ASMRgasm
 

Omg my head is going to explode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrM08iaFaqM


@Aero thank me later

This is my proudest fap.

Gotta put headphones on too. Helps you go right to sleep.

I never understood these. I feel nothing when listening to them, even with headphones on.

Impossible. This is legit top tier ASMR

this has the exact opposite reaction in me.

i want to violently assault this goofy bitch

Wtf is this.

If the first 5 mins doesn’t have you numb then idk what’s wrong with you

LMAOOOOOOO

Facts I never understood this shit

Do you people not have sensory glands?

yes. this assaults them.

like when people complain about nails on a chalkboard, forks clinking etc.

Do you enjoy when someone chews in your ear? That has the same effect as this for me.

It could be the baddest bitch sitting next to me and we're gonna have problems if she eats like an 8 year old

So I guess bleak and uh oh have never heard the sound of wet pussy amplified

Or the start of taking a nice dump in a quiet room

Wet pussy amplified lmfaooo I can't

See I never understood that either because things like that don’t bother me like it does to other people lol

Also @For Battling, I put on my gaming headphones hoping that would enhance the experience, unfortunately my dicks still soft and I got angry.

Listen to it in the car if you're really bout it.

*open google tab*







*Parents say how proud of you they are ASMR*

I will say though that I’ve had a girl whisper in my ear as we were laying in bed, it gave me goosebumps as I felt her breath pulsate against my ear with every word but this doesn’t have that same affect

this is for lonely weirdos

Right? Like who gets off on this stuff lol

Imagine listening to any ASMR video and being like “Yep. this is it. this does it for me”

It’s not literally supposed to give you a boner man fuckk

Yeah but it gets ya pretty close amirite



:)

So wait are you supposed to jerk it while listening?

That’s optional. They have ones that are more for jerking but this is for some good ol numbness, goosebumps and body bivrations

Don’t work for me

Did you use headphones? I love the ones where they whisper ear to ear I get tingles.

Throw that in your sig or Aero is a biased boarder

That’s cute

Ha ha, yes! I am glad I, and you, are part of the majority of netcee men who are millionaires and are also socially adept. Let us continue posting, from our thousand dollar sofas

A little after 7 minutes when she kept repeating the word "relax"...that got me good... but later on the video wasn't as good. The beginning was good though.

It's literally just something to give your head tingles. Nothing more guys.

Do you think I fucking forgot when you slighted me last month already?

Whats she doing with her fingers?

I thought ASMR was supposed to be talking, not just smacking your lips. This shit is annoying as fuck.

Lmaooo

The finger movements can give people ASMR too.

If I am watching the finger movements I get more tingles than just listening to it alone.

I started to hear the finger "fluttering" as she put it, more when the other background sounds faded out.

I dont know. All of the lip smacking is annoying. I feel like I could understand someone enjoying the light whispering, but all the lip smacking and mouth wetting shit makes me want to push that bitch away.

I listened to 6 minutes and was literally like "I have to be 15-20 minutes in..." shits wack

You want to see one where it’s gonna get you real good from the start?


But tbh I thought this was the goat of asmr vids

I haven't thought about it. I haven't thought about if you remembered or forgot about it since I last though about it, which was a minute after our PM conversation. Congratulations on your SC championship, Knuckleberg.

I went on a (very) drunken Netcees and Facebook post spree since. That preocoppies my worries.