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Ghost1 02-23-2016 09:33 AM

aliens. lol. I wish an alien WOULD try fuck w me
 
So

I'm thinking about aliens just now

An I think yo.....wwhy everytime Some1 mention aliens or they're depicted in movies etc they're always ridiculously more advanced technologically then us? Stronger then us?

Absurd ass frail thinking

Coward shit

Humans are proven war mongers

I wish we would find sum aliens....safe bets on us annihilating them for no reason like yo fuck these weak ass creatures lol

An if they are more technologically advanced then us.....Then they are aware of us.....and they're shook....that's why they don't be here....cuz they kno better.....

Or

They arent....

An theyre fucking still going thru the alien stone age....in which case we pull up in a fucking rocket ship and kidnap Every1 of them in site for experimentation while the remaining witnesses think that alien jesus just took these lil fagits to the promised land

Fuckin aliens lol

Mankind shook on sum beta coward shjt

I'll punch an alien fagit head off

anime_boners 02-23-2016 09:46 AM

if i met a alien i would be its friend

we'd hang out and i'd show him all the cool human stuff like video games and kewl music tunes and substance abuse and shit

then he would in turn show me cool alien shit like kidnapping my enemies in his space ship and putting weird alien implants in them and transfiguring their matter into other shit.

eventually the govt would come after us and put him one nem big white tent thingies like E.T, but instead of just letting me go like it's all good in the real world they'd silence me and everyone who possibly came in contact with Cecil (that'd be the human name i give him). then eventually Cecil's alien peeps would learn of the injustice done on this planet to their brother and his human bff and they'd blow up the earth with plasma weapons...

or at least they'd try. but Chyeahhh would learn of the impending doom and take to the internet. he'd post the independence day speech on several conspiracy forums and inspire the world. everyone would still die though because he'd only have been able to recruit fellow out of shape, basement dwelling, neck bearded, conspiracy theory nutjobs who'd fail miserably at defending the earth.

Tic 02-23-2016 09:53 AM

Lol @Bags

I enjoyed reading your post. One of the first. Props.

I won't sucked into this discussion, yet....too early.

Certain 02-23-2016 10:06 AM

Did you see they are making a sequel to Independence Day?

Anyway, the depiction of aliens being more advanced than us is simple: They found us, and we couldn't find them.

2tripple0 02-23-2016 10:10 AM

Uhh when did we discover or be discovered by aliens? And why does it bother bags so much?

Ghost1 02-23-2016 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anime_boners (Post 568961)
if i met a alien i would be its friend

we'd hang out and i'd show him all the cool human stuff like video games and kewl music tunes and substance abuse and shit

then he would in turn show me cool alien shit like kidnapping my enemies in his space ship and putting weird alien implants in them and transfiguring their matter into other shit.

eventually the govt would come after us and put him one nem big white tent thingies like E.T, but instead of just letting me go like it's all good in the real world they'd silence me and everyone who possibly came in contact with Cecil (that'd be the human name i give him). then eventually Cecil's alien peeps would learn of the injustice done on this planet to their brother and his human bff and they'd blow up the earth with plasma weapons...

or at least they'd try. but Chyeahhh would learn of the impending doom and take to the internet. he'd post the independence day speech on several conspiracy forums and inspire the world. everyone would still die though because he'd only have been able to recruit fellow out of shape, basement dwelling, neck bearded, conspiracy theory nutjobs who'd fail miserably at defending the earth.


Lmaooo I missed u wen u were gone.

ill nik-A 02-23-2016 10:35 AM

Aliens

Ghost1 02-23-2016 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain (Post 568969)
Did you see they are making a sequel to Independence Day?

Anyway, the depiction of aliens being more advanced than us is simple: They found us, and we couldn't find them.

Yea I saw no fresh prince :/

An yea....just dumb to me like why not movies of us finding them

Geno 02-23-2016 10:41 AM

Lol. Ur dumb as they come. They are here. Why do you think we know what we know. You realize theyve stopped nuclear wars at least twice by showing up ..they have some sort of reservations here. They refuse to lst us destroy ourselves. Plus the fact that one alien rCe we know of is so close to lookjng as we do that they probaly are allover and thats another reason is there protectinb themselves. Not just us.

