about lust and not being a sub is good shit too, feel out the girl on whether she's emotional or want someone who knows what they want.

Lol...u slick dog...

Damn

Objective has the social science down in such a way it makes me think everyone in Norway knows everyone

And he turned that into more potential head

Respek

Come over let’s play hide the tip

Text her and ask her how she feels about getting dick pics.

If she’s like “ewwww gross”, you already know you staying dry.

FACT

Could always log off, Walk out your front door & fuckin' surprise! Your in the real world where like 5.billion girls live... Idiot.

Easy..

Get mines..
Or get naked... Whore

wayyy too over thought out

you sound like a full blown hoe ass nigga

If you don't want her say I'm not interested

Eddie you sexy af tho

The Munter aka Eddie
Tell her you not into her like that
Just be friends or best friends

LMFAO HOLY SHIT

Lmfao.

I know a guy that know some guy, if that counts. Can't speak for the rest but we're such a small country that if it counts for me it probably counts for the rest of the population as well.

And you sound like the next infinite having dry spell incel in denial that can't get chicks under 30 cus you ain't following up on how to talk and act towards em unless they're the raunchy low on hygiene kind that's happy just gettin some action. Social media been messing with the 20 year olds heads, son.

Had a Norwegian stay at my house last month

Did not enjoy the experience

Please tell her that she has an unpleasant attitude or put that message in the proper channels for me

them hoes be looking like neville longbottom with a wig

Depends, she could be a Swede posing as a Norwegian, we got quite a lot of those to deal with.

Her name was pretty Norwegian

Every time I tried to pronounce it she accused me of making fun of a Norwegian accent

Holy fucking shit, what a cunt. She is not representative of Norwegian people whatsoever, that would be considered extremely rude and would be talked about between her friends for sure if they knew. She could perhaps be from the westside of Oslo/rich-side of any city in Norway and stay with some arrogant clique mostly consisting of her and 3-4 others at most, they can be cunts like that and I know the type. Most people would think it's cool that you try to pronounce a name in a different language regardless where they're from tho, lol.

Once was about to date one that said she wouldn't understand how to pronounce my first name if we started dating (I don't even use my first name that much and it's a two-syllable straight forward name, cunts be cunts tho. Dunno if she was playing hard to get or what her deal was, but I dropped her/didn't bother replying after that shit), and this other that said her father didn't really like immigrants so he couldn't/shouldn't know who she was dating, or that I had Albanian roots, on our first date... Cunts exist everywhere, unfortunately.

difference...how i talk and act is not dependent on who is in front of me, but who i am. meditate on the word authenticity for a while you hoe

but kindly, remind me of the level of absolute apex pussy im dealing with here though since you mentioned age & social media messing with heads...are you not the same dude who cried tears of hurt, anguish & sorrow when geno kicked him out of his super illustrious internet forum text rap crew?

if i am mistaken, my sincere apologies bruddah.

edit - bonus point for you nigga. you write full blown diary entries on here with a regularity like you saying something lool you need to be on social media so niggas can limit your post lengths you hoesenberg

+1 point for authenticity, you're not wrong there. In my experience it depends on the girl tho, I mean, a lot is in it for the chase and this kinda shit is part of it. Towards most girls I act like I'd to anyone else and speak my mind straight up, depends if they are trying to fuck with my head or not. On here I just say whatever, most is bs with a teaspoon truth, other times im giving my unfiltered thoughts like now. you should usually be able to tell the difference if you got at least a tiny bit of EQ.

The stuff with ATR/Geno is related to mental illness and I've been upfront about that part and do realize the way I acted was way overboard and messed up, I have refleced upon it a lot afterwards. That's what moderate-heavy depression and/or anxiety can do to you. I got a personality disorder to top it off and the shit that went on then was right in the middle of other irl shit that was going on, it was kinda the only positive thing that I had going for me back then as it motivated me to write and improve while feeling apathetic ti everything else as bad as it could get. Bad timing + seeing a shimmer of light in the void only to lose it again along with the focus on your own sanity is fucked up shit. Don't expect you to understand or other people in general to see or understand that part tho, if you do you do, if you don't I'm hapoy for you.

I don't need social media, in fact I cut most of it out the past few years. I barely use messenger/ig, ain't even on snapchat or similar anymore and can take weeks before I see messages unless sent to my phone, I barely post on ncs. I probably got more friends, network, and shit like that going for me than a lot on here. That ain't it, I have a few friends that I write a lot with and get similar responses in return, people are different. I rarely change how I do things based on other peoples opinions tho. I also don't expect people to read, or crave that y'all do. I am me and nothing is gonna change that unless you close, you certainly ain't. Your words don't even affect me other than wanting to tell you whats what, and that says a lot about how I view you and most on here lol. The reason I reactes in Genos shit was cus I thought he was real in general when it came down it at a time I was at a low point in my life, it happens. He just ain't that kinda guy and that's ok, I could have handled it better but oh well.

She was acting very very stalkerish so I never responded to her. I didn’t even want the head no more she scared the Munster. I got a 40 year old bbw I’m working on now

Ask her if she can make it spit while she swallows

Just ask that hookuh straight up.. Like yo mah.. Can i pee in your poop? Serious inquiry