sports betting
 

why did i enter this WORLD

the comedian luis j gomez is fighting another comedian tomorrow at some insane event ellismania tomorrow. well they had a promotion going where you get a big bonus to sign up so i figured id sign up and bet on him

turns out there was a 50 dollar limit though

so i had a bunch of extra money in there, and decided i'd just do some straight bets on preseason games lmao. oh the giants are underdogs? fuck the jets. they're both trash. put money on the giants

now im sitting here watching a preseason game enjoying it far too much.

this is gonna be bad

This is how all middle age white men from the Midwest with porn and miller lite addictions meet their sad demise

Godspeed james

Pre season is such a joke... save it uh oh

no doubt, but that is what is fun about it

i don't have a ton of money on anything, just 50 on the fight tomorrow, 50 on the ravens tomorrow (@dolphins) and 20 on this giants/jets game now

also its all bonus money. i deposited 100 dollars cash, and got a 120 dollar bonus. so i'm playing with bonus money and saving cash for the ravens regular season pretty much, and other locks that have decent lines

but word in order for the bonus money to become real cash, you have to wager a certain amount of money. i got a 10x rollover

so basically since i deposited 100, got 120 bonus, they times that by 10, which is 2200. so i have to wager 2200 for my bonus money to become regular cash

but bonus money bets count. so i'll be 120 towards that win or lose without touching my real money after this weekend

with any luck i think if i win all 3 i'll have like 490ish to bet again, still not touching my actual money i deposited, to put in again, etc.

I've been drinking but this makes complete sense to me

my friend actually used to make decent money betting on e-sports as they're calling it now since its so poorly regulated

may be something here

godspeed

Lol sharp is drunk.

not just yet

shame I dont have admin powers anymore

when I would drink enough I used to do the stupid ban game shit

You are drunk god damnit
@Diode let this man ban people at will.

One more drink and I'll band whoever I please

Wow uh really likes to talk...

MAN

i was going to take my giants winnings and bet the bears, since they were the biggest underdog of the slate of games today as far as the moneyline goes

but it put it in the ravens instead. bears are up 24-10 at the half. fuuuuuuuu

ravens better pull out this game that means nothing against miami lol. i don't mind betting the ravens cuz their depth is stupid, espescially defensively, and RG3 closing out games against 4th stringers in the hopes of securing a roster spot is promising

WINNING ALL MY BETS ISN'T HELPING MY BUDDING ADDICTION

I won 500 on a soccer accumulator today.

It seems like a lot but considering how much money I have lost over the years...I'm getting a little bit of my money back.

nice. i had to google that im such a noob, i'm guessing its like a parlay? like you win more money but you have to bet more games and be right with every single one?

i don't got the balls yet.

i ended up throwing my real 100 in on the ravens before the game. so i got 261 on this game, i think they were favorites though so i only win like 200 while risking the 261.

but in 2 days i've basically turned 100 into a little over 500 assuming this retard wins his fight tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IPkDtb73nQ

but i've only got 50 on that so either way i've got at least 400 something

IM HOOKED

Basically yeah, I follow 3 Divisions of English football, so my bets are usually well informed....but I do not usually win like I just won.

i'm a fucking retard

https://image.ibb.co/jSxPoU/retard.jpg

LETS GOOOO. LMAO

im still pretending/deluding myself into thinking its only 100. since the majority is bonus money that doesn't get unlocked until i put 2200 in wagers up. but word if the bungles win this meaningless game this afternoon im sitting pretty

there is just nothing to bet on at the moment and i'm trying to bet until i lose all this money or unlock the bonus money and just cash out

edit - not sure why its resized? probably a forum thing. but word if you click it you'll see i got 572.52 on the bengals with the chance to win 1173.67

I stopped betting as much as I used to but I did quite a bit on NCAAF and UFC. I did a lot of parlay bets for college football. I put a new down payment on my SUV with winnings I got from Prop bets during the superbowl between Pats and Seahawks.

nice

i don't know though MAN, parlays and prop bets lol. i guess betting preseason in general is the same idea though as far as risk is concerned since its just nonsense. but i would be pissed if i bet a parlay and 1 out of the 5 games fucks it all up.

but i know nothing

somehow the bengals are annihilating the bills, which i thought was possible obviously since i bet them

but this is destroying my mind

if the winnings clear prior to the cowboys cardinals i might just throw it all away on the cowboys to rid my mind of this tomfoolery

but with my luck the cowboys would win and perpetuate this cycle of torture where i win every bet i place expecting to lose, until i make a huge one expecting to win and lose it all

its honestly reminding me of fanduel/draftkings

where i played it stupid safe in beginner "50/50"s

i turned 20 bucks into like 800 before losing. i thought i was untouchable because i only had to be better than 50 percent of entrants. i thought i found a glitch in the betting system and would become a professional DFS player lmao. visions of retirement and just playing it safe to a fortune

now i'm getting those visions again

i don't know why i do this to myself.

Quit now

You've done well

Put it towards a new VR sex doll bong or whatever you spend your money on these days

i bet the cardinals, that they would cover the spread, and the under. but i wasn't man enough to bet actual cash, just my bonus. but i got 1400 in my bonus money now, almost 400 in actual cash. i think i've wagered a total of 1500ish.

to convert the bonus money to my actual cash balance, i have to wager a total of 2200. so I still need to bet like 700 on something, win or lose.

https://image.ibb.co/dhy2Sp/Untitled_1.jpg

all the bets i made, over the weekend.

