dadcees trauma room: kid's walking
 

rip my house

Mine is lifting himself up on things and holdimg himself for a really long time

No bueno. Miss when he was stationary.

LOL my daughter been walking around aided for ages, pulling herself up and sitting herself down and whatnot

we've had to move a bunch of stuff around and I've just bought a new fire grate to stop her grabbing at the coals and whatnot

Yea, mine is now 10 months standing up for a long period of time and takes up to 4 steps before he drops on his ass.

I give him by the weekend and he'll have this walking thing ready.

That is what's up tho. Time to ensure you have those safety locks on cabinets and shit and rubber protective corner covers lol...

fuck that shit. I sharpened the corners and put dangerous objects in easily accessible cupboards and drawers. natural selection tbc.

Number 1 stunta, wuh wuh wuh wuuuhhh

But yo, my wife says I'm cruel because I trip him. Did it with my other 2 boys and their balance is impeccable. My 8 year old never trips up which has help him a lot during football season LMAO. Kids try an tackle at his ankles and he simply just stays on his feet.

My 13 year old does MMA and wrestling so trying to take him down or shooting low on him he knows what to do.

I try and tell the chick, I'm doing it for a reason LOL - she don't want to understand the kid, tho LOL.

lmfao gone at tripping him lololol

Bro you srsly correlate you tripping them to their balance?

Are you Zeus?

Yes, I do.

It's like they were accustomed to dodging my attempts that it's second nature to them now.

So yes. I correlate tripping them to their impeccable balance.

that's not how this works

you gonna teach it to dance, or what?

One of you will definitely get a kid that behaves exactly like I did when I was a child. I fucking climbed everything, especially shelves. I broke more than half of my mothers wedding gifts by shoving them out of the way if I wanted to get higher up, me and a friend both destroyed over half of her mothers wedding gifts as well by running around like crazy. Don't leave important shit around waist-level, you know what, might as well just give the important shit to your parents until they get a bit older. Tell them a dude on the internet said it was a good idea. I also fell from my bunk bed down to the floor and knocked out four of my front teeth, also played ''Tarzan'' with another friend at their place by hanging on to the roof lamp in their bedroom until I fell down. It's amazing I didn't die by the time I reached 10. This is your life now.

I brought along these facts to scare you motherfuckers even more, lol.

Yeah I throw rocks at my kid hea gonna be tbe next Randy moss

This is my kid already and was also me.

Hope your kid is as fortunate as we were, haha. I'm sure everything will be good, just really frustrating for a while. Best of luck to all of you.

I've had to move all my weird porn and horror up to the attic safe space lol

Real niggas hide under the sink in the cabinets with pots on their heads

Jews don't play sports.

You have 1 kid. 1.

I have 3. 3.

Don't tell me how anything works, bro LOL. My oldest is 13.

I've been on that dad tip for a minute. You new to this shit, lol.

My kid is pulling himself up but ain’t walking yet
His laziness is almost impressive though.
If he’s crawling for something, he moves just enough so if he lays fully down, he can grab it

Lmao at first we had him on a big blanket with his toys and he'd pull the blanket towards him to get what gr8 wanted so we bought a big plushy area rug for him

I got those fence thing 2 weeks ago cus he was exploring to fast and far and it's the tits. Can sit in there with him and not have to get up ever 5 seconds to pull him from something

Good thing I'm not Jewish

very wholesome thread

tripping your kids is moronic

breeding is not difficult

stop

LOL

Breeding for some is difficult. I know for me, it isn't. But didn't it take you a decade to have a kid, real talk?

no? 10 years ago i was 24. definitely wasn't trying to have a kid.

weirdo.

Oh.

I'm probably confusing you with someone else then.

I remember someone was posting up shit about trying and not being successful.

Maybe it was @sraL lol...

lmao nah not me bro, I didn't try until after I was married

@Destroyer was it you?

Fuck, I know it was someone on here.

The room in theaters January 10th

Yeah
We lost our first one about 8 weeks in

Wow Amen is a piece of shit

LOL DIDNT ONE OD YOU GO THROUGH HELL TO HAVE A KID FUCKIN NERD

What a winner

Stfu, faggot.

Someone made a comment regarding having children being easy. For some yes, not for all.

I DO FEEL HORRIBLE NOW THO for bringing it up.

Not going to lie.

My bad @Destroyer.

wow amen beats his kids and is mocking miscarriage and conception difficulties?!

good grief

u think u are browsing in a safe dadcee territory and then this animal just flys off the hinges

I move to officially ban amen from any and all dadcee events and publications

absolutely sickening.

LOL beat my kids.

It’s all good
It wasn’t like the worst thing in the world but it did take awhile to get pregnant afterwards
But that shit is waaaay more common than you think. Apparently it happens all the time
It’s amazing humans exist tbcarriedtoterm

Don't forgive him destro kick his fucking teeth in

Remind me to never have kids