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BROKE LESNAR 11-09-2015 09:35 PM

NC 1-2 Punch Barfest Event: Onslaught 3
 
Onslaught 3



- 10 bar max
- must be signed in to participate
- will begin and end abruptly


1st Place: Accomplishment, +10 wins, all losses erased
2nd Place: +8 wins, all losses erased
3rd Place: +6 wins, all losses erased
4th Place: +4 wins
5th Place: +2 wins

BROKE LESNAR 11-15-2015 06:33 PM

Now open. Good luck.

Wavy Crockett 11-15-2015 06:50 PM

Fuck

Meth 11-15-2015 06:56 PM

Neigh w/ women? Nah. Girls never felt dude.
Only bitches to ride wave are rocking a wet suit.

Destroyer 11-15-2015 07:07 PM

hard to get up the nerve to compete, lately I've been beat so often
wait, meth is involved, so he can't vote? I might just have a shot then

Saint 11-15-2015 07:31 PM

science is in session. its physics when ya girl gets naked probly
wifes tits & ass such flatland, ya need Carl Sagan lectures to help navigate her body

Wavy Crockett 11-15-2015 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer (Post 551414)
hard to get up the nerve to compete, lately I've been beat so often
wait, meth is involved, so he can't vote? I might just have a shot then

You'll be lyin in ruins when this gauge get pumped
Give Desecrate full of ammo before I light him up & burn his remains in one

Destroyer 11-15-2015 07:53 PM

man the stuff u spit is trash, u'd be better off to rehearse, kid
u got filtr right in ur name, & still can't get the shit out ur verses

@inf

Destroyer 11-15-2015 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wavy Crockett (Post 551425)
You'll be lyin in ruins when this gauge get pumped
Give Desecrate full of ammo before I light him up & burn his remains in one

I'm raining strikes on his dome, with various lengths of bamboo
the way WC fields these blows, I'll leave his nose swole up like THAT dude's

Wavy Crockett 11-15-2015 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infiltration (Post 551419)
science is in session. its physics when ya girl gets naked probly
wifes tits & ass such flatland, ya need Carl Sagan lectures to help navigate her body

Ya girl trained the whole team.. fuck any rep you've earned
If they say Infi misfire, it's cause she's known as a bad bitch that'll get you burned

Wavy Crockett 11-15-2015 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meth (Post 551413)
Neigh w/ women? Nah. Girls never felt dude.
Only bitches to ride wave are rocking a wet suit.

Mom & dad told you throwin rocks'd be your biggest mistake
This faggot only grew up in a glass house 'cause both his parents were addicted to crank

Saint 11-15-2015 10:18 PM

Ya moms a dumb thot - i shoulda said 'stop' & had her suck cock
Cuz u were the worst New Wave birthed in the 80's since British Punk Rock

Resin M-I-C 11-15-2015 11:53 PM

watch ur six Neigh, when i rip see this bitch slayed
i'ma burn me a .Wav so much i can make myself a mixtape.

Wavy Crockett 11-16-2015 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Resin M-I-C (Post 551493)
watch ur six Neigh, when i rip see this bitch slayed
i'ma burn me a .Wav so much i can make myself a mixtape.

You second string in this game, I'ma put everything on display
Draw on me? You must be high, Res; these shots'll show you the definition of pain

Resin M-I-C 11-16-2015 01:09 AM

ur gunshots muzzled.. get robbed for ya paycheck it's a backward hustle
cuz when I put 2 across you there'll be one down, that's a crossword puzzle

Resin M-I-C 11-16-2015 01:17 AM

fuck that geriatric prick Des, u gettin coldcocked holmes
he aint packin, when the 9 strikes that just means lights out at the old folks home

Utmost 11-16-2015 02:46 AM

The iron chef fa certain. Bob flay w/ a nickel plate, BOOM! Curtains
Fill ya face, when I bring the silver trey to ya door... like room service

Unfukwitable 11-16-2015 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Utmost (Post 551511)
The iron chef fa certain. Bob flay w/ a nickel plate, BOOM! Curtains
Fill ya face, when I bring the silver trey to ya door... like room service

U spit that all wrong, that bar wasn't just a large mistake;
It was a Backfire, that could've aided in a Jimmy Neutron escape.

Utmost 11-16-2015 02:51 AM

& Res,

Ur times up! Tried to give us a sick brawl verse, kid we're bound to hurl
Now ya just a wood be idol...that could decorate tiki bars 'round the world

Unfukwitable 11-16-2015 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Resin M-I-C (Post 551500)
ur gunshots muzzled.. get robbed for ya paycheck it's a backward hustle
cuz when I put 2 across you there'll be one down, that's a crossword puzzle

ching chong chow

once my tool sprays it'll turn ya new fade into a toupee;
in half the time it takes u to bat ur eyes;
I'll put a Smith over MIC quicker than Cool J's tat design.

Resin M-I-C 11-16-2015 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Utmost (Post 551511)
The iron chef fa certain. Bob flay w/ a nickel plate, BOOM! Curtains
Fill ya face, when I bring the silver trey to ya door... like room service

wrong amigo, it's YOU gettin the metal and lead
ur toast when u see the trey rise n shine.. that's what u call breakfast in bed.

Unfukwitable 11-16-2015 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Utmost (Post 551514)
& Res,

Ur times up! Tried to give us a sick brawl verse, kid we're bound to hurl
Now ya just a wood be idol...that could decorate tiki bars 'round the world

U watch to much Url!, so disguising ya bars better is the 1st lesson;
Ironic u mentioned "Tiki bar" when ya last line could be spotted in the Surf section.

