I HATE YOU DUMB FUCKS BEING IGNORANT ABOUT ZELPH AND HIS CLEFT LIP
 

so i did a little research to dispell a few myths around here



http://medical-dictionary.thefreedic...y.com/Hair-lip

tl;dr: probability dictates that theres more clefts in Zelphs family rather than him being an oddity

theres a whole tribe of Terence and Philip looking bitches whos mouths arent connected to the tops of their heads

damn

also, theres a high % chance that his mom chainsmoked/drank excessively/shot up heroin while carrying him - most likely after being notified by the doc about the hideous malfunctioning face she was about to see crawl from her busted vaginal walls roflzzzz x infinity

lmaooooooooooooooo @ zelph having a pussy for a mouth though for real

zelph moms must not have known if she was giving birth to a pussy or the facepussy was giving birth to her lmao

GOT DAYUM

how his face gonna look like it need a zipper to shut it tho? ahahaha

that shit should need concealing at all times like a weapon

grow a goddamn james halton beard you fucking ugly mess

ppl shouldnt be subjected to that shit while out chilling with their homeboys outside of the school

this isnt even a belair post to save you, your mug ugly as fuck, i legit wouldnt even go outside if i had a face like a damp squib you ole Zoidberg from Futurama in the face cornball

roflzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

he cant "achieve full suction" either which means he cant even eat a chicks ass out right and suck her farts through a straw

what a faggot

nothing goes right for this dude

oh, and his teeth prob looking more british than me/flo real/seyance standing beneath a pic of the queen


sleep well, guys!

someone need to photoshop Zelphberg face onto this shit though for real:

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/pho...8-1024-768.jpg

Fuckin. Dead.

Trying to educate and ether at the same damn time, unusual but I can understand your frustrations.

some things there that are true and a lot that aren't.

You know they got technology now?


If I got a pussy mouth, you know how many bitches must eat pussy then? Shieeee

Momma did do some shit whilst pregnant with me. But I'm the only cleft1 in my family so I don't think it's hereditary, doc dun said the same that it isnt

Jeez louise .... Wat she do

Was it the pipe ?

Prob cigarettes

LOL @ Zelph admitting his mothers a crack head

Lol you're dumb lottery smurf

Nah no crack just cigs, white people love their cigs

plz elaborate?

its def not hereditary, but it is your mothers fault you look that way by default

either her misuing her body during pregnancy via drugs/cigarettes/alcohol/eating diabetically or the fact you had poor social housing and mom dukes had no money to give you the nutrition you needed

probably got pancake breasts tbh

you're literally a product of your environment though, poor and son of a pussy

none of this is particularly your fault that you're as ugly as you are

your mom is entirely to blame in this instance bro

fuck that bitch

i almost feel like i should bully her for you like a big brother vs the eighth grader that stole your chocolate milk/face/dignity

you've got a friend in Lars

One question tho @sraL , do you pull more bitches than zelph? The answer is no, and if yes then provide evidence or I lol

Lol I'm weak

Real talk tho the type of ppl I am around judge u on physical appearance and not a single bitch would do anything but be polite to zelph

Don't get me wrong I've been turned down plenty of times by chicks I'm just saying I'm surprised of the amount of chicks I do get.

As a kid elementary - middle; what you just said applied 100%. Barely got chicks but I always had a lot of homeboys. I didn't really care about girls at that point, prob cause I didn't get them idk.

When I lost my veritas is when I gained a lot of confidence with chicks and I think that's what they like cause shit worked, junior & senior year was live, and college is even more lit.


But I've been wit the wolves, that's why when y'all rank it doesn't bother me too much cause it's old lol but the witty jokes are funny.

When u all try n say "harsh" things I think it's cute cuz u say that to try it but lol

Sheesh this like that 20/20 episode where Jacko thought he was airing out everything to help his appearance I the media....an then Barbara Walters slayed that nigga to death.

This thread is awesome. Great topic...



But let's be real here, this faggot zelph lip got widdled off while in the womb by a coat hanger. Facts. Too bad she didn't puncture a few inches lower.

word, zelph tha lil homey tho.

bro, rt tho... you got any ill feelings towards your moms? I can see how you would but yo, if you can get past that then life would be much more Gucci.

but stay up lil bro, keep doing u.

Lol no hardship towards her, I'm sure she repented

My childhood was good, life was about sports and shit

Got a cleft but i wasn't a non athletic jit who sat inside and cried while playing games



Killing spree ur just mad cause ur an alcoholic outcast who had one group of friends his whole life and was never able to branch out and meet different kinds of ppl because they'd think ur weird and socially awkward. It's ok tho, you'll meet a girl one day hopefully

Lmao... That's the softest chirp you've ever came back at me with... This must be a soar subject.

Explain this. I have been cool withchu bro and I appreciate your presence. but if you are coming at me here, I will have to destroy you on principle, fair? just let me know sir. thanks

Veritas does not = virgin?

Oh shit.

His moms smoked crack tho

Lmao gone

Gone at this whole thread

A++

Dead @ zelphberg

Death

at first I thought this was going to be an anti-bullying thread...

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/k...adDerailed.gif

zelph must have misunderstood boondock saints in an alarming way

FA SHO Zelph, you right. No beef.


edit: damn at tags.

holy jon snow's direwolf's pinkthing, I am leaned

lmao I'm a married man now, but you know your boy Lars at least quadrupling this dude in digits