NCGs I NEED YOUR HELP
 

I'm moving out of my place and my landlords have been huge assholes. If you guys are sitting around bored, call this number (808) 261-2569 and fuck with them. Make sure you use their names (David and Alice). You can ask about theirs tools or their dog or just make animal noises or something. I don't really care, but if you could help my ongoing efforts to fuck with them it would be much appreciated.

LMAO

I may do this.

Please do. Report the results in here.

lmao. i def would. but overseas calls might be a little expensive. hit me up when u have problems in germany, dude.

Tbh this is kind of lame Oat

What they do to u?

Damn Oregon is boring

I'm hungover watching my niece play smash bros while my other niece kicks me in the head. And no I won't do that shit. Was just sayin it.

I mean give us a reason Oat

Imma try collect call them from australia

@Hush nah they'd get legitimately affected by this, they're crazy and trip out about things like phone calls.

They aren't giving us back the safety deposit (1400) because we stopped giving them rides. So it's forcing us to go to small claims court, in which case we'll easily get the money back but it's a huge hassle for us (I think they're banking on us not bothering to show up). Keep in mind, this is because we stopped giving them rides to the grocery store. I gave them a couple rides one week cuz I felt bad but then they started asking me daily (including waiting outside my door), so I had to say hey, I've been nice about this but I don't want you guys to bank on me for rides. They were like "oh your the last person we call!" Then one day at work they called me and said David needed To go to the hospital and so I left work early, got written up for it, to find out that they needed to go to Zippys for lunch. No shit. So I said hey, from now on out I don't think it's appropriate for us to be giving you rides, we pay to be here and you need to respect that we're both busy and you need to figure out your own ride situation. Super calm, super professional, just said you can't ask us for rides anymore.

That's when they started to get real shitty with us, scowling at me when I'd come home from work and say hello. They began yelling at us from their house (separate houses on the same property right next to each other) frequently because we left a window open. After a few days I had to have a talk and say, again cool and calm, it's not ok to tell at us about the window - we have the right to open whatever window we want, there's no reason to yell etc. Ever since they've been avoiding me, ignoring calls, not returning messages, etc, and when I knock on the door when they're home they scream at me that they're too busy and we need to make an appointment (they're both jobless and never leave). I had to call a cop to bring them out of the house so we could make arrangements for us to move out (safety deposit, moving their van so we could fit furniture by, etc). That's when they got real shitty and said they weren't giving us the safety deposit back because we were unchristian by not giving them rides, in those words. Cop said cool take it to small claims. And here we are.

To boot, they are legitimate, actual hoarders. I'll post pictures when I'm back home. They have piles of shit stacked up to the ceiling with little trails around the house. They have three broken down, rusted out cars in the driveway full of old newspapers that have been corroded. They have feral cats living by their house because it's full of shit.

It's easily the worst living situation I've been in or heard of. Hook it up, NC

@Whys Ways you'll enjoy it. Takes seconds out of your day and will bring you joy.

Keep in mind, irl I'm a pretty agreeable guy - I try to be nice to people and all that. I helped him sell his tools on Craigslist, didn't ask or take any money for it. Offered to do yard work for them, took them to the ER when David broke his arm. I was a pretty awesome tenant - I paid on time for everything and was rarely at home. To me, this pettiness is justified.

That is ridiculous.

There's probably some reality TV Show looking for people like you right about now tbh.

I live in Norway, can't call. Otherwise I'd fuck with them.

oh shit...my phone number is still 808


fuckin' hawaiians

yall forgetting how easy a fake phone number is with google voice/skype

If i call can I ask for oatmeal

or be from a quaker sweepstakes company n say they won oatmeal for life

or will that give to much away?

not your personal army

This isn't 4chan or some random idiot on the internet either. So why not help someone out, or at least make them feel better? It's not like you're going to do anything meaningful while you're sitting in front of the computer anyways.

Do they have children? My friend can do a spot on your kid kick my dog routine, think he's gonna be where I'm going later

true true...just felt like saying a one liner.

I'd feel bad calling tho/

Word, not that Oats deserve that kind of treatment or anything, but his neighbors seems to be having mental issues and try to keep it up as a hobby or something. Definitely something off with those people.

do you have any paper work that came with the place that speaks on the deposit ?

I have no doubt I'll get the deposit back, just a hassle to go to small claims, take a day off work, pay court fees etc.

And they do not have kids. And Rawn you can say anything about oatmeal.

