So I'm officially living with a woman (why is everything so tidy?)
 

Moved my stuff today...makes sense money wise, never lived with a woman before, most ex's it's just been fucking and getting drunk...give me tips on how to man this place up...it is way too neat and organised, I am not comfortable living like that.

You smashing or nah?

Just leave your shit layin around, she'll either pick it up or leave it lie

Both are good

Yah.

@YDK she is obsessively clean, nothing stays on the floor for more than a minute.

Those are good if you can handle the nagging

My girl is like that to an extent but she realizes when I lay a shirt on the couch or somethin to just let it be cuz I'll be putting g it on eventually

She use to put em away an it drove me crazy cuz I'd get out the shower an pick out an outfit all over again

yeah it sucks..
My gf to be wifey soon, sings a song "tidydick" to the theme of Spiderman.
Its horrible, you cant be messy how you want to..
I flick boogers next to the couch..idk man its grown up probs

I have a man cave otherwise I am not allowed to man anything up

You might not succeed witty

Probably the only way, man cave ftw

The most you can do to man it up, is have a slight input on paint color or bedsheets but...she'll give you like 2 choices, both girly, and you decide the least girly

I have an allocated spot in the fridge for my alcohol.

It's a start.

Get you a smoking spot now too
And if you ever expect to cheat, start showering now at all types of different days and times and middle of the night type shit that way if you ever do cheat, you can take a shower right away without any questions like "why are you takin a shower at 3 am after drinking at the bar?" Like bitch I always shower after drinking at 3am!

Don't cheat on her witty

If you don't love her and want other vaginas to fiddle with just tell her and who knows what will happen

Don't break her heart though, that's not cool

But yeah figure out smoking areas

I have the porch no one uses and man cave

I never would, couldn't do it...even thinking about it and imagining her being heart broken fucks with me, she's way too cool man, I couldn't do that shit to her.

And yeah I smoke out the back where my dog now lives lol

YOU WOULDN'T WANT A WOMAN WITH A MESSY VAGINA WOULD YOU?








WOULD YOU WITTY HUH?

I've had a few.

And honestly...no, it's disgusting.

I like a clean woman who can keep her house and belongings clean, and I am by no means a horrible slob, I'm 'man clean' as my gf likes to say...she takes that shit to another level tho.

I clean after I smoke a fatty sometimes....word

Have kids love life be happy

Happy wife is a happy life

Time to grow up fox.

Here is sage advice.

Whatever hobby you had before this...make sure you keep it....no matter what.

keep it in your car or she will throw it away.

Digging the sig man fr

I'm pretty bad at telling sarcasm from sincerity, but with 'num lock' on just hold ALT and type 01354 using the numbers on the right side of your keyboard then release the ALT key. It'll give you a cross. There's other combinations and symbols too.

Sounds fucking gay

like your name.

@Witty

tidy room = tidy mind

you'll begin showing up to topical battles, because now you will actually be able to find your computer in the mountain of filth LOL

post less. if at all.

will work out better for you.

And don't let her fuck your friend right?

In other words "I'm gonna fill up this entire fridge with beer, but I'll keep it away from this salad shit cause I dont want them touching"?

yah pretty much.

Sometimes I go in the fridge and my mum has put some shit like coleslaw next to the Dutch Gold and I feel like throwing it out the window. Get that shit away from my cans bitch.

You should probably murder her tbh.

I was thinking about it but she bought me the cans. Life eh?

good

Eth how old are you?

So eth lives w mom. I am not shocked nc. I am not.

LOL get outta my head niggah

Ayo but one more post LMAO

Eth in here trying to relate to witty life about living with a woman.......using his mother as the woman



Lol



I just can't

QUAD POST DEAD DEAD DEAD

also fuck off witty

Gimme her phone number I'll tell her the pw to the hidden forum on rmbva

I'll tell your eyes the pw to be able to see your dick again faggot.

That was a fat joke.

Lmao!

Sometimes I pretend that I kno u irl. I'm the funny one. But people like u too.

What do we do?

Fun stuff?