What was you first forum screen name?
 

Kind of extended from discord.

Mine was ILLicit

Rank 1

smartguyreviews

I stole the name from an ad on the site @Split Eight got the prestige copypasta from

English

Sadistic

Aloe

Da King

DArryl KING

Get it????

Austate

DeMoNiK KrOnIc

I fucking knew it.

Don’t laugh guys

Numerix aka nummy sacks

Now I see where ur current handle comes from

Why aka nummy sacks tho lol

That’s what people called me. No one wrote numerix lol

topnotch

T-O-K

after the graffiti gang that lived on my bock. Thugged Out Kings

Well, tonight me and my roommates were watching The Prestige on dvd. We'd heard it was good but we really couldn't get into it. We got about half way in and decided to turn it off. We were debating what to do when one of my roomates, Andy comes out with a porn dvd and next thing i knew it was in the player and we were all sat around, 4 guys watching a porn together. It wasn't very good in all honesty. It was just three rather ugly women sitting around in a basement, I don't want to break the rules so i'll just say they were "having fun".

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others)

Now I feel sort of wrong about it. I'm a straight guy and I just feel really dirty about the whole thing. I haven't really spoken to my roommates since then and I just went into my room and hopped on the internet after a while. So anyway, now i'm here feeling rather dirty knowing that I just sat in a room with 3 other guys having a wank. I had to get it off my chest and what better place to do so than the internet?

Jesus....Where these 3 dogs @? Thought my life was weird yet you jackin' off with niggas over basement porn...You do know your front door leads to reality right?

cereal thugg

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Literally quoted the post that says he copied that post from a different site in the same fucking post

Dog jiz rotted this stupid fucking morons brain out

I believe the first name I used on rap forums was Curren$y

but my low point in life was LyRiCaL aRtiSt

Lmaao that’s a good one

Why you always on my cock son? Ain't feelin' it in all honesty, bein' gay for your followers makes you what? Like some God...Plz, That's like let's neg my rep to red on some shit nigga, We on the fuckin' net dumb fuck, Means nothin' to me, your just some trollin' sad ass faggot that fell off year's ago...

Exis def dropped out of school in a single digit year

Fuck up bitch, really jumpin' up on the bandwagon like some hillbilly chick...

I suggest you remain mute.

Why would you suggest that

Gonna fuck my dog?

Yep...

HEY

I made it to double digits so got no pity for y’all

So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the fukc is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my fukcing sisters head.

she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my aids shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her ****ing guts out.

Most embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your fukcing room immediatly you sick fukcing predator". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now.

does it count if i wouldve been in the double digits had i not skipped so many classes that i was held back and did 9th twice?

i technically put in 10?

Poetic mindz was my very first. Then i became anonamous. Tha oracle. Judge Mentality. Substance Abuse. Beforw finally becoming Genocide or urban genocide years ago and staying

Pestilence

I’ll consider this

It was pretty bad, I don’t really want to post it

Mab

You just want some attention then?

Sup Des

Mine was Hottest chick

Lmfao
Word

It was the_e