The Ubermonster joint..
 

Had me bout to kill a nigga last night, no bullshit.

Them things instantly make me angry.

Will stick to reg Monsters from now on... that Uber shit might as well be straight gin tbh.

They're dank tasting.. they just too much tho.

Dear diary: " today I @Strikta "

Tugged it to a throwback Charlie Sweets assclap vid already this morning.. & it's payday. Today should be a good one.

Peeled a 1 inch skin flake off my genital psoriasis & balled it up like a booger then low key flicked it at my roommate while he was pouring coffee. Lol at him.

Lmaooooooo

This is one of my favourite posts ever.

peak boarding.


also, pls dont drink monsters. they r bad.

Ubermonster is non-alcoholic.
Ubermonster is non-alcoholic.
Ubermonster is non-alcoholic.
Ubermonster is non-alcoholic.
Ubermonster is non-alcoholic.
Ubermonster is non-alcoholic.
Ubermonster is non-alcoholic.

monster just doesn't taste good to me. Eh idk

@Strikta's diary

is a winning concept bros.

Monsters are good

never tried this other shit, but know not too

@Diode I know it is u fucking idiot.

Compared it to gin in the sense that it makes me angry like certain liquor does.

Fuckin stupid.

Tim > diode tbh

I co-sign this shit, bros. Monsters taste good and they will have you feeling like you could fuck the universe but yo, them shits are WAY bad for you, sons. Like forreal, trust.

I have only consumed a handful of energy drinks in my life

but they all basically made me feel like I was on the verge of a heart attack

Yeah bros I know energy drinks are really bad for u... but to justify it I try to drink as much water as possible. I'm not gonna lie tho, I'm fuckin addicted to Monsters & Rip It.. the Rip It is a lil lighter than Monster & Red Bull... & cheaper... so I fuxk w/ them a lil more, like on the daily. But I drink mad h2o & brush twice a day... so I should beee goood, right? Lol nah, I know they're horrible.

But they're so good TOO THO!

Ha, I live on campus & they have the hangover package at the Circle K's around here.

2 Moster Rehab energy teas & a bottle of water for $4.25... that shit be workin like a mug too.

#1 party school in the nation.

dirt cosigning dirt

sky blue

water wet

yes, you are.

Ion't think water intake will make a difference on how it affects your heart tho. :\

It flushes ur kidneys out, which is the biggest thing effected. I've heard where kids need dialysis due to overdoing energy drinks over long periods of time.

this is hilarious.

"flushes your kidneys out"

i should tell my wife. lime logic. amazing.

Lmaooo

he speaks....
 

lmao

latenight limelight

dirt person HOF post right here

I'm beggining to think I'm addicted to MONSTERS AS WELL.

I drink 3 a day

and can't go a day with out drinking at least 2 or I sustain this extructiating headache until I consume one

then the headache goes away instantly

shit is weird man

love Monsters

Monsters > ANy energy drink

Caffeine addiction is obv.

I would never drink a Monster or energy drink. Crazy disgusting.

Coffee baby.

Coffee is wack IMO

use to drink it

did nothing for me other then make me sleepy when it's supposed to do the exact opposite.

tried a monster one day and have been drinking them ever since

Ita the same shit. Dif can lol

Nah, they put some extra shit in those bro.

They got to.

MONSTERS have vitamin A and B in them lol

is health and safety in the workplace really that stressful you require energy drinks and a caffeine dependancy to solve your headaches though?

wow

Has nothing to do w/ that, actually.

I enjoy the taste, tbh and prefer them over coffee.

Not really sure where you were going w/ that one but it was cute...

fuck energy drinks & coffee.

i wake up in the am hit a L & drink orange juice an go to work like a real man.

I don't drink them really ever early in the a.m... I don't use them to like 'wake up' every day. It's more of a middle of the day, nap time replacement. But I also enjoy the taste.. like alot.

I hate them. I fucked with 5 hour energies for awhile but its all witchdoctory placebos imo

The only thing that gets me jittery is coffee but i make it ridiculously strong