dadcees update - 1 yr old edition
 

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dude is almost 32" tall (the size of an avg 2 year old) and weighs a little over 25 pounds. he started walking around 11 months and gets around pretty good now, with a recent attempt at running. he'll be completing the switch to whole milk by the end of the week so that'll save a small fortune.

says the usual mama, dada, etc. but also uhoh, all done, ok, and "more".
he's really becoming a little person. it's great and terrifying at the same time.

how are the rest of you doing?

Dope.

Mine started walking at 10 months. He's fairly thin/lean tho at 21 lbs and only 30 inches tall. He turns a year on the 2/2...

Exploring options on what to do about transitioning. He's currently on Pro Sobe SOY. Don't think I can move him to whole milk, as it might fuck his stomach up so yea...
@Diode what site do you use to host pictures man?

Man thats wassup fr

Get ready for the terrible 2's lol..

Wait til they 5 an start realising how hypocrytical we are as parents. I had to take 10 mins on the naughty step last week

This warmed my godforsaken black heart

I am proud. Keep up the good work.

Good job man, he's big and strong.

My dude is almost 18 months, he just wrecks shit now...yesterday he kicked a football at me and then ran around screaming "football" for 5 five minutes with his arms in the air like he just scored the best goal ever.

Lil vinatieri lmao

mine loves to throw things and chase them down when he's not busy destroying everything we own

Awesome.

I felt like my son culd read my mind when he was 2

Example: we in a hospital room n hes destroyin everything in his lil man type of way n im thinkin u kno what fuck it atleast he aint stickin his finger in that light socket and he stops everything n walks over to the light socket n starts pokin it

Lol.. he was like murphys law.

ur wifes blonde?!

lol like I couldn't have even imagined diodes kid being whiter then this lol. hes a beast tho.

lmao my daughter turned one the start of the month

When u say....football, u mean football?

I mean football. The game where you use your feet and a ball.

no IDIOT ...that's fucking soccer

where u soc the cer

stupid fuckin Britain nonsense

futbol

Lol

Literally going to cut your face off and wear it on special occasions.

lmao

sometimes i call him mini brock

his favorite way of showing someone he loves them is to slap and punch them in the face repeatedly as hard as he can

not even joking

hes angry

LMAO gone

tbh he's the happiest kid i've ever met outside of when he's hungry or sick. boy thinks everything is hilarious all the time. hard to be in a bad mood around him for long.

If my kid gets mad, he gives you a look like he's planning to murder you...like real deep angry stares, it chills my bones.

I'm actually a bit afraid of him.

Today I turned off Teletubbies and he slowly turned his head, and glared at me like "Fuck u doing faggot?"

He's started taking off all of his clothes too. I dressed him a few days ago, went in to the kitchen to make coffee, came back in and he was naked with a bucket on his head.

i know this look and the feeling is real

lmaooooooooo

lmaooooo

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My dude turns one on Thursday. Not walking yet. He runs around in his little wheel cart thing like a madman and occasionally attempts to stand on his own. He just said bye to me today for the first time. He says mama and dada and @uh-oh also. He tries to get into literally fucking everything and also is always looking for the most dangerous thing he can do or find. So I’m not really upset that he’s not walking yet. I know as soon as he does, my life where I now think I have no time, becomes a life where I really have no time. He’s the shit though. Nothing better.

https://i.imgur.com/bNlvQFf.mp4

my gif game is weak. but the sentiment remains

Des, mad cute bro. God bless.

Yo, my son started running last night after a couple ofattempts that lead to him falling head first in to the carpet and tile LOL... He's got it down tho.. He starts off slow, takes off and wobbles then slows down and walks to he gains his balance back and repeat. Shit is hysterical. I'll give him a couple of months before I begin the football camp training or hurtles and tripping him LMAO.

hope you're handy with a drill. cabinet locks, drawer locks, door locks..

I am, and conveniently, he cries every time I use it

gotta take my daughter for her needles tomorrow as she's just gone a year, not looking forward to that tbh