If i died this instant
 

The only two pics on my phone are of my butthole

No homo?

An u look like igor

Coroner just assume u died kf old age

Hideous fagot

Uh oh too lazy to even feud properly. It's why his life is legit pointless.

I'm fixing to make him relevant by recording quadruple times to his beats on my cell phone some more.

That would be the equivalent of him dying inside a butthole

Bags the coroner was ur mom

Boom roasted

Veritas whats it like being a BOOB

boom roasted

NEXT

Remember when your whole gimmick was to relish in being the ultimate dirt person and then my boy Swolavito beat you in the 1st annual dirt person olympiad?

So now your gimmick is just a guy who has given up.

It reeks of stale Senecas, gibgivitis, and shame.

Remember when you said jesus stuff and we were like lol ur dumb bruh

Uhohdagod

Real james no gimmicks.

Now try being funny!

Admit your life is a failure and my new tag partner brolavito gon merk you Slimey Jim.

Admit you admire me and stole your looks from me and i wont tag MY TAG PARTNER IN

My whole gimmick is I only tell the truth. So I cant.

VERITAS AND BAGS NEW MEGA POWERS TAG TEAM

THE "COLA-VBROS" .

yo but V did steal his look from uh oh

I am older than him. He stole it from me. My beard is just better than his.

I am a smarter stronger more handsome and successful example of that look.

I could be a beard model. Or a ceo. He looks like he plans to pay rent this month with the change in his chaw spit Styrofoam cup.

Foh.

lol @ ceo

gonna get your mba online too?

Hey I gotta be careful talking to you bc you are the kinda irl faggot who says lame things to people and only laughs at himself bc he is a follower and then gets mad when people do the same to him and bans them. Coughs.

speaking of irl you know they have universities irl yes?

Oh really?

yes. just admit you're not really that accomplished or intelligent.

you're average though, fair?

Waaaaait a minute. If I am merely average, then how below average would that make you? Perhaps we shouldn't consider this?

I'm well above you

That is literally impossible and no one believes you.

What defines success, James?

Next step, explain how you best me in any of those ways. Be honest with yourself.

Well Seth,

For me it is never wasting my time doing things I don't want to do.

So with that said, I don't feel the need to have to consistently try and prove myself to you in the way you feel the need to prove yourself to me.

Fair?

But you're the one always making claims

I call you a fat wife baldy or something stupid and you get mad and always try to default to how you're better than I

Go find me a time I've brought that discussion to the table

You have never and I honestly mean never made me mad, Seth. You are too stupid and worthless to elicit that.

You on the other hand banned me from anger.

Even now you keep posting and failing. Let it go. Grow up. Man up. Then try again.

Yiu got my number feel free to text.

word

keep making less than 50k a year with your fake degree in a mental health clinic in the shittiest and dirtiest state in the US

it's doing great things for you and fat wife

you'll get that extension on the double wide in no time

lol

Ok now I'm mad!

inbreeding brings out the worst in alabama folk

just breath and think of greener pastures

trust me i bought a book on clx loosely based on your curriculum i know what i'm doing

I love that were such good friends now!

yo but if you really want that mba just skype me

20 hr course only $2,000

love ya

2000 would be like 3 months pay. And this bass boat ain't gonna pay for itself. AnD code yates taxidermy of that sweet mountain lion ain't gonna just happen either. Sometimes I cut my testicles a little.

Seth stfu

Muff you're a blue collar slave don't come at me farmhand Pharrell