GoT (don't come in if your worried about spoilers obv)
 

welp. 5 minutes in and that happened.

lmao

GOAT

My cousin asked me not to send spoilers. Jokingly I go "3 minutes in and people already dead". Before it even started. While they were show Nf what happened last season. Lol

Now I feel like a dick. Lol

Mods close the fuck outta this pls

Lol two face Harvey dent lip looking boy

Why?

It clearly states there are spoilers.

good kick off. I thought bran was going to be a vegetable. Kinda bummed he is not.

that dude yeron or whatever is a savage. All those jabs he was taking at jamie lol.

when making this thread i was conflicted because obviously i want to discuss it, but i don't want to spoil anything at the same time. but i put it in the thread title so FUCK IT

why the fuck is dragonstone just EMPTY THOUGH. one of the biggest fortresses in the kingdoms and not a soul to be found they can just walk up and into it like word we're here now?

when the title and synopsis hit the net and it said sam finds something important to the cause or whatever, i thought they meant something serious, not something we all know/should know. (that there is tons of obsidian on dragonstone)

but word jon snows gonna get in sansa's guts yo

for medieval times they're not even that closely related lmao. he's half targaryan, and half stark through neds sister so what he's like a half a first cousin? get it dawg

SO YEA

it was what i expected, they said this season is really packed full of shit and stories progress pretty quickly, so if there was gonna be any setup i figured it'd be jammed into the first couple episodes. the north remembers made up for it.

lmao word

you read the books right? i was a little disappointed in how dude looks but word he can still be a G.

im just wondering what they're gonna hit now. they ain't gonna go right at daenerys, probably will be like the books and they'll raid the tyrells/maybe kill the old bitch and them

but if the iron fleet were to sink a huge part of dany's fleet

HHMHMHMH

stuck out on dragonstone

Old woman tyrell was with Danny though. I can't imagine they already split up dorne/tyrells and Danny.

oh word? you sure?

i know varys made the rounds, i didn't know they were all with her. i figured he just secured the alliances before meeting up with them in mereen to make the trip.

but i don't remember honestly you could be right. i just remember varys,and the greyjoys. i don't remember the tyrells and dorne meeting her yet

either way tho im hype

shouldve pretended this doesn't exist and watched em all in one sitting 7 weeks from now lol

Maybe not. I coulda swore that was how season 6 ended. With them all on the boat. I could be wrong.

Haha. Same. Now I'm going to not be able to sleep thinking of all the possibilities.

YO

nymeria

The episode 2 preview has a giant wolf that isnt ghost. Arya is headed to kings landing. Last time she was headed there she chased her wolf off

Will be interesting if thats correct, because the show has dne nothing on that front. In the booms she has her wolf dreams at least, leading the super pack through nymeria

Now im going to sleep.

Wonder if they out Tyrion as a Targeryan this season.

Never seen even a little bit of GoT.

That's all I have to share.

hey have you revisited the GOT CK2 mod recently? looks like they've added a shit load of stuff including Essos

http://kotaku.com/the-perfect-game-o...pc-mod-5913709

Ive never tried it.i'll look into it though

I feel like i tried ck2 and didnt like it. But that couldve been europa universalis or whatever

Basically total war and civilization ruined me to all other grand strategy

ck2 is a lot more hardcore than civ. true 4x, civ is like a dumbed down version.

Yea alot of them get a little to indepth with trade and diplomacy and a thousand other mechanics, while dropping the ball on combat and other shit.

The same could be said for total war though,it drops the ball with trade/diplomacy and micro managing in favor of the battles.

Most i just need to take the time to get into the UI and figure out how everything works, but my attention span is like that of a dog. If im not thorpughly distracted i'll just go back to licking my balls metaphorically aka beating off

lmfao @ random ed sheeran

nice jorah cameo

The Tyrells died in the chapel


Dope episode but why is bran like just chillin at the Wall with like almost no guards and shit?

Also I believe the whole point of cersei getting the iron fleet was to attack dragonstone since almost everywhere else is more or less land locked

Also Dragonstone was where Stannis was, but ye I guess they just left it ...

Not all the Tyrells were killed. Olyanna (sp?) wasn't there. In the books Loras was at dragonstone on his deathbed as well. Not that that matters. Old lady Tyrell and the entire tyrell army hooked up the Sands and Dorne.

Bran only has Meera with him. Jojan and Hodor died. Where would he get guards?

Cersei's time is almost at an end. Her entire prophecy has come true with her death at the hands of the Valonqar being the only thing left.



