Neil degrasse tyson diss - flatline (by bob....LMFAO)
 

Because the astrophysicist disputed B.O.Bs claims to the earth being flat.

This is real life bros



See next post for link

this isn't the song its a dumb fuck talking about the song

also this dude accuses Neil deGrasse Tyson of being a "global warming propagandist" (not a thing because climate change is real)

also he talks with a tone like being a rapper, smoking weed, or doing sex work means you're thoughts are automatically invalid. (granted in this case Tila Teuqile/BoB ARE idiots, but being rappers/porn stars aren't related even loosely)



anyway here's the song (it's awful [and not just because it's about the earth being flat])

https://soundcloud.com/bobatl/bob-fl...eat-neil-tyson

Word I just grabbed a random youtube link

Good look

Lmao B.O.B is an idiot.

This shit baffling tho lol.

Just thinking the world is flat alone is bad enuff

But then U write a diss track against an astrophysicist?

Lol this dude in full breakdown




Neil should come back w response track...11min long....only lyrics...BOB U LET OUR SECRET OUT WE COMING FOR U WE COMING FOR U BOB U LET OUR SECRET OUT WE COMING FOR U WE COMING FOR U

LOOOOL


not even release it either. he should just DM it to him.

Lmao this man's brain would implode.

Neil deGrasse Tyson responded with the help of some rapper he knows: https://soundcloud.com/drtyson/flat-to-fact

That shit is hard tho lol

But yea bob is legit insane.

Negged

Not you. But whoever made that cornyness

Lmao word that shit was awful. This whole shit so absurd lol.

This was more what i was looking for when i said shit that bangs btw guys. The beat is banging with dope sub basses and the rapper is coherent and dope. The subject matter is all incorrect lol but word.

Fuck u go download lil Johns greatest hits

Yea except that falls into the incoherent column DUMBASS

WAY TO KEEP UP OLFLATEARTHHEADASS

I'd rather listen to one of the Ying Yang Twins' solo self-produced mixtapes than B.o.B.'s greatest hits.

Lmao

But yo

To anyone who knows about these flat earth dummies, what is there explanation for crossing oceans? Like going west and hitting china. And if you go west across asia, and europe and west across the atlantic and your back in north america. Do they explain why that works if the earth is flat?

I had a similair idea for a book, i want to write fantasy but i want it to be like with a modern person in it, i just needed a DEVICE to get there, and it was along the lines of like if you go to the north pole, and keep going north(pretend the earth is a giant cylinder instead of a sphere and our north pole is like in the middle of it) basically if you travel far enough north the snows recede and you are in another worlds south pole. I thought that would be a weird way to put my character self into a land of thuggery. Is it possible @b.o.b. ?

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky eventually fall off the earth because it's flat?

Gone at land of thuggery lololol

I lold at the DJ Khaled line tbh

Tyson kid is funny but this track was corny

Neil Degrasse Da Gawd is winning this twitter feud handily tho

B.O.B is right


you guys are just defending the people that lied to you your entire lives

But u are b.o.b. ? Surely u cannot objectively comment

I'm clearly not bob. bob records in a studio. I record on a bedroom floor next to an empty bag of fritos.


I can certainly comment.


Let's stay on course though...


The world is flat, and you all call him crazy 'cause you believe what you're told.

I can't wait for the rebuttal.

Phil is a flat earther. Not even surpised. Strong.

I may be a hollow-earther...i am undecided.

Seadad is a better rapper than B.o.B. I'm 100 percent serious.

seadad are you legit a flat earther??


weren't you at fucking sea??? like in a submarine??? like.. if the earth is flat would your sub not have fallen off the fucking edge?

Not to mention that incoming ships appear to rise from the sea, instead of just appearing along the horizon. Plus, if you place two sticks in two locations, they will produce different shadows at different times, wouldn't happen with a flat earth...plus every single other planet is round...plus, many other reasons nobody with a brain has doubted for millenia.

like how would we even have oceans??? the water would just drip off the side lmao

More like Lakedad.

Lold. Rep.

I actually googled this last night high as shitballs

Apparently they believe the whole world is surrounded by ice. The north pole is the center of the world, and antarctica is a giant circle of ice that holds the oceans in. The sun basically goes in a circle around the northpole with the equator being its track

So you can fly west but really you are flying like nw in a circular motion to get to places.

They dont know whats on the other side of the ice btw

I didnt make any of this up. Flat earthers did.

I think it was NDT who said this, but did you know if you shrunk the earth down to the size of a cue ball, it would be smoother than a cue ball?

I want to see an earth sized cue ball.

Lol lol uh oh been boarding in the stratosphere lately.

Have some rep....it's been a while.

My studies are leading me to believe that heliocentrism is a myth.

Your studies involve a Klingon translation of the Bible, a samurai sword, a starting water color paint kit and two slabs of roadkill with a crucifix drawn on them in silly string

Present your findings













I have more faith in Gamble coming back than Jesus

I see what you did there Sharp. You shouldn't Gamble with your eternity.