UFC 229 event thread
 

stream links

https://old.reddit.com/r/MMAStreams/...egor_630pm_et/

main card starts in an hour

im bored as shit though tuning in early for fights i don't care about

who's around?

Sitting here halfway thru a bottle of whiskey telling myself I'm going to still be awake to watch this shit at 4am.

lmaooo.

you can do it witty

they don't have cocaine out there huh? at least not accessible?

i got a connect again but its a road that can only lead to ruin. but i wanna steer down it FRIEND

Yeah I'm lagging a tad now an I'm using everything above.

dope. thx

Lmao where do you think I live?

I don't like the shit tho tbh. My drugs of choice have always been depressants.

But yo i mean, do you bro.

lot of first round knock outs so far.

Fuck coke real men shoot herion

main lined into their DICKS!

Also, I found a shot of vodka and half a bottle of wine tucked away in the nether regions of my house which should keep me occupied.

I don't fall asleep because of the alcohol...I fall asleep because there is none left.

lol word in my mind i still see the atlantic as a gigantic barrier where cocaine smugglers get lost in the bermuda triangle

my only problem with blow is it enhances my alcoholism. when i get tired from boozing its there to let me know i'm nowhere near finished. DRINK ANOTHER

but word i'm waiting to crack the makers till the main card cuz i just get tired and pass out anymore when im drunk. not even the fun black out. just a regular old eyelids get heavy pass out

I MISS PARTYING

That last line is pretty much someone summing up my entire existant. I wish I would remember that in morning

i've got the acestream going its played to perfection since i started it around 9. no buffering or pausing at all

edit- its also the main card acestream link that buffstreamz put up. it plays the prelims as well so im not sure why there are different links

You people need to reply to me...give me something to respond to, to keep me awake. Took that shot of vodka...I now regret it, because Vodka is the most disgusting drink ever made. I did not enjoy it.

I think he was talking about the drugs and alcohol.

You need to stay up to watch this fight

The spirit of khabibs people put the seed of doubt in conor for you with that shot of terrible vodka

In all seriousness i bet proper twelve is terrible

I seen better fights in general population

Thank you.

I knew I could rely on you Aero.

Sometimes you say things to try and hurt me...but I know that deep down you appreciate me.

And I appreciate you.

Betdsi gave me 10 free fake dollars i put on khabib. I think i'll only win 6 fake dollars. But i had to put my fake money where my mouth has been

No homo

Had this conversation with a friend earlier today...he tried it and said it's basically relabeled Bushmills...which is quite nice whiskey, but nothing to make a fuss about. I've never tried it tho. And I'm not one of those terrible fans that think Conor takes this no problem...Khabib is a problem...normally I'd make a prediction, but it's a toss up for me...not trying to pussy out, but i really don't know...it depends how the early stages go. Obviously I hope Conor wins, but we'll see.

El Cucuy and Dom Reyes FTW

Poet ferguson doesnt strike you as a weird nerd who just happens to fight very well? Lol. He just reminds me of the dude who tried to hard to be cool and completely missed the mark but people left him alone because his dad abused him and he'll hit you with a brick

I cringe when he talks. I literally will turn a video/interview off it I see he's going to talk. He's also adopted which is why a beaner has the last name Feruson. Anyways the point is every fight he has is a blood bath. He takes risk and lets people hit him and just keeps coming.

HYPED

oh I'm also leaving out he's an 805 boy....which is my hood.

Yeah I guess...but watch a fight and tell me you are not entertained.

word i feel you

i think part of my dislike stems from hearing eddie bravo talk in bewilderment about how he isn't a bigger star and how marketable he is etc etc, when everytime i see him its cringey. but word he is a savage for sure. i don't care for pettis either i think he smashes him.

OSP has never done it for me either.

are these streams way behind? its 10:15 and i feel like the main card is just starting now, just finished with the overdone intro vid and now rogan and them are talking

also i'm only really posting so much to make sure witty is alive and staying awake lmao

im bout to eat a box of cheez its like a champion

they're probably only a min or so behind.

Alright...maybe it's the hidden misogynist in me...but I really don't give a fuck about these female fights. They're tough as fuck...they would undoubtedly beat the fuck out of me. But I really don't care about it.

Love you man. I got half a bottle of wine and a quarter bottle of whiskey to keep me going. I am incredibly drunk, but thankfully my woman takes the little guy to her grandma's on Sundays while I stay in bed lmao

I was posting on the FB feed...but I decided to post here to keep my honorary messican witty awake. Brown Power bro!

lmao nicee. NFL games don't start til 1 pm here so i plan on going hard starting now. i don't need to wake up till noonish.

also agreed on pretty much all woman fights. i look forward to maybe 1 in 100. i've never tuned in strictly for a chick fight though.

also waterson is too womanly yo. herrig looks like a rapist. in the best of ways. im somewhat attracted to that dude-man-chick. she looks like she'd jack me off and continue yanking on it after i nut and i'd have to wrestle her and throw her out a window. waterson on the other hand i feel like i'd just pet her hair and kiss her forehead in a strange proud father way

But yeah keep talking because it was this day 2 years ago my old man was taken in to hospital, and I got that call at work. I JUST REALISED THAT.

So I am ready to watch people punch each other.

Waterson fucking her up throwing her around. Which is crazy considering how small she is.

yea my streams behind a minute or so, i read that and a little while later she hip tossed her and got on top

now im just perving watersons ass and thighs like HMHMHM