Your. Naive if you think aliens dont exist

Geno 02-23-2016 10:44 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N3y0goXPZw


Watchbthe video man. Thulis is the canadian misiter of defense

anime_boners 02-23-2016 10:46 AM

did you just call another person dumb


then say aliens have stopped two nuclear wars?

Geno 02-23-2016 10:59 AM

Thats what i said. At least ttwo nuclear launches. Yes

Ghost1 02-23-2016 11:02 AM

Lol this thread already taking promising direction

Geno 02-23-2016 11:06 AM

Its not promising to me. Good thread.. but. Ive been hip for real.. yall need to watch some of the shig ive watched. This canadian aint the only one talking. Just aint nobody listening. Theres tons of great documentaries on hulu with credible sources speakibg on this.you should dig a little and get hip to the truth. Your really behind

anime_boners 02-23-2016 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Genocide (Post 568984)
Thats what i said. At least ttwo nuclear launches. Yes

http://theamericangenius.com/wp-cont...out-button.jpg

Geno 02-23-2016 11:09 AM

I really enjoyed the name cecil. Thats a dope E.T name.

Ghost1 02-23-2016 11:11 AM

Tell us moar. Plz......go on

Tic 02-23-2016 11:11 AM

There are movies like that @Bags

Avatar
Prometheus

I'm sure there are more. The whole idea of there being life outside Earth is intriguing.

anime_boners 02-23-2016 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Genocide (Post 568990)
I really enjoyed the name cecil. Thats a dope E.T name.

this lil guy's name is also Cecil

http://packetpushers.net/wp-content/...em-log-out.png

he represents a particular online function.

a function you may want to take a swing at.

Geno 02-23-2016 11:14 AM

If you dig it..
They will come

Ghost1 02-23-2016 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tic (Post 568992)
There are movies like that @Bags

Avatar
Prometheus

I'm sure there are more. The whole idea of there being life outside Earth is intriguing.

Avatar....good example! Especially since we're stronger then them in that one

I kno of prometheus never watched tho


An I agree it is very interesting

Geno 02-23-2016 11:18 AM

Lol@boners
I know its hard to accept..
Do you think the guy in my video should log out to? Canadian minister of defense shod hold a lil more credibility than i do. The truth is.. i didnt maKe this shig up. I learned it from others the same way im trying to teach you. Why would people of this stature all the sudden be talking about something as radical as aliens existing and working with the us military if its just b.s.??? Eapesxially in a room full of his peers like the one in the video?

Ghost1 02-23-2016 11:23 AM

Lmao geno please

Canada should log the fuck out

Geno 02-23-2016 11:26 AM

What about the americans that hold the sMe status. Saw one recently where one of the secret service ageents who flew jfk to see the alien at roswell attmitted to the flight and flying with him to see it. He says the ufo didnt crash.. we actually shot it out of the sky. That should hype u up. Roswell wasnt a crash.. it was our military shooting a ufo down

There was three or dour other agents along with them. According to this guy. Not sure where they are in life now

ill nik-A 02-23-2016 11:33 AM

Illuminati is alien based

Geno 02-23-2016 11:35 AM

actually if u watch the video. He talks about the buiderbergers and many others actually have a shadow govnt within our govnt and shit. And that basically the nwo is well underway.

King 02-23-2016 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide (Post 568980)
Lol. Ur dumb as they come. They are here. Why do you think we know what we know. You realize theyve stopped nuclear wars at least twice by showing up ..they have some sort of reservations here. They refuse to lst us destroy ourselves. Plus the fact that one alien rCe we know of is so close to lookjng as we do that they probaly are allover and thats another reason is there protectinb themselves. Not just us.

Your. Naive if you think aliens dont exist

ur insane.

just the fact that you could be convinced that it's a fact that there's an alien race that looks like humans is enough to throw out that whole theory.

do u have any idea what the odds are of another species, across the fucking galaxy, evolving to look like us? that may be that absolute dumbest fucking thing i've ever heard regarding aliens. chimps are 98.5% the same as humans, and could never be confused for human. how in the absolute fuck could an alien species from another work coincidentally evolve to look us? lol

theres probably not enough characters allowed in a single post to write down the odds of that. its gotta be something like a 1 in a 1followedbyabillionzeros chance.

its probably more likely that future humans discovered time travel and traveled back under the guise of being alien, than it is that an alien race evolved to look like humans.

as for "why do you think we know what we know", advances in technology leads to further advances in technology. very simple concept, very much documented.


that being said, of course alien life exists. we just haven't found each other yet.