Almost the same thing recently happened to me. Instead of a landlord it was a coworker. Here is the backstory. Basically, this coworker is same level as me just in charge of equipment etc if you need to do anything this guy needs to OK first. So about 6 months ago he starts asking me for lifts/carpool whatever. Now for the last 5-6 years instead of listening to the radio I listen to different learn-language audio CD's. After 4 months of lifts one day this guy just snaps. He almost screams "Will you turn that off! - Switch on the radio! Switch it off! Anything!" (was learning Japanese at the time). So here I'm thinking, look I've given this guy a favor for a while now, never said anything just gave him lifts and now I need to change my habits because of what? So I tell him no. He says "If you don't switch it off I don't want a single lift from you again!" Like that is even a serious threat. I tell him no again. Every time after that at work this guy is acting like a total bastard. The whole time I've been there nobody ever filled out anything, this guy says I need to complete DUPLICATE forms, lectures me on hazards of not following procedure like I'm some idiot. I'm not petty or anything so I jump through all the hoops and say; thanks, bye. Do you know what this little motherfucker does? He smirks and says "Sayonara."

I love that you learn Japanese on your way to work.

That's pretty cool.

r u fucking stupid?


Will that give too much away.....


OH YEA THAT MAKES SINCE BEING THAT HIS LANDLOARDS MORE THEN LIKELY ARE REGISTERED HERE. ALSO OATMEAL IS SURELY HIS NAME IN REAL LIFE THAT HE SIGNED ON THE LEASE. PERFECTLY REASONABLE ASSUMPTIONS HERE RAWNOLDMACREMEDIAL. ALSO EVEN IF THAT COMMENT DIDNT MAKE U LOOK TO BE A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT THE OATMEAL SWEEPSTAKES SHIT AINT EVEN FUNNY. DIDNT EVEN SMIRK. IH YEA THE OATMEAL SWEEPSTAKES HAHAWOWZER U WOUODVE REALLY GIVEN THEM A GOOD CRANK YANKING!!! WHY DONT U YANK A CHAIR OUT FROM UNDER IRSELF WITH AN EXT CORD WRAPPED AROUND UR NECK. FAGGIT.

@zygote that's ridiculous. Kind of a worse situation than I'm in because at least I can leave the landlords and live somewhere else. Can't exactly quit your job.

I really tried not to be petty - I even offered to list their place on craigs for them (they don't have a computer or anything). But they're reaching for anything to retain this money because they're strapped for cash. They left a note this morning that said "It is against Hawaii state law to possess or smoke marijuana. We are contacting a lawyer." It's just like, we have 5 days left there, and they're being as shitty as possible. Btw, I'm not worried about the weed thing - there has already been an officer in my house the other day (I called them to drag them out of the house so we could talk since they were avoiding me), so nothing is going to come of that. They're just trying to scare us.

Anyone willing to take a couple seconds out of their day to call them, it would be hugely appreciated. They start to scream at each other when the phone goes off lol.

i got you later tonight

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I would happily do this if it wasn't gonna cost a small fortune to call from Ireland.

I don't suppose you happen to know their Skype?

If I'm reminded I'll do it when I get off work.

My phone conversation with them would have went like this:

Them: Hello?
Me: Hello, is this Gamble?
Them: No, you must have the wrong number?
Me: Sorry, who is this?
Them: *Insert name*
Me: GAMBLE, I KNOW IT'S YOU STOP HIDING BEHIND AN ALIAS!
Them: What are you...
Me: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GO AND VOTE FOR YOURSELF TOO NOW, YOU FAGGOT FUCK. I BET YOUR OWN MOTHER DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
Them: Sir, please...
Me: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL YOU EARTHWORM JIM LOOKING COCK MASTER, I WILL FEAST ON YOUR ORGANS FOR A MILLION LUNAR CYCLES WHILE TAKING DUMPS ON YOUR DECOMPOSING BODY.

If they haven't hung up the phone at that point, I would make fart sounds until they do.



Alas, I live in a different country.

@Diode Sulkey is the last name.
@Meth when do you get off work? I'll remind you.

Foreigners, I appreciate your support.

3 and a half hours.

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lol diode goin all thorough

im lucky he aint part of the HR dept at my job

ether.

I can give you a quick guide on how to change his system language to Japanese in under 2 mins

is this a home phone or a cell? if its a cell I can change their voicemail greeting.