If I chose to be single for the rest of my life.. does that mean I can't have children?
 

Like, can men adopt kids on their own?

I reckon pushing a little Chinese baby round the park in a pram would get me some serious pussy. Can you imagine playing the single "dad" card and the ass you could bank off that?

Bumping into an 11/10 like, "Awww she's so cuteee"

Then I just look at them all deep and meaningful like, "yeah, her mum died, it's just us now"

Then get on the phone to a baby sitter while I get my nuts

single fulltime dad checking in.....

can confirm strong tool for securing pussy

not sure they just hand out chink babies to british snuff film directors all willy nilly tho :/

Yo you ever go to sit down to poop and sit on your Wang? Yikes.

Aren't you married with a pregnant wife?

also can confirm...its way easier getting pussy without having a kid.

but then again these hoes aint shit. literally the only thing they give a fuck about is aesthetics.

be good looking = get pussy
be ugly = all the tools in the world will still only have u smashing within ur aesthetic range....this includes women that are physically hotter but yet still within your aesthetic range due to irreparable emotional damage and severe self esteem/image issues.

You are pathetic. Your conclusions are fodder for imbecile dullards.

Ur bald ur wife's fat

Case and point

Wrong. No case. No point. Sloppy and unoriginal retort.

You are a poser masquerading as a wannabe uhoh diode hybrid. A sentiment in and of itself which is ironic and pathetic. I mean go back and look at your last 6 years "evolution". I mean sheesh man. Do I really have to spell it out for you? Just stop this charade already. For your daughters sake.

Tied into this fact do you not see also how I have helped you in these last 6 years?

You've helped me @veritas I always enjoy ya repertoire bro... Keep me updated with all the latest in veritas daily hustle bro, keep the site a lively place to visit and shit...

Bags is on point but women really dont give a shit about looks to the extent men do. Not even money related although thats the number 1 fuck out of your bracket factor, if you are funny/charismatic you can bag broads easy

You'll just have to do it old school and meet in real life. A funny tinder profile aint gonna outweigh hideousness

The reason chicks like single dads further exemplifies the point too. It makes you go up in there eyes cuz 1 your virile, 2 you are sticking around and taking care of the kid. This makes you look better in there eyes.

For men, at least myself i aint trying to fuck with all these single moms outside of a one nighter because they are inherently whores for having a kid lmao

Who cares what women want? They should be more concerned about what I want.

Fucking rep'd. I can't seem to get a convo going with 8+ women on Tinder, or even get a match (it's rare, and if it happens they rarely talk back so I go with the cuter average chicks with some traits I find dope instead). I did however date a really nice one for a year off of there but it's rare I get in touch with those for some reason, my text game is somewhat weak as well. Shit's tough when reality hits you there. But irl I've gotten in touch with some really nice chicks by being confident and just took it from there instead, and they've taken contact with me as well. Tinder tho? Nah, I don't fit rules 1 & 2 to do really well there, I do get matches by being selective but it's not as frequent as I'd like it to be.

Raves or parties with people doing drugs are the best though. People being high on whatever weird shit they got that night always thinking the best of people and how cute/amazing they are is awesome, it's a double edged sword though but yeah. That works too.

Edit: need to spread more rep to give some to you uh-oh, oh well. Anyways, dating nice chicks is all about being funny/entertaining and caring to keep their interest if you're not godlike looking. At least from my experience.

ITT: Objective realises he's ugly as fuck

yes u can bag girls w having a personality.....but if u were better looking u could bag better ones w no personality is the point.

tinder is a different world tho....its speed dating on crack....and women have access to hundreds of thirsty men that will treat them any way they please at the click of a button....I bag on tinder fine but I go under my aestethic grouping due to the way that tinder is set up. text game can be important but if they want u they want u////u could text them any ole bullshit if theyre really into u.....u may feel like ur personality or game helped u but in reality it just so happened that the chick was into u regardless.

also I have to level down because im strictly setting up tinder dates at my crib past 9pm under the guise that I cannot come out because poor ole single fulltime daddy has to stay home...but we could have a fun move nite! .......this is a hard sell....but ive never not fucked a bitch that agreed to come over. fuck going out on dates in public....I could most certainly get a babysitter for a couple hours to go on a date BUT WHAT THE FUCK I LOOK LIKE FEEDING THESE GARBAGE ASS BITCHES. fuck that that.

u never told me how to bag women at the gym

don't make me neg u today starfaggot

im having a relatively good day so far

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd triple POST

I didn't include money as being a factor to help u pick up women because this will not help u pick up women in a way that is satisfying......they will never actually LUST for u .....I mean being a toothless bald bearded horror story like uh oh I don't expect him to ever understand this but having a women truly LUST over you, for you....nothing better. yea u can get ur jimmy wet if u got sum loot but hoes aint gonna be loyal worth a fuck if ur ugly and they not really attracted to u either.

dead at anthony thinking that him and uhoh are an different levels of broads.

