NCGS i need help
 

So, i went on a date with a white chick from my organic chem class. It was awkward at first for the fact she said "I didn't know blacks lived in Iceland" I wasn't sure how to take the comment but i rolled with it. Then it was a good 15 minutes or so then she uttered "Black people are suppose to hate the cold, You're tall did your mom bang a frost giant?" "Your accent sounds like you're from Scotland/ England why is that?" Lol she just kept asking the most awkward questions. I answered them politely with respectful conversation. "Why don't you say Nigga & talk hood like the rest of the blacks at our Uni(college)"

sigh it was awkward boys. It gets worse..

We had dinner and things went smooth then this woman irked out. Because a female friend of mine came up and gave me a hug asking me how i've been. This i'm not use to in my homeland its only respectful to do what she did. Most women back home would've happily greeted the female friend and chimed in on the laughs and conversation.

this American girl from organic chem class asked me to come meet her family for a sunday dinner next week. She was a horrible date! haha are most Philadelphia raised Italian women like this? lol. Yes, she invited me to come over that night too. But i told her i couldn't, i had to work in an hour (bad lie i know).

Do i cut this crazy one loose? I'm not use to the attitude and rudeness of her demeanor/questions. Some of them were chuckle worthy but man did she have some kahunas asking some of the stuff she asked.

Any fellow Europeans dealt with innercity american girls? @sraL

@Aero TO THREAD.

In all honesty, jokes aside - you must have been a boring date dude.

You allowed her to lead the conversations. She should have been more or so answering your questions.

1 - This shows she has no shame, which has it's pros and cons.
2 - She's probably been with many black people considering she is from Philly and WHITE and already has compared you to the masses. Not to mention she wants you to meet the family after date 1? Like wtf... LOL
3 - She has a strong personality/demeanor - which again, has it's pros and cons.
4 - she has masculine traits which means, her father is probably still around.
5 - she isn't shy. Most classy chicks are shy during the 1st date and only open up to someone after a few dates, certainly do not invite to meet the family on date 2.

Contact DR. LOVE, tho. I'm sure he'd have more insight on this.

Are most American women like that nah....are most italian women from philly like that yea prolly lol

Just blaze like an adult and never speak to her again....duh?

I dont smoke =/ She's texted my phone 8 times since the other night haha. I'll probably just tell her im not interested. Watch her pour acid on me now in class, haha.

I meant have sex w her frost giant nigga lol

Lmfao

Holy moly.

Did you find her on Tinder, fam?

Tinder good for one hitter quitters bro.

Lol, Nah she would just interject these weird questions. She all giddy and trying to get me to her place & then wanted me to meet her family the next week. Was very uncomfortable. Like she was trying to strong arm me into being her husband.

Never experienced that before lol. Like bags implied its the Philly Italian women, they're tough.

She was trying to fuck you.

Hence why I said she seemed like she had masculine traits LMAO.

Hahahaha

Ahh sorry my comprehension on English slang is rough still apologies lol. Its why i dont text battle as much as i should. Alot of the slang is like learning different language to english for me.

Idk man she would've probably axe murdered me in my sleep. One minute she was chill, cool laid back. Next minute hype like she seen a dude get knocked out in a close fight lol. Im not use to the swing of her temperament.

She won't stop messaging my phone we're up to 14 missed text messages lol. From the 8 i just mentioned

Nope she's in my one College class. She always dressed conservative. She was polite & quiet in class. She asked me out on a date i said yes. I was wondering if she liked me since she always had me specifically reach the top cabinet to grab her chemicals for lab. They're are other tall ppl in the class lol one being her lab partner. But meh now i gotta try and figure out how to reply to these mass amount of text.

Think she will have her goons come and break my legs if i say no to meeting her family over dinner haha

Hi...

My nigga have you ever seen "Get Out"?!...

Bye...

Are you interested in her? As in Attracted?

Is she cute? Is she smart?

Aside from her making you feel uncomfortable because she wanted to lay the pipe instead of vice versa - how do you feel about her?

haha dead at the comment. I just replied to her after a 16th missed text message. Pray for me, she wants to come over i told her im not interested and she still is trying to come over.

Smart yes, Very beautiful. Olive toned & jet black wavy/curly hair. Got a booty and fit build. I think she's a swimmer for the team or volleyball i forgot haha. But shes got a eye catching body for sure. Pretty face but i don't like feeling as if im a be raped haha. Or harvested for my sperm to give her tall athletic kids.