Allen Knight 02-23-2016 11:39 AM

i thought this said allen lol,
i was about to come to ur job & cut ur head off w/ a frozen charleston chew & feed it to ur slut boss.

Geno 02-23-2016 11:40 AM

Well sir..
Since you guys have all the answers and have dismissed all of my research and findings, i will move on. Gluck in here

King 02-23-2016 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide (Post 569013)
Well sir..
Since you guys have all the answers and have dismissed all of my research and findings, i will move on. Gluck in here

= fuck i have nothing to say to that.

Ghost1 02-23-2016 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allen Knight (Post 569011)
i thought this said allen lol,
i was about to come to ur job & cut ur head off w/ a frozen charleston chew & feed it to ur slut boss.

Lmaooo this shit had me lolin at the thought of u seeing thread an thinking.....this fagit bags wanna war!?!?

Dead dead




Also tripe dead at all kf genos "research an findings" dlmsmslcmnxnsmsl

2tripple0 02-23-2016 11:58 AM

Yeah ugh well researched Geno u got ya fucking head on ya shoulders I'm a keep a watch for alien shit and pulling weight on et shit man lol can't wait

anime_boners 02-23-2016 12:28 PM

2triple0 posts read like an alien wrote them

can i call you Cecil?

Tic 02-23-2016 12:31 PM

Only way they would look like us is if we are the Aliens. Wouldn't be too far fetched for a civilization 100,000 years ahead of us technologically, to be able to sequence DNA and 'breed' a species. Not saying it happened, but it could be in the realm of possibility.

What I will say, is those of you thinking there isn't some form of life out there (whether it be intelligent or not) are silly. That's all.

Lol @ Allen.

2tripple0 02-23-2016 12:38 PM

@anime_boners Does it well so they keep coming hate to see empty spaces on netcees for people to post on

still brave like Indiana, Jesus Christ I hope I opened the right one because the beat skipped between sessions I apologize anyways I'm no longer a secret yes I'm definitely an alien u got me friend I'm an alien in new York like sting singing for the police aliiienlife exists

Yeah I'm going all geno with it

Urban Dialect 02-23-2016 12:56 PM

scripture agrees with Geno.. Alien/Angel are real, where do you think the Gaints and Dinosause came from.

Here is a fragment from the Dead sea Scrolls from the book of Giants Translated for you.

Book of Giants -- Reconstructed Texts

A summary statement of the descent of the wicked angels, bringing both knowledge and havoc. Compare Genesis 6:1-2, 4.

1Q23 Frag. 9 + 14 + 15 2[ . . . ] they knew the secrets of [ . . . ] 3[ . . . si]n was great in the earth [ . . . ] 4[ . . . ] and they killed manY [ . . ] 5[ . . . they begat] giants [ . . . ]

The angels exploit the fruifulness of the earth.

4Q531 Frag. 3 2[ . . . everything that the] earth produced [ . . . ] [ . . . ] the great fish [ . . . ] 14[ . . . ] the sky with all that grew [ . . . ] 15[ . . . fruit of] the earth and all kinds of grain and al1 the trees [ . . . ] 16[ . . . ] beasts and reptiles . . . [al]l creeping things of the earth and they observed all [ . . . ] |8[ . . . eve]ry harsh deed and [ . . . ] utterance [ . . . ] l9[ . . . ] male and female, and among humans [ . . . ]

The two hundred angels choose animals on which to perform unnatural acts, including, presumably, humans.

1Q23 Frag. 1 + 6 [ . . . two hundred] 2donkeys, two hundred asses, two hundred . . . rams of the] 3flock, two hundred goats, two hundred [ . . . beast of the] 4field from every animal, from every [bird . . . ] 5[ . . . ] for miscegenation [ . . . ]

The outcome of the demonic corruption was violence, perversion, and a brood of monstrous beings. Compare Genesis 6:4.

