Cashius & John Hensley
 

the LLL is poppin...

the 1-2 is about to go down

activity is bonkers



where the fuck you at you creative geniuses at??!

@Cashius @john hensley

hens is over rated

and he robbed me

Link immediately

lmao nah he def won that

your wording was on point, I actually preferred it to his there, but conceptually he was better with that padded stats and the closer

The shadow boxing line was garbage, complete throwaway imo and your Mario Kart / shells shit would have been played even then at a guess

I had Hens winning

False

Kilroy bar shit on his whole verse

Karaoke bit the Coca Cola line

Padding stats was the worst bar that season by anyone with name recognition

Fucking terrible

If you liked that you’re an idiot

lmao I’ve seen “got a bottle with your name on it.. it ain’t Coca Cola” done by an RMBVA cat that predates yours so that’s not fresh to me tbh

http://rmbva.com/2vs2-cross-site-fin....html?p=384062

2014

Is this the same john hensley from rbl back in the day?

I would sure hope so.

If so....he sucked

But his name's not bottle

Yeah I didn't get that angle tbh... Some dope bars tho

Lol at the tags.. well done

Wow padded stats is actually a terrible bar lmao

Coke used to make cans w random names on them

i feel like knucky may have had a more polished verse but john def had the verse that more readers are going to enjoy bc it was so simple and some of his shit was quick wit, knucks concepts some wont get or will have to look too far into it to truly get the full impact. john had the more voter friendly verse no question but knuck prob had arguably the better verse

I'm not sure what to make of these back to back posts...

straight gutter trash

reads like a DMS thread

YO IM HENS ONLY WIN CUS IM WELL KNOWN! TALENT? I GOT NOTHIN
UR JUST A STEPPING STONE, LIKE ITS LIKE YOUR A ROCK THAT IS BEING USED A WAY TO GET TO SOMETHING

YO IM HENS THE KING MY INSURANCE IS CALLED CROWN CARE
UR LIKE LITERALLY BELOW ME LIKE I WAS UPSTAIRS........ AND U WERE DOWNSTAIRS!!

I actually cant even think of a bar as fucking stupid as padding stats
@Barcotic got any ant eater shit tier bars for me?

the line was pretty random butttt

the real question is how was mario kart quoted and kilroy wasnt..

John hensley once droped a verse sooooooooo dope it made chuck norris kick his wife in the nuts

It wasn't random, it just sucked. The connection related to a non-existent thing. There are no tampon statistics that people refer to in any situation in the history of human interaction.

Kilroy was fire, people are dumb.

Knuckle <3 wats up

Good battle

Hens.. Overrated

Ha

Dude put more work in than 98% ppl you'll ever see

Actually

I can't think of anyone else whos body of work is more extensive

Swhy he was like the Brady of Dohpe

i mean rican has put in work

dude used to get mollywopped on the mfn daily bruh fym

i'm sayin work dont mean shit

far as i've seen he's always been mediocre with a strong following. obv didnt see his earlier stuff though so no expert. same with fracture.

lmao @ work doesn’t mean anything

any of the guys at the top of the top ten lists by people will be those majority who’ve dominated across multiple boards and over long stretches of time

consistency and longevity are two huge factors for me, personally

when you get to a certain level of skill at this shit there’s little to separate the top tier from each other and any of us can have a bad week at the office where we lose to someone we otherwise wouldn’t by underestimating them or them trying out of their skin

upsets happen all the time

anyone can have a 4 week run where they champ

everyone has a loss they prob shouldn’t or a lucky scalp over a bigger name. it just happens. even I have a legit win over Sephiroth at UPN at one point in a pic battle and he was way doper than I’d ever claim to be in text lol

let’s not act like consistency and longevity are easy to dismiss here though

Kiljoy was dope conceptually but not worded harshly enough and the young member base prob didn’t know about that obscure reference dating back to the 1940s to appreciate it

that’s real shit.

I didn't have a following then dawg. That was nearly 3 years after my last active period in Summer Classic. Dwelling on it 4 years later does make u look cool tho.

I can't imagine how bad the L would have been for u 2012 and prior. Sheesh

Following was strong tho @john hensley
You w. Hotdogvendorman kinda had a thing going in b-boys underground dictating the whose who & sways. Ijs.
But in all fairness, that type of fuckshit has exists before & after you guys.

As far as summer classics, I knw nothing about this.

You’re pandering to two historic vets that don’t battle?

Hens the GOAT

yeah tbh hens been top 3 since way back