So there's this chick....
 

I work with. Super hot. Super nice. I know i don't stand a chance in all hell. But she just gave me a ride home from work and found out she plays music. Dropped the whole "yeah i rap and produce my own stuff" but acted like it was no big deal. She was asking me to hear some stuff and told her i did an album this year, said she'd check me out.

After that i started telling her my roommate is a sound engineer and has his own band too. She was genuinely excited about the prospect of coming over and jamming.

So the question is... How do use this to get out of the friend zone?

Most likely she got a bf but fuck that guy. I'm trynna marry a chick like this girl. LMAO

Finny: please elaborate how I am not qualified to help you please

Had a whole response typed up in the other thread. Dunno what happened.

Basically, how ARE you qualified?

no. You assumed I was not. That was your initial assumption. I want you to tell me. So then I can tell you how you are wrong, so that we can move forward please sir.

You didn't need to act bro. It is no big deal.

Pics or can't advise. Not sure what you consider out of your league.

idk but id peep ur vid mags if she'll be in it

Your room mate will end up fucking her don’t invite her over

church.

This.

This is why you will not get out of the friend zone, fucking believe in yourself man.

100 emoji

So... In a side note. My roommate is a straight savage. He went to a karaoke competition, gets 5th and wins 1 hour studio time instead of the 1k cash prize for 1st.

HOWEVER, dude said he hooked up with another contestant who placed. I told him that was a hella good night and not to be upset cuz he was pretty raw he didnt win.

He proceeds to show me a pic on his phone of the girl, of her instagram or something. Complete knock out and he was talking her down. Like.. I thought he was saying she'd like gained some weight since the photo and i was like "bro, there ain't nothing wrong with that". He said she made it work and i was like "some girls can just stay proportional and still look good".



Tl;dr dude comes down after she came over again tonight, I'm like "lemme get some smoke" so he goes upstairs to grab the weed... Lmfao

Girl comes down completely naked and hands me the weed. Girl had everything going. Head to toe this woman was a 12. I'm thinking in my head "good lord".

I just smiled awkwardly trying not to stare at her breasts but them thangs was just hanging out. Perfect.

My roommates is a straight G for that. Lmfao

Good night.

she wanted you... remember that

Lmao. Better brush them teeth nigga. Thats your first step tbr. Then... All you gotta do is nibble on this bitches earlobe.

Tag lmao

She's probably gonna fuck your roommate. Chances are you're probably gonna be friend zoned because of the circumstances. They revolve around art. I would say do a collab with her, but nah..I recommend you invite her out for a responsible drink or two after she comes over to make music.

If she declines the invitation, and gives you an excuse on why she can't go out...then you probably don't have a chance. If she agrees, then she's giving you an opportunity. This is where it's important to drink responsibily. Two drinks maximum. That way you can give her a ride home and you can flatter her. Tell her she's talented, and how you had a lot of fun working on art and winding down with a couple of drinks. You haven't had a day like that in a long time. Invite her to do it again sometime in the near future. If she agrees, you're in. If she declines, she gave you a chance but just isn't feeling you.


Hopefully you're funny. Doesn't matter how fucking ugly you are, if you can make a girl laugh, she'll pull her vagina out and put it in your hand.


Good luck.

Never shit where you eat, dummy. I mean I do it all the time but I make a hell of a lot of money and the females typically just come on to me but yea... She works at the SAME PIZZA shop as you - she can't be worth dick. Upgrade yourself, Finny. You are setting yourself up for failure. Chances are - she raps better then you do and will think "Your record" is wack, considering every song mentions your baby moms... BUt she'll just think it's wack in general.

Buncha creeps.

She's got 3 jobs and is going to law school this year. I think she's definitely worth it. Lol

I know realistically there's no chance. But a man has to have aspirations! Lmfao

Finny: how am I not qualified to help you.

facts. also this will crush u by the way youre talking about her. cease and desist.

Only me & Orc are qualified to respond.

She’s not out of your league, she works at a pizza shop & you got promoted to toppings don’t forget that. She took you home so she’s nice. Just ask her what she likes to do on weekends. Wait hold on. You don’t have a car either?

I need to recalibrate ok so, 30+ years old, works at pizza pit, relies on public transportation and British teeth.

