i got a new gf
 

scoop

Congrats, now throw up a pic...

Haha oh shit man that is cool. What else is cool about your new girflend

Write an open mic about her tits

i call her ms butterworth cuz she got pancake tits

Lol...

I hope your girlfriend dies.

i hope she lives a wonderful life and brings you joy, friend.

I have changed.

lmao. im just depressed witty don't mind me. trying to spread joy i don't possess.

It is what it is man, we all become one with the fucking worms at one point or another. Do what you need to do. In 100 years nobody will remember us or what we did, so fuck it.

when julius caesar was 33 he saw a shrine to alexander the great, and thought to himself, wtf have i done in my life? by the time alexander was my age he conquered the world. caesar used this as motivation which led to a storied career and life to such an extent that i know of him in 2018 and whoever is reading this at least knows of his name.

after learning that years ago i probably microwaved some pizza rolls and scratched my nuts before watching the sopranos for the 16th time.

i've discovered the only problem with living the life you wish in your heart, is it leads to too much time for contemplation. so one thinks of things. those who don't live the life they wish is too busy for the contemplation. its almost a fair trade of misery. i will continue with the time of contemplation for the foreseeable future. its all i know.

Ok. But you ain't Julius Ceaser. You're like me...you haven't done shit. Don't think of yourself as a ruler, think of yourself as a random guy in that time who was just living his life and didn't give a fuck who was emporer as long as he could eat some food and drink some alcohol. Fuck being a leader of men. I just want to live my life.

You have to live for joy. My greatest joy is seeing my little boy. He makes my heart burst. After that it is writing things nobody will ever see and being drunk.

jokes on you i only date dead girls

<3

wow legit forgot who she was as i as writing this post

but whoever she is,i'm sure she will

Classic witty in here. Dont be depressed uh-oh. Your above ground and the bills are paid. Your doing ok bruh

Me too


She's blonde :)

The muff is back. Lol. Sup fool

How was your Christmas?

& i dont have a gf anymore :?>



these girls wanna

coulda bought an ass for my bitch, niggaaaaaaaaaaaa
yo boyfriend a opp my nina blow him
you was on the phone with him suckin my dick he aint even kno it


u wanna glo up baby keef got uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

oh oh oh oh oh my heart

What

huh?

u need me to come out here?

yo ass drunk

you drunk

cuz i know u what u been drinking...?


me 2 her. chief keef love no thottiesss

she want the drank
i know u hate bein sober
and i love all these niggas hate chief sosa

yo i dont think its gonna work out

mainly cuz im an asshole. she perfect. 5'8", fits perfectly in my 6'1" lap. blonde hair, blonde eyebrows, eyes bluer than heaven.

i just wanna fuck on u i dont wanna wife u
but u gotta brush yo teeth and do it when i slide thru
her: hello?
me: bitch can u hear me?

i aint even playin tho
i make bitches fly like peter pan tho
her: when im gone see u
me: thats whats i just asked u. uza alcoholic i aint got no time 4 u

she takes pills and talks a trill an hour
i get drunk and grunt one mile per hour


perfect couple?

did you get her for Christmas..lol

how sadly this post turned out. so sad i dont even remember which girl i made this thread about

but let me tell u im love sick. so damn love sick ill genuinely start making music again. but it prolly wont be rap. prolly gonna get on my Lil Nas X shit

i feel so bad man

dont ask me why i was dating a 40 year old tall jewish chick. bitch don't even have her real teeth man them shits like 100% veneers from doing drugs & fucking rock & rollers

why do i keep chasing sluts? how retarded am i? get over it dom you stupid bitch, stop dating your parents (broken girl (mom) + slut (dad) = all my girls i date)

every time i get a good girl i just throw her away. i had a solid girl, not a slut, just a lover, and i just ditched her



anyways

i dont mean to be mean

don't chase me bitch chase yo dreams

on the dead locs

you scared of bein lonely lil baby?

bitch im scared of bein broke

on the dead locs

Blueface vs yo nigga lil baby that's like Benz vs Ford

bitch i been had shit these niggas still cant afford. yeah aight that's on the dead locs

Lol dating a 40 yr old


Hahahahahahhahahahahahahha

imagine thinking that was a slight. as you say that on the internet.

bruv im just living my best life out here. always wanted to bang my friends moms, now i do

how can u hate on that? u must live a sad ass life

to be fair, since we're talking about this shit and im a real ass nigga and yr a phony, i was talking to some 19 year old lesbian looking bitch. ditched her for the 40 year old. the difference in how they act aint even that big, just one is a bit more hyper active about it yknow. & the 40 year old jew says "wtf r u doing why dont u date someone yr own age"

i said bitch im tryna fuck moms rn spread eagle

i mean honestly fam i really felt like it was an accomplishment. i knocked down like 3 40-60 year old white women who looked hot as fuck to me. like my dick was superman hard. you go and try and bag a fucking rich milf. im sure you'll talk about how ya can do it but in reality ya gonna bag some 40 year old tranny or some shit