Punches/Concepts You Need to Get Off
 

This is the laboratory. Since most of us don’t battle type some punchlines you’ve got in your notepad. You can use still use your own punches in verses down the road. They don’t have to be completely put together.

Only rule is before you type your bar you must quote someone else’s bar that you liked or hated & say why.

I’ll go first:

Girls choose me fast, call me cutey cat I get booty/ass
You doing bad, if you got picked by a girl you threw a pass
Your boo is fast, just the tip of my long dick made her smile
She’ll stay a while, it’s true give a woman an inch she’ll take a mile

Orc may need you again

I liked how bad you sucked...but...

What are you doing Aero? Idk how you think your fuckin sick...
Embarrassed by all the sex you've had, ur dick probably lookin like FB's upper lip...

Lol and lol at boycott aero threads

why the spree of threads? you're ensuring none of them hit 2k. just stick to one man jfc.

This is the bar that cost us the battle. Trust, it wasn’t me it was him
& I can quote about 3 more bars in that verse which helped Something Old win

Lol DACA vote. That was fire too bad everyone is politically inept.

DACA vote is low key fire and i'm not really sure if fb's response was meant to be a line

me & ya girl hit it off & now we're roleplayin
paid to suck my dick, so i got bread for head like powdered toast man

I think this will be the post that’ll make me frfr leave

cya

Fucking FLAMES. LOLOLOLLL I needed the pic though but lololol @Blue Bayou

Canadian bars are a bust. Tbh this is straight shit to me
Quit the beef, or it’ll be a rest in wreath like a Christmas leaf

Wordplay will be your downfall. We never know what this dude means
Forever the poor mans by you, you should just give up those blue genes

I got secrets for days homie I stay holdin back from going in
Here I got one quick one for ya...this thread doesn't only have 1 but 2 deformed men...

Hahaha... Fire

Yeah I liked the powder toast man guy one

any girl thats on the prowl is never sayin Zun’s a target..
if a bitch gives For-Head, TRUST shes got an even bigger one then Karpis

Nothing says fire like a hyperlink expo in your punch

Very old school.... It's like he never left HF

yeahh i know yall are pretentious & dont fuck w/ expos here but most people prolly wont remember some random ass character off ren & stimpy. i never used it for that reason, seemed like an appropriate thread

Mehhh aight it had promise




Your girl wants to be

Violated, I said you sure? Cuz I’m the truth without a doubt
Said I dont want to intrude, she gave me condoms a gun & a blueprint of the house

Ehh

Almost, not quite. Like the concept though.


Step on my court? Shit its rated R violence if I go insane
Dawg all ya plays PG13, feels like we're at a Thunder game.

I got couple old bars

1) I'm sick with raps
I'm spitting caps

You didn’t have to do this. Silver if you’re a real black woman answer me this. What is your getting ready for bed routine?

You really digging for ideas/concepts huh. Just admit you washed up and stop it man.

Lol @ Silver, I wanna like her but just can't...smh.

On RF she was a lot less, what's that word...? Spastic.

You mad cuz I’m hot? Wow. Didn’t expect this of you top 10 worst thread creator.

My 2 deformed men got overlooked, shit was flames....

Explain it bc I thought it was avg

One deformed lip guy, one deformed ear guy...itt

I've been around these forums for like 15 years (sadly) and more transparent about my life than most of you faggots who hide behind your computer monitors. I've had battles well into the hundreds, and at least 70% of them involve some form of lisp/ear/deaf diss

at least have some semblance of creativity and wit when you're regurgitating the same bullshit that everyone else has already said as if it's edgy


how is it I can go anywhere and people who I don't even know seem to know intricate details about my personal life. that's weird yall

Cuz I am god, I know everything about all you fgts...but at least zelph doesn't cry like a bitch about it. Btw Mr.def how's the stand up going? Still making crude jokes to attempt to get 5 laughs?

And tbf my line wasn't about your lisp, or you being deaf, I found it funny there was 2 deformed fgts itt, so I made a line about...a good one I might add

oh yea shameless plug time for the ncg's

Stand Up Comedy album "Alan Pysnack - Dicks out for Dobby" available on itunes, amazon, pandora, spotify, tidal, etc. etc.

show proof of receipt and I can also throw in a free code for v's audio book (a value of $19.95 can be yours....FREE!)

We were on the same board for years

Of course I know about your mutations

I'm not referring to you, I know who you are. Dunno what a big bolo is tho

Your comedy is wack and so is Vs book...can tell that neither one of you do it professionally...Vs book put me to sleep and your stand up has like 3 funny parts...smh...plus their both old news...

U saying u never heard of him

Fair

For my third battle in a kik chat

This makes 3 kids I’ve made kneel down and pray/
Say your Fat, I’ma move these beams in front of your face/

Thank you for the read. You didn’t strike me as the sort who reads books. I am pleasantly surprised. Keep at it bud.