Have you ever had bad pussy?
 

If so explain why...

Yes. Hard to explain ..

But the biggest misconception is the tighter equals better

Bullshit .. the best lay I ever had could take dick like a champ( 3 kids).. like I could swim in her but that pussy was nuclear asf . Penetrating heat . Make you pull out n reevaluate lol

Worst lay was super tight .. pussy was just bland .. no oomph to it . Again hard to explain

But that nuclear heat was produced by a legitimate crazy bitch I’m talking previously institutionalized crazy . & as time progresses I think there’s something to the crazy bitches / fye pussy thing

The 3 girls I slept with that I know have been interned at asylums are all in my mf rushmore

When you find yourself typing these words, that’s when you re-evaluate your life choices.

It’s a numbers game - higher the number your plugging the more often you’ll experience this

Worse case is a smelly fucker but...

... but never been a fan of the ones hanging out like a fish pout - y’all know the type, looks like Yosemite Sam headbutt a donner kebab

One chick comes to mind her puss was like a coke bottle. Tight at lip level but that’s all Munster could feel

And she may have been the smallest girl I ever fornicated with

Wash she of age?

Gone

Good bait for the SC

Don’t knock it till you try it

Anyways.. that’s all old news

Lmao

Wtf


Niggas really out here talking up loose pussy

Little dick nigga gotta make himself feel better about virgin pussy drowning him

Says the obvious alias


Gimme this nigga round 1

LMAO only on nc

In muffs defense crazy pussy is fire tho

Boy I’ll fuckin kill u & ur Starbucks bars

That’s great

Wish u luck

No wrong way to eat a Reese's

Ever had some Pusey bro?

I'm a woman so this thread not for me
but I'm tight and sweet down there

We don’t discriminate here, love
You ever had some bad dick?

No
 

No

I believe DG over everyone else itt

My ex... thats why I left the bitch...

One time I started to go down on this girl and then immediately stopped because it was... bad.
Just tapped it instead - it was still pussy

Lmao

Destroyer
U fucked dirty vag ? I’m in shock

1 cunt looked like a fkn grill cheese sammy if u were to open it up by the crusts

i passed

Lmao in here. Man. I aint got nothing for yall. Only person in here whos prolly fucking bitches like i did when i was tearing it up is muffy. Except back then i was in the program and super clean.. my bitches were drug free had jobs and theyre own shit lmao. Damn muff. I remember i shared a house with 5 black cats out in beltsville md. Dog they used to love me in there. Had the best time of my life living in that house for 2 years. Most of took 200 hundred bitches through that crib. Not even exagerating yo. Real talk. Tore them walls up in there.. They was like "Damn Chris dog, How is it you keep one coming through front door and one going out the back 24/7 lmmfao. "You keep the house live as fuck, we hope you never leave lmaoo"

Needless to say. Ive had my share of ass and it aint always gonna be the best piece you eber had. Dont matter what walk of life she from. You could have the cleanest most professional well groomed bitch and she got the worst pussy ever. I had this chick once, bad as fuck.. Just one example.. She was stacked yo. Looked like drew barrymore. But she was built like a brick shithouse yo.. Big old d's, phatter than phat ass.. The type of girl when you walk past a dude with her they get salty as shit cause you can tell they just hating looking and shaking they head like why the fuck she with him and not me type shit... But real talk... Some of the worst pussy i ever had, you just dont know til you get up in it for real. She was so sexy though man wtfff. So i still managed to get her pregnant tho... Had a miscarriage according to her but idk if she was really pregnant cause she hit me with that when i told i her i couldnt fuck with her no more, on some ole "keep a nigga baby" type shit.. but thats another story. Anyway thats just one example man.. Ive had some bomb ass pussy in my life but ive had some shit that really makes you wonder wtf did i just get myself into type of a hole lmmfao... Anyway. Carry on yall. My player days is long since over tbh. Phill will tell you tho.. Shit i was in virginia with my wife who i was currently legally seperated with but was working on shit though... Anyway it was phills bday we was at the bar. One of the vet doctors he worked for was there. flirting with me hard as fuck all night. Man she end up coming back to phills place with us cause i asked her to.. Seriously she was jive hot imo. Woulda smashed straight up..and i know she wanted some cock but my wife was there and we were currently working through some shit. My wife was a G though so she was running game all night to, cant lie man .. Had niggas buying her drinks at the bar and she would bring them to me and shit.an all around real G type woman. Miss her friendship alot sometimes. But We just never worked out together man. Anyway thats another story to. Lol.. But ok thats my 2cents pzs

Drugs


Don’t do them

lmao. Ya i had to edit in a lot of shit to that post to clarify some shit. But word ive been clean as a whistle no bullshit for over 2 years. Feels great man. Never again. Fuck the bs. Sick of it. Sick of the people.ipeople.it attracts and that you become attracted to when your on that shit. Just fucking retarded man. No telling where i coulda been right now had i ran a tight ship my whole life. But you know coming up was rough man. Fuck it whatever. But word yo. Drugs r bad

wait

so you took your wife to some dive bar with Seadad on his birthday, and she spent the entire night flirting with other men for free drinks while you said nothing about it?

sounds like a fun birthday indeed

plz regale us with more

lmao muff tho?

pls

@sraL Exactly.lmao. she got.me free drinks. Worked just as it was supposed to. I dont think you fully understand me or my ex wifes gangsta. Like i said she kept reporting to me about the dude and how drunk off his ass he was and bringing me drafts that she got him to cop. Shed come get the empty glass and tell me whats up and then go back and wrap him up. All the while.we were also plotting on running up in his cribbo together but we never did that. If i remember correctly she thought dude had bread and had mentioned she could get his number figure out his address and we could run up in his shit. We didnt obv. I didnt care that much about hitting that lick at that point in my life. I was broke, but not catch a armed robbery breaking and entering case out of state broke. Feel me? Anyway. Do with that info as you will. Your.the best at misconstruing what someone says and starting a full on blood bath attack on that person with the help of everyone who hops on cock. So ya. Should be interesting.

Lie them lies netcees niggaz

They ran out of pussy in Dakota? Say it ain't so

Good call

That's Gonnorrhea

Why is that . That shit feel like Chernobyl

What u want shark tat

Cro def got a ugly gf

Undoubtedly