So today I found out...
 

I am going to have a son :D

Young wittison the second. Congrats

lmao will you train him in the dark arts of text battling?

i'd love to have my son beat yours in The Winter Topical 2035 finals

congrats man. if you want your child to defeat Lars' in a topical battle, I can be their coach. think about it

you aint never beat me tho

so how that gonna work?

I feel like Witty son more of a battle tho

He will resent Witty for being a fagit topicalist an sign into nbl where I will take him under my wing an teach him to hate his father.

Congrats



I'm 5hinking for his username something like


Bags son

Or

My dad's a fagit


Nahmean

fixed lmao


nah congrats man, best of luck and may your first child be a masculine child.

Congrats dude!

Thats awesome Witty

congrats bro

Congrats!!

these only work if both apply.

equal topicalist, better teacher.

...

forever ether. the god of this shit - dead till Easter
leather demeanor from my head to my wiener


goddamnit, gotta stop once I use "wiener"

^dem bars trash, cuz.


Pat will show you how to spit, and make it real easy to follow,
ya girl never spits, when it comes to pat, she only gon swallow.

lmao you're good and you're Myrmidon family

but ive beat 96% of peoples top ten all time lists

you somewhere like 57-69%

tbc

and my dicks bigger

Congrat Wit-tee

Hospital lady legit took a look and said 'oh that is DEFINITELY a boy'...I was so proud. Being proud of your unborn son's penis is an odd feeling.

LMAO

Loln picturing her saying that an Witty yelling FUCK YEA hahaha

LMAO SHE COULD PROB JUST TELL HE WAS DESTINED TO BE A FAGGOT TBC

Congrats bro

Sweet.

Battle for naming rights?

lil fox

Lol my brother joined RB yesterday night

U guys clefternal twins?

Wittison should legit be his name tho

lol this I know for sure isn't true.


but I respect your superior topical ledger

Congratulations my dude

Forreal it's one of the biggest life changes you'll experience so embrace it

Congrats Witty

Thanks bros, got the scan photos and on my life this lil thug is sticking his tongue out like 'fuck u niggas'...will post for proof if needed.

This baby's going to come out looking like

http://i.imgur.com/RP6QL7U.jpg

I'm proud of you, though, @Witty. Raise that boy as your own.

That baby ain't mine

He light skinned

I am of Spanish heritage and very distinct in relation to the rest of this small town which is pretty much all pure Irish white, so I'ma know if this boy ain't of my seed.

Lmao nah, that is all true but I 've had enough fucked up women in my life to know the real deal, and this girl, my friends, is the real deal.

Also, I have a story about how loyal I am, I'ma make a thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2JimtvdulM but look wat I can do

Btw if @Bags was the father of the child I think is my own...it's ok because he will still be an NCG.

Even tho he will be an evil ape torso having, pitiful sub-human life having, granny drape having piece of shit who can only bang a 7.5 because her self esteem is so bad she believes a sorry excuse for a human who is literally more disgusting to me than the little bit of shit I got on my finger by accident while wiping my ass (I cleaned that finger 25 times - OCD) and a worse human being than if Hitler had a son with Charles Manson and his God Father was Donald Trump is better than her abusive, extra in Lord of the Rings looking husband.

Lmaoooooooooo

I will raise him as my own

I expect nothing less.

But yo I am super annihilated and gotta be awake in 5 hours to do a first aid course where i have to learn to save people from dying, I'm gonna still e half drunk so should be fun. Pz netcees.

Fuckin' knew it from the very first post you made about this.

Some higher power is dooming all fathers into rap with girls, when I become a parent I will welcome my daughter to the world with open arms as well.