SO IM FINALLY A DAD BROS!
 

Jesus fucking Christ

I've been awake 22 hours solid with my wife in labour

I won't bore you with detail but it was a little girl, weighing just 5 pound 6 ounces

the most memorable moment of my life without question

so surreal

it still hasn't really sunk in but I feel like one of the most blessed people on the planet right now

truly the biggest game changer I can ever imagine

still can't quite believe it

it's 2am here and I'm in a taxi on the way home, wifey and baby are laid up in hospital for a couple days to recouperate


WOW

Just went through the same experience. Congrats.

Congrats baron. Hopefully she's not as ugly as you

Do everything the opposite of Bags

Still waiting here. She got membranes done today to try to speed things up.

lmao I don't get salty about comments like that but come on yo

my daughter hours old and you entering a bruhs thread on that lame shit?

jeez

Congrats bro

@2tripple0 to thread

Congrats bruh

Cool shit man. Congrats'

hope u burn it fgt

cngrats yo

name her nessy or GTFO!!!

saludè broseph. MMLP will buy you a pint on my behalf

CONGRATS BRO!

:D congrats man!

congrats man, i hope you wanted this dawg

Congratulations Diablo! I'm hoping to impregnate a fellow human being soon myself!

Hope your family grows to be happy and healthy. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

congrats. pass on the topical tradition. middle name Myrmidon.

That's a very little baby lol don't worry, the small ones are the cutest. I was only 4 pound 14 ounces. She'll double her weight in no time. Hope you're all doing well and the wifey is getting as much rest as possible. Are they keeping her for two days? I think that's standard procedure for a first time mother.

Congrats Baron

Yeah hopefully Friday they'lol allow them to come home providing everything checks out

thank you, everyone!

congrats man

Babies are wild! Take it in you won't get any sleep for a while fam!

Thought Diablo was Pinot, not Lars.

Congrats.

I almost don't believe you.

Congrats Diablo. Google the letter the short haired chick from V for Vendetta found and read to herself in the fetal position and read it to your newborn addressed from Netcees collectively. Something like "I don't know you and I'll never meet you but I love you" or something. We love your child man.

CHECK-IT-OUT!

Whatsup @Dragus! You sly yourself any noteworthy bottles of single malt over the holidays?

oh so this is baron? congrats BRUV

ps, you have too many aliases wtf

nothing noteworthy. i'm backlogged. in laws still got me some glenfiddich though.

i have to say i have actually enjoyed the jameson stout-barreled irish stuff.

Jameson my shit.

Yes

lmao they're like diff personalities and shit

each has its own

Diablo was my gun bar alias though it didn't end well

Congratulations on the new addition to the family.

Congrats @Diablo

And good luck lol