#jERSEY

Unfukwitable 11-16-2015 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Resin M-I-C (Post 551516)
wrong amigo, it's YOU gettin the metal and lead
ur toast when u see the trey rise n shine.. that's what u call breakfast in bed.

FLAMEES^ U should follow up w/ a "Defeat" bar & hard aggression!;
that bar was a possible line of the week.... when u 1st started textin

Resin M-I-C 11-16-2015 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unfukwitable (Post 551515)
ching chong chow

once my tool sprays it'll turn ya new fade into a toupee;
in half the time it takes u to bat ur eyes;
I'll put a Smith over MIC quicker than Cool J's tat design.


we throwin hands homie, when u get into a scuffle u act little as shit
c'mon maaann even ur name suggests if u get in the middle u'll KWIT

Unfukwitable 11-16-2015 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Resin M-I-C (Post 551519)
we throwin hands homie, when u get into a scuffle u act little as shit
c'mon maaann even ur name suggests if u get in the middle u'll KWIT

Chinaman just ignited a flame,
& it's funny u payed attention to how Unfuk was typed & it's strange;
But using ya formula I can see u peeking behind the M I C In ya name!!!

(- -)

Utmost 11-16-2015 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unfukwitable (Post 551512)
U spit that all wrong, that bar wasn't just a large mistake;
It was a Backfire, that could've aided in a Jimmy Neutron escape.


Shiiit, ur mouthy.. Jawjack you n' leave u mousey as hell
See I feel at Holm here, u'll feel like rousey after the bell

Unfukwitable 11-16-2015 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Utmost (Post 551521)
Shiiit, ur mouthy.. Jawjack you n' leave u mousey as hell
See I feel at Holm here, u'll feel like rousey after the bell

what a reaccch! Holm & Home?, I don't like how that was forced, eh!;
But if that works.. then Once I put 1 in ya DOLM I'll ship u to a Church in Norway.

Resin M-I-C 11-16-2015 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unfukwitable (Post 551520)
Chinaman just ignited a flame,
& it's funny u payed attention to how Unfuk was typed & it's strange;
But using ya formula I can see u peeking behind the M I C In ya name!!!

(- -)

unlike u i spit shit u say live, ur spittin is average
shit i'll go 0 to 100 for ur death quicker than the victims in paris

Unfukwitable 11-16-2015 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Resin M-I-C (Post 551523)
unlike u i spit shit u say live, ur spittin is average
shit i'll go 0 to 100 for ur death quicker than the victims in paris

Paris bars already?

I got some tragic shit to say. ya girl got the clit of the century;
Plane n simple!, I beat the pussy & her Pearl harbors no Ill will against me

:-)

Saint 11-16-2015 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Utmost (Post 551521)
Shiiit, ur mouthy.. Jawjack you n' leave u mousey as hell
See I feel at Holm here, u'll feel like rousey after the bell

Psssh. u don't murder or kill shit. just split bitch..
closest u been to a 'most wanted list' is what u gave ya moms for christmas

Saint 11-16-2015 04:33 AM

@Destroyer

Ur a fan. praising me as ur fave.. u holdin' my dick in ur palm
this catalyst me as his top 10 while attachin to my ends like a chemical bond

Resin M-I-C 11-16-2015 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unfukwitable (Post 551524)
Paris bars already?

I got some tragic shit to say. ya girl got the clit of the century;
Plane n simple!, I beat the pussy & her Pearl harbors no Ill will against me

:-)

u kno ur in trouble when u comment before a bar that's nerdy son
my punches must've left u hurt n stunned n sent u n ur concepts back to 1941

Flow 11-16-2015 02:01 PM

@Infiltration
He cant handle real beer, so drinks alco pops to cope with stress
N after facing Real Bars he'll be swaying worse then des after he lost to meth

Lotto Smirk 11-16-2015 02:30 PM

Girls never stay w/ u, face it u ain't got a chance or a hope kid
Fact is you get used more than the played des/sway concept u just posted

Flow 11-16-2015 03:28 PM

@Lotto Smirk
After the breast cancer and masectamy your mrs been looking rough
I tried to flatter her, but she looks like shes been flattened enough
After that bar we wont be bros no more... but fuck gloom
Better to have loved and lost...an im betting youll have done both soon

Wavy Crockett 11-16-2015 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotto Smirk (Post 551634)
Girls never stay w/ u, face it u ain't got a chance or a hope kid
Fact is you get used more than the played des/sway concept u just posted

You got a million dollar smile - buck knife between this asshole's lips
I'm carving Smirk ear-to-ear w/ the blade; that's a Glasgow Kiss

Lotto Smirk 11-16-2015 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flo Real (Post 551653)
@Lotto Smirk
After the breast cancer and masectamy your mrs been looking rough
I tried to flatter her, but she looks like shes been flattened enough
After that bar we wont be bros no more... but fuck gloom
Better to have loved and lost...an im betting youll have done both soon

Can't believe you done that shit, lost respect n ya rep too
had to pull out the illness cus judging by ur verses that's the only chance u get to

Lotto Smirk 11-16-2015 04:24 PM

Got ya chicks number, w/ the phone out I wouldn't bleep her
I wouldn't call ur girl ney even though the bitch rocking them horse face features

Lotto Smirk 11-16-2015 04:58 PM

The blade'll get pulled out if u even say u got rhythm
I'll be skinning croc to make designer shoes then kick u to death in em

Unfukwitable 11-16-2015 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Resin M-I-C (Post 551560)
u kno ur in trouble when u comment before a bar that's nerdy son
my punches must've left u hurt n stunned n sent u n ur concepts back to 1941

more kids? It'll be none in ya future, I'm clutchin the ruger;
which means, I got something to Put 2 Res like Debunkin a rumor.


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