if you have claimed to be in jail please post your embarrassing reason in here ... I'm curious as to how some of you assholes got sent up state
 

I fucked up bad as a juvenile and I might share that story in a bit


But as an adult I've been arrested 5-6 times but never transported to any facilty just left in the holding cell till a judge could let me out on my own recognizance

D.u.I 2006
Inciting a riot/disturbing the peace 2000
Assault 2000
Turned myself in on a bench warrant for missing court on some driving without insurance ticket 2007
Destruction of property 2002

All minor things most of which involved high levels of alcohol ( which is why I rarely drink snd if I do I'm isolated to home lol ) ... not proud just saying people act young and dumb sometimes


I'm just curious how most of yall are iron bar chefs ?

I did do some time as a teenager and we did some crazy shit to makeither due lol

Oh geez. Inb4 every1 trys way too hard to be the master of jail.

Well you can usually weed through most of the bullshit


Its part of the point of the thread lol

Rawns gonna make a mess in his pants when he sees this thread.

When u get here rawnold i just want u ti know....u are human garbage. If u ever tried to steal my leaf blower id hit u in the face with a hammer.

I once got arrested at my local pawn shop after sneaking into somebodys back garden and stealing their gardening equipment. pretty embarrassing huh

Shits happens .. @Hush shouldn't of pressed charges though @Just C

Rawn, do you have anything you'd like to share?

Arrested twice for being 'drunk and disorderly' which basically means drunk fighting...on both occasions I spent the night in a cell and was allowed to go home in the morning.

There have been plenty of worse things I could have went to jail for, when I was young and idiotic, just never got caught...that's in the past tho.

I am now a honest and hard working member of society.

yea same as witty, drunk and disorderly.. fell asleep outside a nightclub lol

Drinking and acting crrazy is my forte'

Also been some theft shit here and there. Never got caught for the serious shit though. T/g

Dui, possession ovr an oz.

Time or probation? I'm guessing weed... with intent to distribute could get your years if probabtion

I have never been in jail so can't answer question.

never been.

when i was like 11 me and a couple friends "broke" into an abandoned building. the door was open. we went inside just exploring and shit. hitting pigeons with a broom. some dude called the cops. he said he had a gun pointed at me the whole time. which is scary looking back lol. i was 11. i was a big kid but still. but word cops get there and put a gun in my boys face as we were coming out of a room. they took us to the station and our parents came and got us

when i was 15/16 i got into a fight in school, i fought through middle and high school at least 1 or 2 fights a year, but when i moved to massillon they didnt play that shit. they call the police immediately. so i got blood on my fresh white ecko hoody, and got cuffed in front of my class and taken to the station. the cop was cool tho, i told him what happened, the kid was asking for it basically. but word we were listening to 50 in his car on the way there. when we got there they BOOKED ME and shit where i got prints and mugshots taken

i could go if i could get picked up, but if not they woulda sent me to juve. my mom came through and got me, i had to sit there for a few hours in the station

the cop was cool tho and had me chill in the office with him, instead of on that bench not made for humans to sit on comfortably.

but yea thats the closest i've come to jail

done mad illegal shit tho. from stealing license plates to selling weed in school, to fighting, to robbing this kid etc. but im lucky

I'd rather not speak too much on this.

But I have a record & have been to jail numerous times.

I don't do dumb shit to get arrested anymore, I'm too old & mature for that shit.

Getting into trouble is no good... it's for fools.

Damn @Strikta that bad?

When I was 14 they put me in towson ( arrested my ass right after school in front of all my peers) for 3 days csuse I didn't have proper id snd they thought I was over 18 ... my mom was trying to file s missing person report then they hsd her give them my info thenl they got me to a place called boys village which was overpopulated so when an opening came up. they they shipped me to s place called waxters for a little over 3 months

I Pretty much learned my lesson though lol

For what tho

Attempted murder

LOL. Coot.

Fighting?

Def not a cool exp

Yeah I beat this dude down pretty bad, icu for awhile... sad part is I folded him on the first hit but my dumb ass kept hitting him ... seriously have only been in two fights since snd that's cause a dude snuffed me once and another was when I was bouncing ... I have nightmares bout the shit till this day

But After about 4 months my lawyer got it dumbed down to attempt to maim snd they let me out on house arrest till my day in court ... then I had to walk on egg shells till I was 18 ...


Def a life lesson. .. shit was rough ... one night I'm in my own bed next night scared to death surorunded by criminals

I'm a law abiding citizen. I went to Traffic Court in High School two times. That's it.

Juvenile:
M.I.P Party got busted, we were in the basement; no quick exit.
M.I.P - Was on the verge of death, officer said 1 more beer and I could have died.
M.I.P x2 - Smoking a stoge and drinking in public, officer just walked right up to me; figured id try the persuasion bullshit, convince him im 23... I was young lol
Vandalism of federal property x2 Spray painting multiple buildings
Breaking and Entering - Later defined as a minor offense considering they were vehicles; though the judge said the people I was with that night collectively stole over 12000 dollars worth of shit out of people's cars... Which sounds like total bullshit.


Im so glad I got out of those 2 felonies...

Busted when I was 16 on a tagging mission, cops chased us I got crash tackled and done, given 19 counts of wilful damage (they drove around the streets with me cuffed in the back and counted 19 of my tags ((I was tagging when we got caught so they knew my tag)) got given 320 hours community service and 3 years probation, but no conviction recorded, which is was what me and the free public lawyer were aiming for. I turned 17 before the court case, if I was still 16 I wouldn't have faced court.

Since then a few nights in the lock up for drunk and disorderlys.

2 yrs Probation for both.. diversion for the o in 2010
Then 2011 DUI, treatment, 80hr community service, breathalyzer (which I have til April) & sr 22 for 3 yrs.

Kind of surprised most people in here seem genuine bout their shit

Brb two page wrap sheet

I've never even been put in a cell over night to get sober. Idk. I'm just pretty much middle class white as fuck and I'm really good at talking with authorities. I should've been arrested a couple times though, I think.

I'm on phone r so I'll just list one of the charges for every type of charge that I've got that I can rmbr

Breaking n entering

burglar of occupied dwelling burglary of unoccupied dwelling burglar of occupied structure burglary of unoccupied structure burglary of conveyance

possession of paraphernalia

driving under suspension fleeing n eluding aggravated fleeing n eluding

Grand theft petty theft larcony

trafficking stolen merchandise selling stole merchandise

fraud possession of counterfeit documents credit card fraud

Resisting arrest

there's more I just can't rmbr

as a y/o I caught a bunch too but they were usually more violent like battery n sht

Rawn on probabtion for life ...

Lol. U are a piece of shit.

Nah I'm shooting for that early term yo

Dudes nose was in his neighbors house snooping around while rawn was in his own bed sleeping... he caught the charge cause rawn won't snitch

Death?

Mouth shut back to the wall

Those are words now formulate them into a sentence so I know what you were trying to say

My stories have been published

I go to jail I get a red band

high risk/High profile
@Frank Metts do some time in those type of cells

its different then norm jail lol... Trust

Word stealing leaf blowers out garages is hardcore shit. High profile type of shit.

I'm sayin that's th first thing u learn to do on the inside

keep ya mouth shut


with ya back to the wall

This destroyed me.

Looool this shit sounds like sum horribke cliche line from a b rate hallmark channel prison flick.