But more importantly Tyrion Lannister is a Targeryan and that needs to be revealed and confirmed.

no she wasn't. She was with Varis or whatever that unich's name is. And the sand snakes.

For some reason I thought the final scene from season 6 was all of them on the boat together. But maybe it was just Varys rejoining them.

oh I forgot they are with dorne lol kinda made everyone but the old lady and margery(sp) pretty forgettable. but i meant when bran got to the wall i thought they would at least show them/who is at the wall atm

feel like every time this comes back on i need to re-watch it all

was just thinking that. but a torrent with all 6 seasons gotta be like 100GB and i only have like 20 rn on my laptop. :(

It was only varys on the ship and tyrion and them of course but word dorne and old lady tyrell are still in westeros

Tyrion isnt for sure targaryan, he is more likley to be in the books than the show. But it could happen. The show did do alot of tywin stating ya know "you arent my son" talk but nothing of the mad king banging his wife has been brought up,and unless tyrion is the absolute main plotline the show could leave it out.

You guus see the latest GRRM interview though? In reference to lady stoneheartnot being in he was speaking on beric, and how death changes these people brought back. He referred to them as wights, reanimated with fire (the lord of light) but clearly states they are dead. He even compared them to the wights the white walkers use stating they were the ice version bringing it back to the whole fire/ice theme

So while the wights under the white walkers are mindless zombies from what weve seen, the lord of the light wights( jon snow, beric, etc.) All seem to have a grasp on cognition. Jon seems completely unaffected.

But then we got coldhands. Benjen. I forget if they explained it, but he is most likely brought back with similair ice magic to the fire magic. But hes cold and emotionless and cant get through the wall

Im not sure what im saying just shit to think on i guess

I still aint hip to this shit. Nor do i understand the hype. Idk

thanks for sharing.

I just enjoy the show. I haven't read the books but the analytical stuff seems very taxing. It's like the books people are always like "this could happen" and then when it doesn't they're mad disappointed. Idk... I feel like the books should be there books and the show should be the show. I mean, season 5 was the last time they were even close to being aligned. If the show ends and Jon snow is the hero, yay. But in the books if everyone just dies at the end then everyone's gonna hate the books eventually. Idk... Point is, the show seems to be all about fan service now. Which, I can admit I'm a yuppy in this regard. I just want Jon snow to roll the army South and I'll cersei. But then he'd leave the wall defenseless... Argh ok that doesn't work. Yeah, cersei tries to invade the North and Jon snow holds off both enemies at the same time, show over.

Not gonna work like that tho. Damnit, now I'm analyzing. You guys are assholes.

Cersei most likely isn't going to die at the hands of Jon Snow. All though he technically could be the Valonqar.

The two most logical choices are Tyrion and Jamie, with Jon being a distant 3rd.

Other possibilities but highly unlikely are Theon Greyjoy, or Euron Greyjoy (even more unlikely)

arya wearing jaime's face.

I don't know if that would technically work. But it's not a bad thought. But you would thinknArya would reveal herself to Cersei like "got you bitch" if that was the case. Can't imagine that would make the prophecy true. But maybe.

Heard this theory last night. Makes sense.

When Cersei and Jaime were talking on the freshly painted map of Westeros some internet nerds noticed that Cersei was standing on the NECK and Jaime was standing on the FINGERS. As in mad foreshadowing of CHOKING. Like, fingers around necks. Do you guys get it? Spooky.

Hyped for Euron to gift Cersei the dragonbinder but with Young Griff hiding inside double gift imo. But plot twist Lady Stoneheart and Belwas join Dany. And Sam finds the ultra hidden tome "A Song of Ice and Fire" by Ser Martin hidden in a secret bookshelf and figures everything out to save the day wow

solid post

Word. Also saw that someone noticed The red witch, I can't spell her name was at dragonstone in one of the clips from episode one.

well.

A girl has no name. thats the last we'll see of nymeria i bet.

the greyjoy corvus was a dope touch. although flaming artillery in a sea battle where you are ramming and connecting your ships doesn't make even a tiny bit of sense, but hey its a fantasy show. i'm just happy to see the invention that saved rome have a context in a show i enjoy.

eurons a G

theon makes no sense to me. he couldve had a quick death at the least. if he has an ounce of man left in him he will breathe in the sea and meet the drowned god.

ANOTHER LONG FUCKING WEEK AHEAD

episode was dope as fuck. Eron was merking heads. Figure paddle board gendry going to puck up ramseys bitch at sea now? lol. Glad for greyworm. Hopefully he got his stump sucked. They're moving really fast. Wouldn't be surprised if the unsullied are at castlyrock or whatever by next week.