4Q531 Frag. 2 [ . . . ] they defiled [ . . . ] 2[ . . . they begot] giants and monsters [ . . . ] 3[ . . . ] they begot, and, behold, all [the earth was corrupted . . . ] 4[ . . . ] with its blood and by the hand of [ . . . ] 5[giant's] which did not suffice for them and [ . . . ] 6[ . . . ] and they were seeking to devour many [ . . . ] 7[ . . . ] 8[ . . . ] the monsters attacked it.

4Q532 Col. 2 Frags. 1 - 6 2[ . . . ] flesh [ . . . ] 3al[l . . . ] monsters [ . . . ] will be [ . . . ] 4[ . . . ] they would arise [ . . . ] lacking in true knowledge [ . . . ] because [ . . . ] 5[ . . . ] the earth [grew corrupt . . . ] mighty [ . . . ] 6[ . . . ] they were considering [ . . . ] 7[ . . . ] from the angels upon [ . . . ] 8[ . . . ] in the end it will perish and die [ . . . ] 9[ . . . ] they caused great corruption in the [earth . . . ] [ . . . this did not] suffice to [ . . . ] "they will be [ . . . ]

The giants begin to be troubled by a series of dreams and visions. Mahway, the titan son of the angel Barakel, reports the first of these dreams to his fellow giants. He sees a tablet being immersed in water. When it emerges, all but three names have been washed away. The dream evidently symbolizes the destruction of all but Noah and his sons by the Flood.

2Q26 [ . . . ] they drenched the tablet in the wa[ter . . . ] 2[ . . . ] the waters went up over the [tablet . . . ] 3[ . . . ] they lifted out the tablet from the water of [ . . . ]

The giant goes to the others and they discuss the dream.

4Q530 Frag.7 [ . . . this vision] is for cursing and sorrow. I am the one who confessed 2[ . . . ] the whole group of the castaways that I shall go to [ . . . ] 3[ . . . the spirits of the sl]ain complaining about their killers and crying out 4[ . . . ] that we shall die together and be made an end of [ . . . ] much and I will be sleeping, and bread 6[ . . . ] for my dwelling; the vision and also [ . . . ] entered into the gathering of the giants 8[ . . . ]

6Q8 [ . . . ] Ohya and he said to Mahway [ . . . ] 2[ . . . ] without trembling. Who showed you all this vision, [my] brother? 3[ . . . ] Barakel, my father, was with me. 4[ . . . ] Before Mahway had finished telling what [he had seen . . . ] 5[ . . . said] to him, Now I have heard wonders! If a barren woman gives birth [ . . . ]

4Q530 Frag. 4 3[There]upon Ohya said to Ha[hya . . . ] 4[ . . . to be destroyed] from upon the earth and [ . . . ] 5[ . . . the ea]rth. When 6[ . . . ] they wept before [the giants . . . ]

4Q530 Frag. 7 3[ . . . ] your strength [ . . . ] 4[ . . . ] 5Thereupon Ohya [said] to Hahya [ . . . ] Then he answered, It is not for 6us, but for Azaiel, for he did [ . . . the children of] angels 7are the giants, and they would not let all their poved ones] be neglected [. . . we have] not been cast down; you have strength [ . . . ]

The giants realize the futility of fighting against the forces of heaven. The first speaker may be Gilgamesh.

4Q531 Frag. 1 3[ . . . I am a] giant, and by the mighty strength of my arm and my own great strength 4[ . . . any]one mortal, and I have made war against them; but I am not [ . . . ] able to stand against them, for my opponents 6[ . . . ] reside in [Heav]en, and they dwell in the holy places. And not 7[ . . . they] are stronger than I. 8[ . . . ] of the wild beast has come, and the wild man they call [me].

9[ . . . ] Then Ohya said to him, I have been forced to have a dream [ . . . ] the sleep of my eyes [vanished], to let me see a vision. Now I know that on [ . . . ] 11-12[ . . . ] Gilgamesh [ . . . ]

Ohya's dream vision is of a tree that is uprooted except for three of its roots; the vision's import is the same as that of the first dream.

6Q8 Frag. 2 1three of its roots [ . . . ] [while] I was [watching,] there came [ . . . they moved the roots into] 3this garden, all of them, and not [ . . . ]

Ohya tries to avoid the implications of the visions. Above he stated that it referred only to the demon Azazel; here he suggests that the destruction isfor the earthly rulers alone.

