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THE ROAST OF KOTIKO
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You sure that isn't the real bags?
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This guy's a cross between Kevin Owens and Perez Hilton.
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Looks like he eats really late at night, right before bed.
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Hes a faggot.
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I'm an attractive young gentleman with class.
This is donkey lips in his late 30s at a weight watchers seminar going bald from ugliness. Yuck. Literally disgusting to look at. Repulsive. Super lols tho u mangle mouthed fagot. |
oddly your background is real but your beard looks green screened
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son got his shades from a Magnum P.I prop estate sale
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attractive too who tho? you a dirty dead beat redneck faggot who prolly smells like corn chips and onions foh w/ that shit you've never fucked a bitch over a 3.5 society rating go ahead and ban me too I see you still pushing your 24/7 shifts on over time faggot |
prefers his shirts with sleeves cutoff to showoff his dull shoulder blades
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Amen posting on auto fagot lol
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oh shit I didn't even see the smaller one under it.
this nigga got a tat of a dragon coming out of a cocoon made of sausage link skin |
swear to god you stole those shades from the Canadian Mountain Police motorcade locker room during your janitorial shift
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swear you look like you do squats in foreclosed homes
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nigga...tell me your forehead circumference doesn't look like it's bulging out on some Scanners shit
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This nigga look like Jeff Ross on vacation at a swamp beach.
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Survivor: virgin bay
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He looks like he's a stockbroker from Lameladesh.
He looks like he sells Smith Machines on the black market in Kosovo. |
Lookin like a former Lonely Alley Beyblade champion that never lived up to the hype
Lookin like a proud owner and current user of a Walkman cd player hip holster Lookin like he tells tourist he's the local shark wrestler but it's not open season atm Lookin like he hangs out next to the pizza joints ancient Pac-Man machine to humble brag to passer bys that he's still tip score since that magical night of mountain dew and virginity in '83 Lookin like a failed background actor for 90's sitcoms Lookin like he stalks the boardwalk with bags of crushed aspirin, asking people if they wanna experience a blizzard in the tropics |
Lookin like Costa Ricas most notorious book store yelp reviewer
Lookin like he uses a hollowed out dildo as a snorkel when he dives for treasure Lookin like he scalpels counterfeit Dolphin Experience tickets to support his cheeseburger addiction Lookin like he's gonna be fucking thrilled about go pro in 5 years Lookin like he has a YouTube prank channel with no videos on it Lookin like his alcoholic step dad coined his nickname "ccapt inappropriate " and taught him all these shitty jokes while simultaneously hustling him out his birthday money to buy pall malls Lookin like he rolls scratch off tickets up and snorts the shavings when he's done |
Ole "no my order isn't finished" lookin boy
Lives in a treefort built out of old Tommy Bahama apparel and depression Lol @ asking to give him our best Guido jokes when his GTL is grease, transfats and loathing |
@Knuxlehead no more
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Why is the bottom part of his face 2 times wider than the top part?
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nigga got a warped skull.
Bobbys World bobble head havin ass |
Dead @ knucklehead
This dude lookin like he wears a fanny pack filled with seashells and fake crocodile teeth Lookin like he just finished doing an ad for bosly to pay for his hair transplant |
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This nigga's beard looking 100 like Jackie Brown's pussy.
Living on the island from The Green Inferno and shit... This nigga got a Fred Flintstone fade with a beard made from North West's baby hairs. Bam Bam Wiggalo This niggas tattoo looks like them blow-up dancing things from Bayleigh's entrance in NXT. Lookin like he wears Crocs to Kinkos staff meetings. Lookin like he sweats IHOP syrup. Lookin like The Spamburgalar Lookin like he works the lighting on the set of Tropic Thunder. |
BROADUS CLAY: TRAVEL AGENT
This nigga lookin like Snorlax in the Unabomber's shades. This nigga is Everlast's cousin: Finishlast Lookin like he put Soul Glow on his beard and Mop and Go on his hair. Got them Dean Ambrose bangs. Lookin like John Candy with Al Sharpton's dick hair for a beard Lookin like the Swamp Thing took Toxic Avenger's lifeguard job at the beach from the last Rambo. This nigga lookin like he invents new snacks full time. Lookin like Wyatt family member they don't need. |
He works for Proctor & Gamble as a FAILASAURUS agent.
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His favorite pastime is burying himself in expired Lunchables and then eating his way out.
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Lookin like a Chips Ahoy funeral director.
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edit: that nigga batty said brodus clay: travel agent. I am destroyed |
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BO RAI CHO: MALL COP
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Obliterated at Kevin owens and Jackie browns pussy hair
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