Any of you brahs out here a heavy lifter
 

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i was.

i still am relative to the average person, but what competitive class are we discussing?

It's well known I'm the strongest lifter of nc. How may I assist u ?

No competitive class. Just personal lifting heavy at the gym for massive gainz and sloots keep mirin
@Bags do you practice mobility training? And @Diode

On the low back extension machine i lift the whole stack with a 25 pound weight added to the pin for 12 reps, but other than that machine im just average

One time I did a tricep rope extension and rolled my sleeve up then I cried and ate a tub of Ben & Jerry's soaked in Jack Daniels while watching German MyFreeCam "actresses".

this is good boarding

welcome back, dan

peaked at 205 standing shoulder press (limited after surgery), 335 bench, 500 dead, 395 squat (chronic groin issues limited me here) @ 5'10" 195

my mobility training is bjj

don't sleep on V.

Ego

none. pretty boy flaco

currently at 185lbs.
incline bench 225 for reps.
squat 335 for reps
dead 335 for reps
i really never maxed out.

today tho got a new lifting crew that goes hard.. currently will start training with them.

i used to to UFC fighting and bjj. but now i rarely have time.
I miss it

What exactly is ufc fighting?
Like...you fought in the ufc?

Cuz I don't even know how many different arts are used in ufc lol

He tranes UFC. Leave him alone.


You all outlift the fuck out of me anyways.

like if i would say mma it wouldnt be it all.
i guess you can say it was mma but i dont like calling it that lol

@quaker oats

You ACTUALLY did it? Cause these two sentences are absolutely hilarious.

I believe it's MMA

On an unrelated note I started training in both Metamoris and The Olympics.

Rolling on the floor laughing right now.

http://taikoproject.com/blog/wp-cont...809_204755.jpg

is this you?

i swore off metamoris after that and a certain idiot's opinion on female bjj.

plus now i have excised all renerisms from my life

//interesting!

Rener's opinion on woman's BJJ? What did he say?

I'd let Kyra triangle choke me until I pass out just so I could smell her thighs.

So you did mma ufc fighting....but..didn't do it...and you do bjj...which can be considered mma...because its part of the mix...in mixed martial arts...but felt the need to single that one out...like...I'm human and white cuz I did humaning before and stuff but I don't like calling it that lol!

no, his idiot brother made the female bjj comment.

im fuking dying right now,
yes i know i contradict myself

These days MMA has become separate. It's like a "style" now. You can go to like MMA training X amount of days of the week, work on stand up, work on BJJ etc., but then in that same gym with the same people you can train actual BJJ which has so many more aspects because the difference between Gi and No-Gi (the funniest thing in the world if you know Irish slang) is massive on it's own.

But you just never...ever...EVER....say your train UFC lmao.

For you text battlers, saying you train UFC is like using a da feet punchline.

For you topical writers, it's like ending a piece with "and then I woke up".
@Diode, I thought that was weird since Rener gets Eve Torres to go and talk about shit all the time.

and since we are shitting on ralek right now and this is a rap forum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBYmZsUjSFE

enjoy the lols

"i train ufc" = "i bought a tapout/affliction shirt, size smedium, and get mouthy at bars"

I wish I had a camera cause this exact second I'm wearing a tapout tshirt lmao. It's large if that's any consolation haha

In my defence, I buy everything from Sportsdirect and their Everlast and Tapout shit is the only half decent stuff and is cheap as fuck.

Although I honestly can't defend the UFC hoody so....yeah...I'm a douche :(

I was sitting in the barbers one time before the McGregor / Poirier fight. This is a place I was going to since I was like 12. They are suddenly talking about McGregor / Aldo, or as they knew it, "McGregor / Yer Man". They didn't even know who Aldo was but were sure he was going to kill him.

I'm sitting there with another hoody on over my UFC hoody (shit be cold here) and they ask me "Do you watch any fighting?". Instead of revealing my fanboy hoody and suddenly making myself either A) Part of this group of McGregor followers or B) That arsehole who joins the conversation as an "elitist"...I simply said "A bit" and left it at that.

keep them coming i enjoy this. hence why i said train ufc. of course its not ufc :')

I train Netcees.

http://www.mememaker.net/static/imag...es/3403563.jpg

https://shoheiryuct.files.wordpress....4/01/trane.jpg

http://www.bjjproblems.net/img/memes/ufcBrah.jpg

ded!

Lmfao

Diode would get duffed the fuck out forreal forreal

Not really.

Now you're going to take on the persona of Aero?

Are you mad?

@sraL

Who is Areo? I'm not familiar with the troll side of this website. If he took on my persona, then so be it, fine by me.

Listen, set the timer for 30:00 minutes and I'ma go get some ingredients. I'll be right back.