ASMR Zelph: First ASMR Video (of many)
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F24v4QnVfs


Just a quick unscripted glimpse into what you’ll be seeing as lease once a week. ASMR <3


EDIT: Veritas, Big Bolo & DMS hijack another thread. New thread topic is about rape, alias’, and religion.

@Ryno you like?

100% a serial murderer

This is the face we will see on the news one day, shot down after a spree of young Dominican ladies are killed in Lower Dade

I can’t tell if this is ironic or not.

It’s ASMR Porn is what it is

LOOOOOOOL this man Zelph actually did an ASMR and even did the finger taps. Wtf is going on. Going to listen to this with my headphones on later so I can get the tingles. @Ghost1

ANy tips? On how to improve

stopped at 30 secs tbh

You watched that long?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Don’t let them hate I’m going to listen to it with headphones on later.

Only thing you need is microphones on each ear.

Couldnt hear anything over that lip

I think I’m gonna buy the ASMR ears so I can do “you know what” @Aero

video suck thx

this is the scariest video i've ever seen

This nigga almost licked his lip into existence

DId you at least like the Rotwieler?

Works

This nigga just busted a nut to my vid

Who knew that the final nail in this site's coffin would be such an awkward and uncomfortable one?

I think I can do one better (in more than one sense)

Listen to it while laying down with headphones on before you judge.

Me

Yo how the fuck is this more interesting than veritas' book sample preview...step your game up V

Lil Victor is going on the back burner...

https://i.ibb.co/8XC7nGF/halflip.png

On his face....are those mountain ridges or two people kissing?

Just rewatched this on my beats by Dre


So many goosebumps and tingles

If this is done completely ironically, I applaud your self-awareness and using it to your advantage

If any amount of this - any - is serious, you've 100% raped someone

I'll never know exactly how I feel about this, which I think is the point. Well done.

What do you mean by seriously or ironically? Idgi

Oh, this is what we are doing now.

This reveals much about you

Stfu you fat cunt

Was this an appropriate response?

There’s more where it comes from tag come get this rep lmao

Stfu you massive cunt