I turned 19
 

Dutches Lit!

Damn my nut hairs are older than you

Thank you for the birthday wish Vito

Hey, Lenox.
Still making that Lenox tape?

Fuck that. Log out n go fuck a bitch nigga...u 19

I have no one

Happy birthday lil nigga

My girlfriend’s abortion is older than you smh.

Happy 19th lenny

God bless, young Lenny.

Now focus on where you see yourself in 5 years. Then 10, then 15.

Happy bday, hope it's your last.

Do not say that

Ok, listen up.

I know you think you might be someone now, because you text battled a decade ago and still have PTSD from it...I know you've garnered attention due to your terrible opinions on absolutely everything...but if you EVER tell me what to do again I will literally murder your entire family, I will cut their throats and make you watch them take their dying breaths...you will see them try to scream but they can't...no vocal cords...instead it's just gargling, this will cause little blood bubbles to form at the entrance to the wound...I will pop those bubbles...with one finger...poking the wound...you will see me gradually stretch the wound until my whole hand can fit in...at this point I'm basically using your loved one's head as a sock puppet...why is your mother headbutting the floor? Idk man...she's weird like that. As the final breath begins to leave her body I will turn her face toward you and right before she shuffles off this mortal coil she will mouth the words "Hov the GOAT, faggot"

You just took atleast 10 minutes out of your day to type that?

Witty just made me glad it was Lenox birthday

Hbd young one

Lol @ 10 minutes.

Oh sweet precious child.

Precious? Are you gay?

Lmao rep for humor but neg for HOV the GOAT claim.

I can be whatever you want me to be.

Wtf neg his mother, she said it.

FAIR ENOUGH.

Someone create a Vito's Mother account so negs can be distributed accordingly.

My mom died during hurricane katrina

Or did she?!?!?

*Stage doors open*

*Vito's mother walks out*

*Crowd gasps*

*Applause*

I wish you didn’t post here anymore you don’t serve a purpose.

And I wish you didn't spend your nights cooking cats to pass off as chicken, but we can't always get what we want.

Your name really does not fit you

How so?

I don't get you man.

I came in here to wish Lenox a happy birthday and inform him of my sincere hope he doesn't live to see another one, as is customary...then you and I had a pleasant conversation which was enjoyable for both of us, I think you'll agree...now all of a sudden you insult me?

YOU'RE AN ENIGMA MR. CORTEZ.

Wonder who the coward faggot who neg'd me and tagged Lenox's name to it.

Come forward, pussy.

Lenox told me he did it

Witty shining bright itt

Hope it's your last btw len

Go do bicep curls and read ya bible verses fuk boi

U posted all day friday and didn't show... I WANT AN ALL CAPS RANT FAGGOT.

Thread thoughts:

lol 19
Witty lol’d me thrice

Almost made a post yesterday about how terrible Vito is. It would’ve been long so I didn’t, but he is... lit’rally... so awful.

Amen unwittingly (yup) negs the wrong person

Terrible describes my life

I think this might be it hahahaa

Let me find out you neg'd me, tho.

I fuckin didn’t

Didn’t think so, bro.