5 Single Male Survival Tips
 

1. Make spaghetti, it can feed you for up to a week (1 week per box of noodles)

2. Use only one plate, bowl, fork, spoon, or knife for all your meals. You'll avoid having a sink full of dirty dishes

3. Fuck water. Get Lite Beer. It will not only stave hunger during a stint of a near starvation, you'll also get an adequate amount of hydration from it (short term).


4. Pick 2 pairs of pants, 5 sets of boxers, and 3 shirts you like. Rotate those through out the week. Wash them ONLY when they start to smell. It'll only be one load, and you won't be paying a huge water bill.


5. Never turn down an offer of money, food, drinks, sex, or favors. Fuck pride, you're a single male trying to survive. Proud people starve to death and get NO pussy.

A+ thread Phil. That's real shit.

U forgot the ramen burritos

Ramen, peanut butter, chicken breast, and sriracha can make a broke man's pad Thai

But, be more like me when you finally decide to settle down, find a white girl who's parents are loaded and will die eventually

Good job

if there was a like button, i'd click it.




get this rep though

3 - beer actually dehydrates.

B-

Maybe wen I was 19?

Grow up loser.

I have to agree with bags.

This is not fallout yet. If you are living like this past the age of 25 you are a loser.

I def made a parenthetical statement which read "short term," though


B+?

What other age group is just starting to branch out besides those under the age of 30 though?

How old are you?

This thread should be 5 Broke Single Male Survival Tips

(sigh)

in dog years i'm 210 years old

if that's how you wanna see it, it could work. but you can't save money by spending all of it.

So are you 30 and living like this?

Don't answer. I know. Point is: you are so much better than that. You have real talent.....but you are a depressive alcoholic. You are like pancake brah...but with talent.

nope.


i'm dog sitting at my boss' house, and the dude has like NOTHING here, no tv, no microwave, can't find his thermostat. i reverted back to making spaghetti, so i can heat the pot back up on the stove


then BAM!

i thought "maybe there are some folks that are brand new to independence, let me share what i've learned"

made a thread

and here we are

i am an alcoholic though. no doubt.


don't compare me to pancake. he's a mega-faggot

Agreed. But yall are similar in your substance induced mood disorders.

No hate phil. I want the world to hear you.

not my place to be heard.


what's a substance induced mood disorder?


my mood fluctuated before i began drinking. i don't get HAMMERED every night, but i drink every day. you think that's causing a disorder or amplifying an existing one?

holler

those aren't my intentions tho lmao. I didn't get w/ her because her parents are loaded .

my girls fam sells wheat directly to anhauser busch or w,e

Yes.

Niggas like you kill me. "Her fam sells wheat to anheur Busch" niggga shut that up. So do several other local farms nigga you think they got a lock on the wheat market? Her family is middle class and that's it.

And this thread is for broke people. I have 40 pair of underwear and I always change my underwear after I take a dump. Wet wipes on deck too.

^it's not trolling if it is a delusion, kids.

Lmfao

Repped

your reps are returned with reps.

Negged.

negging me was a bad decision. I will show you how we do this.

It's a talent to make below average rap songs that get 12 listens on soundcloud and brag about being broke at 30 online?

Noted.

Apparently I've negged you too much I have to spread some around first.

U sound mad.

I guarantee they make more in 4 months than u do in a year

Lol @ u thinking they operate one plot of land

Besides..that's not the point. I m not involved so who cares. Her parents are loaded though.

My parents make more than her parents substantially so but you'll never hear my girl talking about my parents money or she get left quick.

I doubt they make more than me TBH. Maybe as a company but each individual salary is light.

Point is don't bring up what your girl's parents have if you aren't contributing to your own wealth substantially.

If you get my work ethic then one day your girl can brag about you.

Lmaaaoooooooo @ my parents make more than her parents


I'm dying

Lol.

I hear you on the contribute to ur own wealth thing tho

All I did was chime in on the find a white girl comment

Muff don't converse with fagot booger like he's an actual person in real life.

U know how gullible I am.

Aero's the brobro tho tbh

He (and u) are allowed to call me on bs

Amongst others

You will never, and I mean never, escape being so typical. For the record Badweather does have talent. Yes. You, do not. You are a below average average joe. Who thinks that just because all of his heroes committed suicide that it makes him deep.

Good day, sir.

LMAO why u always at cakes neck

He never responds nor indulges in boarding fisticuffs anymore

That barb @ Phil was uncalled for tho lol