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NC 1-2 Punch Barfest Event: Onslaught 3
Onslaught 3 - 10 bar max - must be signed in to participate - will begin and end abruptly 1st Place: Accomplishment, +10 wins, all losses erased 2nd Place: +8 wins, all losses erased 3rd Place: +6 wins, all losses erased 4th Place: +4 wins 5th Place: +2 wins |
Now open. Good luck.
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Neigh w/ women? Nah. Girls never felt dude.
Only bitches to ride wave are rocking a wet suit. |
hard to get up the nerve to compete, lately I've been beat so often
wait, meth is involved, so he can't vote? I might just have a shot then |
science is in session. its physics when ya girl gets naked probly
wifes tits & ass such flatland, ya need Carl Sagan lectures to help navigate her body |
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Give Desecrate full of ammo before I light him up & burn his remains in one |
man the stuff u spit is trash, u'd be better off to rehearse, kid
u got filtr right in ur name, & still can't get the shit out ur verses @inf |
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the way WC fields these blows, I'll leave his nose swole up like THAT dude's |
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If they say Infi misfire, it's cause she's known as a bad bitch that'll get you burned |
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This faggot only grew up in a glass house 'cause both his parents were addicted to crank |
Ya moms a dumb thot - i shoulda said 'stop' & had her suck cock
Cuz u were the worst New Wave birthed in the 80's since British Punk Rock |
watch ur six Neigh, when i rip see this bitch slayed
i'ma burn me a .Wav so much i can make myself a mixtape. |
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Draw on me? You must be high, Res; these shots'll show you the definition of pain |
ur gunshots muzzled.. get robbed for ya paycheck it's a backward hustle
cuz when I put 2 across you there'll be one down, that's a crossword puzzle |
fuck that geriatric prick Des, u gettin coldcocked holmes
he aint packin, when the 9 strikes that just means lights out at the old folks home |
The iron chef fa certain. Bob flay w/ a nickel plate, BOOM! Curtains
Fill ya face, when I bring the silver trey to ya door... like room service |
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It was a Backfire, that could've aided in a Jimmy Neutron escape. |
& Res,
Ur times up! Tried to give us a sick brawl verse, kid we're bound to hurl Now ya just a wood be idol...that could decorate tiki bars 'round the world |
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once my tool sprays it'll turn ya new fade into a toupee; in half the time it takes u to bat ur eyes; I'll put a Smith over MIC quicker than Cool J's tat design. |
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ur toast when u see the trey rise n shine.. that's what u call breakfast in bed. |
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Ironic u mentioned "Tiki bar" when ya last line could be spotted in the Surf section. #jERSEY |
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that bar was a possible line of the week.... when u 1st started textin |
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we throwin hands homie, when u get into a scuffle u act little as shit c'mon maaann even ur name suggests if u get in the middle u'll KWIT |
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& it's funny u payed attention to how Unfuk was typed & it's strange; But using ya formula I can see u peeking behind the M I C In ya name!!! (- -) |
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Shiiit, ur mouthy.. Jawjack you n' leave u mousey as hell See I feel at Holm here, u'll feel like rousey after the bell |
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But if that works.. then Once I put 1 in ya DOLM I'll ship u to a Church in Norway. |
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shit i'll go 0 to 100 for ur death quicker than the victims in paris |
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I got some tragic shit to say. ya girl got the clit of the century; Plane n simple!, I beat the pussy & her Pearl harbors no Ill will against me :-) |
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closest u been to a 'most wanted list' is what u gave ya moms for christmas |
@Destroyer
Ur a fan. praising me as ur fave.. u holdin' my dick in ur palm this catalyst me as his top 10 while attachin to my ends like a chemical bond |
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my punches must've left u hurt n stunned n sent u n ur concepts back to 1941 |
@Infiltration
He cant handle real beer, so drinks alco pops to cope with stress N after facing Real Bars he'll be swaying worse then des after he lost to meth |
Girls never stay w/ u, face it u ain't got a chance or a hope kid
Fact is you get used more than the played des/sway concept u just posted |
@Lotto Smirk
After the breast cancer and masectamy your mrs been looking rough I tried to flatter her, but she looks like shes been flattened enough After that bar we wont be bros no more... but fuck gloom Better to have loved and lost...an im betting youll have done both soon |
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I'm carving Smirk ear-to-ear w/ the blade; that's a Glasgow Kiss |
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had to pull out the illness cus judging by ur verses that's the only chance u get to |
Got ya chicks number, w/ the phone out I wouldn't bleep her
I wouldn't call ur girl ney even though the bitch rocking them horse face features |
The blade'll get pulled out if u even say u got rhythm
I'll be skinning croc to make designer shoes then kick u to death in em |
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which means, I got something to Put 2 Res like Debunkin a rumor. |
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