The delusions are strong here.

6 yrs of this ?

Really it has been 7 years almost 8.

Lol nah for real though I love women but I feels bad for em like...you try walking around having everyone staring at ya tits and trying to get in ya pants....fr fr umm y'all should respect felines as they say 'a woman's work is never done'

Shouldn't you stop?

I've never thought this deeply in to getting women tbh I just talk to them like I talk to anyone else...and I've done pretty well in the female department.

They really aren't all that mysterious.

Why?

bags, you don't know feelings until an asian hooker off of backpage, with a bald spot from a street fight throws up on your dick

but oh my bad, the girls you bang are INTO you, what a FEELING

HOMO

but nah in all seriousness i'm still, stupid-sexy uh-oh when i need to be. you can paint me as a monstrosity in your minds eye but its only because deep down you know im gorgeous and my beard is more glorious.

Uhoh why don't u settle down with a nice fat girl who can make u skyline chili

Lol wigga I'm nkt talking about FEELINGS I'm talking about whores wanting to rip ur fucking clothes off and fuck u raw 19hrs of the day and begging for ur cock like the meaning of life is about to shoot down their throat

Lol annihilated at real life Chun li from back page yaking on ur cak tho. Ur life is horrifying ahaha.

I miss whores

slayed me @ this one

lmao uhoh's love life sounds like a movie i'd be into

film that shit and googledrive it me bruh

Word. I'm right in the middle though, good enough to match with nice chicks but rarely get that first message. If my first message is cool and the chick got some humor I take it from there, if she's stuck up and can't spin off with something funny herself she's probably not worth spending time with anyways. Usually works.

I don't like chicks knowing where I live tbh because some of them are fucking nuts, not unless we plan on continue fucking/dating. I usually go for it at their place first. Feeding? Fucking hell, call me cheap all you want but I ain't paying anything for a chick the first time we meet up, I might buy a beer or a drink but their food and stuff? Fuck no. I've yet to meet a chick that doesn't want to pay for their own shit either though, that'd be interesting if she expected that. And usually when I do buy a chick a beer or something she subtly ends up paying some snack or a beer to me later on as well.

Last chick I went with we were just walking around talking shit and catching pokemons with that Pokemon GO app. Pretty dope stuff tbh. I'm not inherently on Tinder to just bag chicks tho, I like just meeting new people as well. Plus getting invited to shit, parties and whatnot with people I don't know leads to an interesting life as well. It's not like I have to have sex with them, friendship and hotter friends is nice for that long con pick and choose game too.

word up to meeting new people. it is very cool having access to women you wouldn't normally meet. also lol this one bitch was catching pokemon at my crib....apparently I live at a poke stop...or some shit?> idk wtf this means but she was hype about it.

an yea I used to do those elaborate special intros and funny first msgs but now I just say hey whats up.......if the bitch don't respond to that then I didn't want to talk to her anyways.

Wouldconky


Would only match with black or fat girls

lol @ elaborate intros. Yea, hey what's up is cool but not enough. Something like "hey what's up, do you enjoy sandwiches? If so hit me up."

lol TOOO MUCH


if u make me ask u again for how to pick up chicks in the gym tho I swear to Christ the negs will continue

mean while this faggots lip turned gangrene and has forced this mongrel into late stage dimentia

How is too much? It's short, intriguing and should elicit an automatic yes response. Who doesn't like sandwiches? That's easy money right there. I guarantee you'll get better vibes.

lol @ the negs. Someone needs to lift me to green Bc right now it's a struggle like Bags at 315. I'll respond to gym girls in a second.

eh I don't like it.

heres a jewel ill let u have

"whats your favorite cereal"

That's a good one too.