You need to make your life seem exciting subtly. So do something over the weekend that’s interesting, ask her how her weekend was, you tell her about yours. She’ll be intrigued. Then mention one of your home girls, this will disarm her and make it feel like you can kick it without expecting anything. Tell her to come out some time, get her tipsy and all the while your friends should be treating you like an alpha male. If they don’t usually tell them to when she’s around. During the night leave your friends and take her to a different spot to drink a little bit but don’t overdo the drinking. At this point you’re her leader. Touch the small of her back, her thigh, then she needs to be giving hints at sex. If she isn’t don’t rush it there’s always another night. Let that steak sit it’ll taste better later.


All there is to it. Become her leader, her go to for fun and laughs. Don’t over do it.

bro lol...u stayed up nites jerking off to the sound of your cousin smashing chicks while u slept on the couch in your apartment. your qualifications r dogshit...I don't want to be too hard on you right now tho cuz that post leaned the fuck out of me loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

No one is out of your league dude. Have some self esteem and confidence.

Do they prescribe medication for that? If so - ask your counselor at the local catholic charities about it and get some.

Lol @Aero

This thread just embalmed me lmfaooo

@Captain Obvious

@veritas

Lollll

@Amen

Count that as relapse brother

Finny....you have judged me. I don’t appreciate it. Tell me how I am unqualified to help you.

Nah, it's not. But i'll let ya'll have it.

Dre...cmon now. Cmon now.

Fin: How am I not qualified to help you.

Gonee

Slept on post

lmao was a good post...I scrolled by most the posts after that and rolled right into aeros monster and that overshadowed it but I smirked at geno post for sho

10 weekends in and finny will be throwing that steak out lol

Itt aero gives opposite advice

Step 1

Collab

Step 2

Rape

Just tell the bitch she's different, they fucking love thinking they're different.

fuckin gone

Fin you immediately stated that I was unqualified to help you. What fueled that judgment sir?

hows he gonna give her a ride home when the fucking story starts w hey this hot bitch gave ME a ride home.... lol.



whatever happened to banging 3s until u build enuff personality to bang 4s and then upgrade to 5s etc

just going to knowingly throw my heart into 8s knowing im a 2 and hate all women and myself cuz women way out of my league wont fuck or date me (rightfully so) !?!?! FUCKING WRONG ANSWER NETCEES


how tf is stupid ass blue collar uh oh in here even condoning this fucking OH ANY GIRL CAN BE YOURS fuckery

fuck going after this bitch fin. u not ready by any stretch of the imagination. instead....start banging the fat retard who cleans the cheese that fell off the pizza line w her forehead and get a little buzz going for ur fuck game at jojos slice and dice. THEN u can start to make moves towards that sassy black bitch who got gold fronts and a wild gut....she not nothing to write home about but atleast shes not retarded and she can help u manipulate the welfare system as you should be doing in your position...after u bang lakwanda for like a month or two keep things civil my guy tell her u know I got feelings for u fr fr but I cant be getting to involved rn cuz my son in my life and its really complex ....inarguable....if she don't end things amicably guilt her.....this is your forte...should be no difficulties here. now by this time one or two things should be happening....or maybe three....the third option involves one of your coworkers invlolving local law enforcement agencies that you took advantage of Rebecca because shes mentaly ill and couldn't possibly have consented to sexual relations with you ....because well shes retarded..her mind is retarded...but lets skip this...poor people are typically very loyal so I think you will be fine amongst your peers. option two isn't really our favorite scenario but we can work with it if need be....option two is that rumors about you are going around the slice and dice about how ur uncircumsized and sex was kindve awkward...BUT that youre really really sweet and you have a heart of gold and would take a bullet for these hoes............on paper now that im reading this back this may actually be our best line for you especially since its probably the most accurate......the 1st...best scenario is that u fuck these hoes into Neptune and they tell the whole pizzeria that yea hes a dirtbag and he smells like dog food but good lord he hammered my rotten coochie into dimension x.

this is where I have you being battle tested, street approved and sensationally prepared to holler at ole girl that you originally fell in love with.....but by now shes already moved into your apartment...shes been fucking your roommate for 4 months...you owe her 50 bucks for a half of some reggies and every nite u cry into your sweat stained fouton while your roommate sings karaoke into that stupid whores punani and treats her like a common street walker.

this really got away from me I wanted to give you the advice that you needed to pull out of this in the best shape possible.....and I think I may have done that....but jesus was it grim.

This. But make sure you add in blackmail before rape so you have leverage.