UFC 217
 

im hype as fuck

i wish the ufc didn't dillute itself, i mean i guess it had to kind of, there are still swathes of fighters that i dont know, who are probably readily recognisable to true mma fans now, but i can't bring myself to give a shit outside of these mega cards

bisbing/gsp im hype for. im pulling for that limey cocksucker. even tho gsp was stuntin in the embedded with the old pelle pelle jacket

garbrandt/dillashaw should be good. maybe this will finally end this faggoty shitshow in the media between these doofuses. pulling for garbrandt cuz ohio duh

joanna/thug rose, i don't think rose is ready. i don't think she ever will be. joanna is the closest representation of the process of providing feminine thoughts to my drug addled brain. meaning im a man right. im attracted to women that look good. if she works at mcdonalds or is a high powered ceo i don't give a shit about a chicks accomplishments in life. if she is ugly my dick and feels cant dig it. but joanna is ugly and has a boy body and i would fuck that boy body with all the aggression a fat terribly out of shape ghoul could deliver. i like rose but joanna champion is gonna champion of course

masvidal/thompson should be dope. i fuck with masvidal THO

also wanna peep the mickey gall fight and hope that fucko can keep winning in his fight for relevance

bisping, dillashaw, masvidal, Hendricks, Vick

tbh I'm just trying make money on these underdogs but I fux with all of them too.

i also find Joanna champion weirdly attractive. still won't watch women fight. thug rose that fire tho.

Pumped!
Perfecto right after hurricanes vs v tech

Agree with everything you said. Especially Joanna vs Rose... Joanna is scary

It's a great event. Stoked for every fight on the main card. Bisping should win tbh, but I'm curious to see how GSP will look. Part of me thinks even an over the hill GSP is good enough to win. Plus Bisping didn't exactly look good against Henderson. So with reservations I'm going with GSP for the upset.

I love the Garbrandt-Dillashaw fight. Hard to pick, but ultimately I think Dillashaw is open to get countered and Garbrandt is quicker and hits harder. Dillashaw has more tools and can definitely win, but I see Garbrandt retaining.

Joanna wins comfortably IMO. Rose is dope and brilliant in flashes, but JJ drops an early round en route to a late stoppage is my guess. Just a more sound process overall.

Wonderboy-Masvidal has a high chance of being a snoozer but it could be dope too. I got Masvidal in the slight upset. Part of me suspects Wonderboy might be a little shot at 34 and after the Woodley fights. If Masvidal fights smart and counters moving forward - as opposed to pressuring too aggressively and eating some funky karate kicks - I think he's got the goods.

Lots of good fights on the undercard too. I'm excited for it.

Has hendricks been winning again? Just trying to figure out how hes stuck around. Feel like the past 5 times ive heard his name it was after him losing

Shits gonna be lit tonight

I wouldn't completely count rose out tho... she can be dangerous to.

I like rose, hope she knocks that polish bitch out.

Bisping the most overrated fluke POS to ever wear the middle weight belt. GSP gonna gnp or submit him. Rose is bae, also from Yakima, WA. so I hope she gets the upset but it prob won't happen. Dillashaw also a fluke champion and will prob get washed again lol

^ dave menne was a worse champion. tj had his way with barao twice to get the strap, and that dude was on an incredible tear at the time.

at the end of the day, either guy would slap you silly and grab your girl in front of you while you write them hateful posts on reddit from your phone in the corner, so it's whatever really.

and nah hendricks has fallen the fuck off uh oh but he's a goon so i rock with him.

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lol did i offend an mma purist? shut up no one cares what would happen irl.

missed the first round of the gall fight, seen he got cut up with elbows though

he controlled the 2nd pretty thoroughly though

see if either of them are gassed here in the 3rd.

and gall loses a bloody snoozer

That head kick KO tho lol. PPV starts soon

http://buffstreamz.com/watch/mma.php

Shits been dope so far besides the 2 doc stoppages.

Wonderboy looked sharp as ever. Impressive performance, but as long as Woodley's the champ he's not sniffing a title shot. Nobody wants to see rd 3 between them.

YESSS
THUG ROSE!!!!!! ROUND ONE

Told yall

Holy shit. Rose just steamrolled Joanna. Unreal.

Yoo this card is crazy...tj jus ko no love ..

what? i thought i was watching live i must be on a big delay, theyre still introducing them

crazy thug rose got it tho

did no love get kod for real??

oh shit i was way behind i forgot i paused it lmao

so basically no one ive wanted to win has won so far

so its guaranteed now that GSP will win. lol

TJ literally saved by the bell. lol great fight tho

GSP looks huge wtf

god dammit

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not what we predicted

OSU get blown out by an unranked iowa

gall, bisping, joanna, cody and masvidal lose

im just glad i had no money on anything lmao. rough saturday.

heres hoping the ravens body the titans tomorrow

Best card of the year. Went 5-6 on picks but idgaf. Dope event through and through.

i seen greg hardy won his pro debut lol

the ufc should sign and feed him to ngannou if he can rack up a few more wins against bums

try and get some more freak shows going to bridge the gaps between these super cards

also whats up with venom page though

seen he got a boxing victory over a bum

whats his bellator contract looking like/when will the ufc snag him, and do you think bellator will give him a competent wrestler or keep feeding him subpar strikers in comparison so he can shine

Great card. Fun night altogether.

It’s all about the U!

I fucking hate Bisping. MOST Overrated shit talking faggot UFC has. I mean Connor talks that shit as well but his shit talking is entertaining, Bispings shit talking is irking. Glad he got choked out - sadly he allowed it because he gave GSP his back which was a fatal mistake. How do you even give your back to arguably the best jujitsu fighter in the MMA?

He knew that would be the only way to stop GSP's elbows from raining on him as they were up against the cage.

I also watched that DEONTA Wilder fight... I'd like to see him beat the shit out of that BRIT Anthony Joshua tbh.

maia hasn't retired yet.

Meant to say, ONE OF THE lol...

GSP is arguably one of the best wrestlers and jujitsu artists in the UFC.

Also, I can't believe Joanna lost, yo... That's wild... Talk HELLA SHIT! Buahahahaha. SHe got way to cocky and slept on Rose, yo...

Y'all see that nut shot head kick Dq?

Also that ovince st prux KO was nasty

since when has gsp ever been considered a jiu jitsu guy, let alone one of the best? lol

he's competent sure. but so are basically 90 percent of the ufc.

he's one of the best wrestlers for sure though.