Hmmmm

Interested. What site do you use? Is it some MGM casino online type shit?

im using betdsi

its like bovada and etc. i'm not sure which is the best. probably bovada, assuming they are the biggest because it was the only one i really heard of before this.

i only went with betdsi because of the promo code i had and they made the luis j gomez/ryan oneill fight available to bet on.

but all of those sites work the same as far as bonuses go. you just gotta check the rollover amount. most do 20x. mine was only 10 because the promo code. all it means is you have to wager 10 times the amount you deposited + the bonus. your cash balance is yours though, you can cash back out and just play the bonus money etc. the bonus money is all you have to worry about with the rollover.

http://i.imgur.com/c6gpId6.jpg

I’ve stated before, remember the name Santiago and the #7.

Kids a stud. 1st game off the season he rushed for 175 Yards on 4 carries with 3 TD’s.

This was his last TD Rush. Open field on a 3/4 dive break to the corner.

Amazing. Bet on him, LOL!

Jesus Christ.

@The Dead Poet

LSU/MIAMI?

^ that's a weird one. What's the spread?

LSU is rolling out a new qb....Miami isn't. I'd probably go with Miami to win a close one. But I haven't seen the spread.



Washington/Auburn is going to be game of the week.

miami is the favorite i'm pretty sure lemme check. i'm just betting the moneyline if i do bet.

yea miami is -3.5

i bet the moneyline which is right now to win 100 betting miami i'd have to put up 169. If i put 100 on LSU i win 140

so miami is the favorite but as a super casual fan i haven't heard much from miami in like decade THO. LSU has the kid from ohio state which i know nothing about.

trying to find the closest game with the most logical bet. but i guess everyone is.

i think betting preseason threw me off, since no one bets it the money lines were all in the + and - 100's. but now that we're getting into real deal the favorites and stuff make it wayy different. i'm seeing shit like -2300 lmao. gotta bet 2300 to win 100.

spreads and shit just seem a little too gamble ish for me. even though thats what it is obviously. but in my mind if im just picking a winner its alot easier

I still might bet LSU though. I just need to put up 700 to get my bonus money converted. win or lose. id preferably win though lol.

Damn man, I'm going back and forth on it. I kind of have a feeling LSU wins outright. Miami year in and year out has such a shitty schedule. Last year they won close game after close game against pretty shitty teams. Then they kicked Notre Dames ass which made people think they were playoff bound. Then went on to get the shit kicked out of them by Pitt, Clemson, and Wiscon. I don't think Miami is legit. I kind of think they're going to lose.

and yea I won't bet a money line unless I'm picking an upset that I think has a shot. I remember taking TJ Dilashaw to beat Renon Barrao when TJ was a 9:1 underdog. Put 200 on that one. Only rich people bet favorites on the money line lol.

this guy is betting on preseason games

from zero to full blown degenerate gambler in 3 days

amazing

LSU is still a trainwreck and the suspensions will continue to pile up

miami will continue to upset media darlings and blow it on the big stage

and winning*

i feel more comfortable betting preseason than regular lmao

but it helps having a team thats been undefeated in the preseason the past 3 years and knowing the depth

although the giants/jets game was just a tossup for me, but i knew it being a wk 3 preseason game starters play alot more and the giants clearly have the better starting lineups

LSU defensive front is pretty damn solid. Their offense is probably going to spin their wheels for the first qrt of a season. But I can probably say the same thing about Miami. LSU for the upset.


LSU
Auburn
Michigan.

Also, I wouldn't bet a dime on preseason. I watch more college football than anyone I know. I feel like I got a good grasp on teams depth....but you still don't know what playing time is going to amount to from team to team. Fuck all that. But good shit if you're winning money.

the indians were up 2-0 heading into the 3rd inning and i thought wtf i can bet on this still?

LETS PUT MY 1400 BONUS ON IT. sure i'll only win 400 but they're up and a 1/3 of the game is over basically

WTF

WHY DID I DO THIS

9th inning starting. twins up 4-3 lmao

if i bet the twins i'd be looking at 5 gs

instead it looks like after this hectic week i only turned 100 dollars into 400

You're going down a dark hole my friend. Tread carefully.

yea im done

it was fun while it lasted but i had to go and bet on a faggot ass baseball game.

i still ended up in the positive, my cash balance is 387 something, and all i ever deposited of my actual money was 100. so i'm leaving up. but i was betting the bonus sign up money recklessly, and turned that to 1400. i needed to wager 700 more in order to turn whatever my bonus balance would be at that point to actual cash balance. i thought if i bet this and won, i'd win 400. they only count the lower number, of the wager, unless you lose the wager. so i'd still have needed to bet/win 300 more which i was gonna do tomorrow on the ravens, and hopefully cash out with at least 2g's

but word the faggoty indians fucked me.

so while i didn't really lose 1400, and i'm actually up almost 300 from my deposit, it FEELS more like i lost 1400 than won 300 lol.

Is your little man going to play football when he hits the age?

I heard football is HUGE down south. Was watching some youth national tournaments man. Some crazy young athletes down there. MY son loves the 8 year old phenom, Jaylem Huff. Holy shit, man. Kids a fucking freak of nature out of ATL.

Might want to check the terms about minimal odds. Eg

If your initial bonus is 20 and you need 200 to be able to collect. You need to make it by putting it on bets over a certain odd. Usually over evens.

Many times made alot on bonus only by playing safe to forget that.

Also if your doing the bonus betting ayip is to register on more then one site and then bet against yourself on double chances.

Eg
Man united Vs Liverpool
So you bet
Liverpool to win or draw on one website
Man united to win or draw on another website

Your not staking anything but bonus money so it's always a winner, but with the potential for wins on both accounts.

I love betting. Well done on your wins thus far.