ITT: WE DISCUSS MACGYVER MOMENTS
 

So my belt broke this morning. Had to use ma shoe laces yo

Shit was weak sauce cuz then my shoes wouldn't stay on
So I grabbed some painters tape and wrapped my shoes to my pants lol.

How bout you folk.

Jesus

And an rca tv from the 90s?

Thought you sold drugs

I once used a scarf as a belt.

And another time my friend had just got a motorbike and i wanted to go on the back but I didn't have a helmet so I used my little brother's stormtrooper helmet.

Holy fuck bro

THERES NO MONEY IN WEED BRO

@Hush it was a ruff day lol

I can honestly say with the apple bottom of my heart fuck you

Did u say that with the bottom of your heart

Or the bottom of your lip?

Cold blooooded

That one was fire but Ima take us-27 to your crib and kill you

I wish u would

And it's US-1, retard

U dumb af why would I take us-1 to fuckin Kendall

U dumb af saying he lives in Kendall

U pines ass lil nerd ass nigga

I don't live in pines pussy I just toss the ol pig skin over there and he does live in homestead

So how is Kendall and homestead related?

Moron

Lol I wish a nigga would

Are y'all like homosexual povorous bungmates or summin?

Real recognize real

And u looking real unfamiliar pussy nigga

Lmao shut up nigga u look like Reggie watts

Muff u softer than foreskin stfu

Reggie watts I'm done

Pussy lips is done

The lipless wonder and the semen sight teamed up

It's like 2 retards painting with the same crayon

Shut up you look like baby grinch

Your mouth looks like the Grand Canyon

u look like farooq w/ a jew fro

shut the fuck up

wait , what?


LMAOOOOOOOOOO


nigga u gay. u look like a chubby andre miller

I had to macgyver lots of shit in the Navy

Topside we had some plastic thread savers that broke in an awkward way.


so i had to create new grooves in the thread saver in order to unscrew them out

You look like life giving up

ay im not the one taping my k swiss to my jncos fuckboy

tell me how im softer than foreskin w/ a straight face

Well if we are talking about who got a dick closer to there face

That would be you...you did cum in your eye. Sooooo

Unforgivable

lmao whatever makes u sleep better at night

I totally ejaculated into my own eyeball

keep reaching homo. I get pussy. u over here having visuals about a 13yr old jizzing in his own eyeball. go tape ur headband to ur jewfro n go write a fucking haiku or something. anything but this.

I liked that episode where he made bunch of things out of bunch of things he found.

Seriously though, that show was bomb as shit. We should discuss it.

Never seen it.