4Q530 Col. 2 1concerns the death of our souls [ . . . ] and all his comrades, [and Oh]ya told them what Gilgamesh said to him 2[ . . . ] and it was said [ . . . ] "concerning [ . . . ] the leader has cursed the potentates" 3and the giants were glad at his words. Then he turned and left [ . . . ]

More dreams afflict the giants. The details of this vision are obscure, but it bodes ill for the giants. The dreamers speak first to the monsters, then to the giants.

Thereupon two of them had dreams 4and the sleep of their eye, fled from them, and they arose and came to [ . . . and told] their dreams, and said in the assembly of [their comrades] the monsters 6[ . . . In] my dream I was watching this very night 7[and there was a garden . . . ] gardeners and they were watering 8[ . . . two hundred trees and] large shoots came out of their root 9[ . . . ] all the water, and the fire burned all 10[the garden . . . ] They found the giants to tell them 11[the dream . . . ]

Someone suggests that Enoch be found to interpret the vision.

[ . . . to Enoch] the noted scribe, and he will interpret for us 12the dream. Thereupon his fellow Ohya declared and said to the giants, 13I too had a dream this night, O giants, and, behold, the Ruler of Heaven came down to earth 14[ . . . ] and such is the end of the dream. [Thereupon] all th e giants [and monsters! grew afraid 15and called Mahway. He came to them and the giants pleaded with him and sent him to Enoch 16[the noted scribe]. They said to him, Go [ . . . ] to you that 17[ . . . ] you have heard his voice. And he said to him, He wil1 [ . . . and] interpret the dreams [ . . . ] Col. 3 3[ . . . ] how long the giants have to live. [ . . . ]

After a cosmic journey Mahway comes to Enoch and makes his request.

[ . . . he mounted up in the air] 41ike strong winds, and flew with his hands like ea[gles . . . he left behind] 5the inhabited world and passed over Desolation, the great desert [ . . . ] 6and Enoch saw him and hailed him, and Mahway said to him [ . . . ] 7hither and thither a second time to Mahway [ . . . The giants awaig 8your words, and all the monsters of the earth. If [ . . . ] has been carried [ . . . ] 9from the days of [ . . . ] their [ . . . ] and they will be added [ . . . ] 10[ . . . ] we would know from you their meaning [ . . . ] 11[ . . . two hundred tr]ees that from heaven [came down . . . ]

Enoch sends back a tablet with its grim message of judgment, but with hope for repentance.

4Q530 Frag. 2 The scribe [Enoch . . . ] 2[ . . . ] 3a copy of the second tablet that [Epoch] se[nt . . . ] 4in the very handwriting of Enoch the noted scribe [ . . . In the name of God the great] 5and holy one, to Shemihaza and all [his companions . . . ] 61et it be known to you that not [ . . . ] 7and the things you have done, and that your wives [ . . . ] 8they and their sons and the wives of [their sons . . . ] 9by your licentiousness on the earth, and there has been upon you [ . . . and the land is crying out] 10and complaining about you and the deeds of your children [ . . . ] 11the harm that you have done to it. [ . . . ] 12until Raphael arrives, behold, destruction [is coming, a great flood, and it will destroy all living things] 13and whatever is in the deserts and the seas. And the meaning of the matter [ . . . ] 14upon you for evil. But now, loosen the bonds bi[nding you to evil . . . ] l5and pray.

A fragment apparently detailing a vision that Enoch saw.

4Q531 Frag. 7 3[ . . . great fear] seized me and I fell on my face; I heard his voice [ . . . ] 4[ . . . ] he dwelt among human beings but he did not learn from them [ . . . ]

Geno 02-23-2016 01:01 PM

MY CLOSE ENCOUNTER!
 
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Bros, I Took a Picture When i Had A Close Encounter.
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE ME!?!?!

2tripple0 02-23-2016 01:14 PM

Lol i believe every bit of that lol keep them close encounters lmao rofl sounds like a Craiglist ad so prophetic

El Muffin 02-23-2016 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide (Post 569046)
Bros, I Took a Picture When i Had A Close Encounter.
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE ME!?!?!

@Bags

Ghost1 02-23-2016 02:28 PM

Geno this is not the way to get ur license back. For shame.


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