Pretty sure I got roofied last night...
 

I had two drinks, and woke up on the basement couh several hours later. Checked my bank statement and only spent $15 at the bar. The girlfriend is pissed because I was pretty much a dead body in front of the kid. Still feeling weird today.

Anybody have experience with this type of shit?

Lmfao. Smh

i've never entered a blackout state i didn't bring upon myself

you're lucky you didn't get got though so there is that.

how olds the kid?

How does your rectum feel?

She's five. The old lady took Snapchat pictures of me over the course of four hours. She even added bitchy captions. But in the photos I didn't move from the position I was placed in.


But, she's awake now, and I showed her the screenshot of my bank statement. Proving that I was truthful about only having two drinks. She still wants to be mad, but she's softened a bit.

Itchy

#PhilToo

That happened to me 1 time.

And it's because I mixed a lot Xanax with a lot of alcohol. Don't know how I ended up meeting these chicks or associating with them because I was blacked out on my feet but they seemed to know a lot about me after texting me days later and shit asking how I was doing. Had no idea what they were talking about...

Z's will make u forget your name and feel invisible. This ik.

Thats a fact, LOL

Some how I didn't forget my name, tho. They kept referring to me as dre in the messages and I kept, hitting them with "Who's this?" and "Who are you?" responses. Had no idea till weeks later when I actually went to that same bar after work and seen them again and they told me LOL... They probably kept returning there looking for me until I showed up like a week later. They were cute but too young.. Had to be like early 20's LOL... I'm good...

Don't remember that night for shit man LMAO.

Dre, we talked about this^

Was like 4 years ago when I was prescribed Xanax and konolopin or w/e its called man...

Not even entirely sure why I was - guess I was having anxiety issues and depressed about shit lol. Good now tho. Wasn't on those meds for long LOL maybe 6 months... IF THAT.

Dark times.

That is not the addiction I am taking about Dre.

thank you.

You were obv raped

WORD. the kid'll be AIGHT too

only thing i remember from being 5 was throwing up in kindergarten and shitting in my underwear simultaneously.

i had the wherewithall to throw away my underwear in the bathroom and make an attempt at cleaning myself.

but they sniffed old shitty pants out. i think i got sent home?

who knows though.

Lmao

I shit myself when I was 5 too. Sharted in class...went to the bathroom, rolled my underwear into a little ball and stuffed it under all the paper towels in the trash bin.

But word. The girlfriend is milking the fuck out of this. She all but said "you have to kiss my ass for an undisclosed amount of time in order for me to get over this."

This ain't gonna work.

get aids test asap.

I wasn't raped. Apparently I took a cab home...I doubt it was under my own power though. The old lady said I couldn't walk on my own. Not sure if I was carried out of the bar or what.

But for real though, my body still doesn't feel 100%

Raped

bro I just know that anytime I couldn't remember what happened, first thing I think is aids test.

just so it can come back negative and be like whewwwwwwww.

Lol aids is an old wives tale

Pill Phil is better.

That shows immediately?

Always thought took 6 months lol.

Cop from my hometown got into an altercation with a junky and got blood on him... they did the test and gave him meds for 3 months I guess it’s closest thing to chemo but it took 6-7 months all together and like 5 tests . He’s good

Yea I know about the preventative measures taken.

Just caught a brain fart whether that would show immediately lol.

Knew it took about 6 months for it to show and several tests.

3months is considered definitive unless your immune system has been destroyed from other diseases

but realistically vaginal heterosexual intercourse with a partner of unknown status in the U.S. statistically runs a risk of about 1 in 5million

even if the bitch HAS the shit its still about 1 in 2500 chances youll get it from straight sex


these likelihoods increase significantly with anal intercourse and also with race and sexual orientation (black homosexual men being in the highest risk category)



sooooooooo....basically since phil is black an got fucked in the butt ...assumedly by a gay black guy....aids test def necessary

Bags with the STD PHD LOL.

lol trust. got to stay informed...it aint safe out here no mo lol.

Lmfao @ amen wife carried him home.

You guys are morons hahahaha

google google google

Bullshit. All the faggot blacks are downtown near the college. They don't come to my neck of the woods to rape.