The sunspot observatory closing in NM is your warning
 

let the non-suspension of disbelief begin

the purple moon crows from oblivion

let the shadow king bleed into the eye of goliath

NIBURU AWAKENS FROM ITS ANCIENT SLUMBER
THE ONE EYED SNAKE ENTERS INTO THE ABYSS

the sons of ennkii return
The secrets of mans dna will be unlocked
The age of truth and prosperity aproach
Truths Foretold ages ago now come to pass
The inconceivable englishtment is apon Us all



Jk bitch your so full of shit

LOOK AT MY KIDS....ALL GROWN UP NOW

SO PROUD

These are some top notch quality Haiku, guys.
@Innovator - start a league while the momentum is going.

Jesus I'd participate in conspiracy haiku

Thread wins

Also closed the local post office forgot to mention

I always enjoyed the turn out of a good ol chyeah thread.

LMFAOOOO



NASA HAS SENT A SATELITE INTO ORBIT THAT CAN MONITOR OUR BRAIN WAVES AND THE GOVT IS DAYS AWAY FROM TERMINATING THE MIDDLE CLASS WITH A SIMPLE BUTTON CLICK


and also pauls piercing pagoda will be closed next tuesday

he speaks....
 

not even close

Nah you niggas ain’t ready to haiku

In ready.

the sea king watches
while chyeahs bunker supply stash
grows slowly at night

chyeah literally just speakin facts nobody else thinks its weird the fbi came in and closed down an observatory and a post office and wont tell anyone why? u naive FUCKS

the vegan man cries
but broccoli wont save him now
animals taste good

the mail was not sent
the stars spoke their hidden secret
return to sender

so do people

Fire

anything tastes good
if you know how to season
this includes you bitch

Bullshit nibiru
A real, pathetic chin trolls
God blesses the nsa

Empty the chamber
This 4-4 like a Haiku
Ends you in 5 beats

Top 5 textime crossovers

Check your pm bro
I ain’t counting syllables
Chhyin still mad weird

u reek of white guilt
asparagus and tofu
yo LOOK AT ME KING

he speaks....
 

fuck you and your Dr. Strange highlights. Me and your bitch are soulmates judging by her strong chin.


@Bags It aint a protein shake just cause your boyfriend bust a nut in your blender. It also doesn't mean you're straight because it wasn't on your face, either.

@veritas be yourself, you're better than this. Remember the future and the spirals. I am rust in true detective.

@Destroyer your kid will have his moms feet. This means you can hand me down all your shoes to him at birth.

@Cred over the weekend did you wake up, walk out of your room, walk up stairs, and remember to wish your granny happy grandparents day? If not, you suck bro


I enjoy my position here. If I'm well liked, that means I am not doing my job. So judging by the feedback, I am again forcing the shifting of the boards paradigm mundane thinking towards pertinent issues. Fighting this only makes it worse.

I too found this story strange

No haiku tho.

Also steak is delicious with no seasoning.

You can leave out the “me” in that instance
Like you can just say “you can hand him down...”
That way people might know wtf you are talking about

he speaks....
 

you don't speak for anyone but yourself in regards to comprehension. If you didn't understand, it's old age, not the collective conscious of the board you imagine whenever you need support to prove a point.

Is it imagined though...?

I think that question was self directed

fuck your haiku if no kiru

amateurs

Wait...Why the fuck is George Costanza the new Colonel Sanders??

Cheeyeah I have no beef with you. I was sincere in my haiku attempts

The one eyed semen saliva monster has drooled venom into the brown eyed pit.

Turned the brown eye blue tbr

Wtf is a haiku anyways?