I was dead ass going to ask if she played sports, Volleyball or Softball LMAO...

Be careful saying fit build here - people will only assume she is transgender because you know - they fuck sloppy out of shape bitches with spare tires and love handle/back tits.

Lol told her you aren't interested and she still insisting. This is comical. She probably;y has a man back home, honestly most college bitches do. Soe just looking to be dicked down bruh.

SHe is very persistent, I take it.

Give her the lazy dick.

Its basically the most professional way to rid a bitch. If you give her the good strong long dick - she will never leave you alone.

Give her the lazy dick man, like don't try - nutt quick and thats it. She'll leave you alone after that, promise LOL.....

It doesn't sound you like her, but it sounds like she likes you. It sounds like she attractive and down to bang so i don't know. Sounds like she down to bang, your in the position of power id just enjoy it. The most important thing here is not to listen to Amen

Run lol

SO you basically say the same thing I just said as far as "Banging" but don't listen to me LMAO.

You are the absolute worst kind of dick rider, Enbombz.

Lazy dick theory works, man. Ask any nigga who gets pussy, clearly Enbombz is still with the chick he lost his virginity too.

Typical philly chick.

Dude not everyone can get married to dude who looks like he brakes rocks with his hands. I think we have different goals.

POst your wife, then talk shit fam.

Otherwise remain on the sideline. You were too shook to post something, wonder why LOL.

Her teeth probably rotted out her head or you fucking with bitches that look like Lars in drag.

What language y’all speak there?

It involves the lips a lot. I’d leave it alone...

Not everyone can have glossy holm at home like you.

Exactly, dodge the fact of you shook of posting YOUR wife and keep screaming from the nose bleeds, faggot.

I'm happy with my choices.

Well sir. As for ur question about philly italians. Lmfao. Ta man. They can be brutal. But most of the time its just her way of being what she thinks is funny or playful. Philly folk have a different mind set man. Brought upndifferently. Idk. About the private schools. But if u roll through the public philly school system ur coming out like this girl lmao.

I would fuck her and be done man. Just stop answering. I guarantee she can fuck being an italian philly chick. Ive had my share and they were fucking great. Goddamn the sexiest broad i ever ducked was named carlina from philly. Holy fuck she was bad. My other italian girl at the time walked in on us fucking btw. Her name was gina. She left without making a acene surprisingly. But we of cpurse broke up. Whatever. Carlina was that shit

^^^^^


if you still wanna meet the parents, you can win them over the same ways I win over my Philly/Delco italian family:

-Greet with 'hey, how you doin' '
-Refer to tomato sauce as 'gravy'
-Mozzarella cheese is 'moo-tsa-ray-a', but if you're not italian you're at high risk of looking like a fool over pronouncing it so just say 'mu-tsa-rell'
-Ricotta is 'Ri-gaut'
-Manicotti is 'mah-nah-gaut' (straight up didn't recognize this word the first few times I saw it spelled out)
-Subs are hoagies (this will make or break you)

IF they like you, you gotta expect the oddly racist compliments like 'you're one of the good ones' or finding your basic competency with something to be impressive


that said, my one friend from the US who worked in Iceland for a year won't stop gushing about how great it is, so if you think you're better than me fahk you

She wants to be ravaged. She's being condescending bc she wants hate dick you're being too much of a nice guy. She wants to be fucked hard while you tell "you like this nigger dick?!" That being said, the 14 missed messages you have two options. Leave her alone bc she's crazy which is what you should probably do orrrr fuck the racism out of her. Make her a slave to black dick then next time she makes a racist remark point to your dick. If she says "are all blacks ghetto?" You reply with "did you or did you not have my hairy black balls on your forehead?" You have a chance to eliminate racism.

Lmfaooooo point to dick slaughtered me.

Good response aero i actually really like this

she seemed chill to me, maybe ur just boring tbh. i woulda cracked jokes at her.
then pounded her out & then wait a week hit her up an do it all over.

God status here

Nah ur just a philly guy if i remeber haha, She was awkward to deal with reach 16 missed text message today befor ei replied

jersey but 15 mins from philly so ur pretty much accurate lol.

Nothing wrong with that man

You live close to Pennville?

MY wifey's fam there and we are there at least once a month LOL.

Like the last exit on i95 over the bridge is Delaware lol.

Id think allen is from camden yea if its 15 mins away from philly?

Camdem right over the bridge.

haha nice, iceland is amazing my friend. Glad he loved it