anyone here actively participates in mma? any form
 

??

Why

Don't tell me jilti is dagel

Huh??

Shew that was a close one

Ur not about that life, so this thread does not apply to u

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here's galvao back in march or so

lmao

please show me the way, keyboard warrior. and you've been training how long and with whom?

hilarious.

Mma always causes testosterone fueled arguments about who's better at sweat grappling with men tbh

yes because untrained street fighters always do such a great job against even tomato can talent

let us have uhoh regale us with how his bar skills would take out prime fedor

Lol i knew u would be first to respond.

Ive competed in a cage (jiu jitsu exhibition) cage vs. cons sports arena in L.A.
it was non striking of course. just during intermission of the nights card

Muay Thai, san shou, savage, wing chun.. Never messed w/mma tho

No no I'm not sayin mma is useless or not impressive to know, it just brings out the dick measuring contests when people don't know what they're talking about (Ii.e. dagel) lol

I never messed with mma, it wasn't really a big thing back when I was in tai kwon do. I got to blue belt and quit. Picked up a lil boxing years later but nothing big

i beat my dick

Dope

came in for the diode posts, was not let down

but word i train in the art of sneakery and savageness. my sensei's were steven segal, john wayne, charles bronson, and mel gibson in braveheart

see now fedor trained in some bullshit what like greco roman russian wrestling, some boxing/kickboxing etc.

so yo i see fedor at the bar chilling drinking a warm beer like a weird european. to this day i don't know the correct spelling of europeon. so i just spelled it in two variations.

i send my black homegirl over to grab his dick. he is like wtf im a russian racist leave me kizzy. as he's distracted i swing a pool cue like barry bonds. it hits him above the ear and cracks his skull and he dies

score -1 to mma

but yea my main reason to come in was i knew diode would come in with his dick hard about jiu jitsu and i just wanted to point out jiu jitsu ain't mma. its just an m-a.

but word i give diode props. i wouldnt want to wrestle around with him. unless we were naked, erect and covered in oils. :gaysmiley:

If you can punch and you do jiujitsu consistently, you're a formidable threat. People will prob gas faster than you.

@NYCSPITZ to thread for flying front squat KO technique.

i dunno, i'm pretty nice wit dem hands, b

28-1 bar fight record stretching back over 6-7 years now

Lmaooooooo

Rep

I have a black belt in tang so do

Got that shit when I was 14

I'll wipe diode of this earth

Lol I swear to god I do too @knuck

The teacher changed the name from tung su doe to soo bahk doe tho before I got my black belt. I guess it's the same thing.

Lmao my 6 yr old cousin got his black belt in 6 months why are you still a purple in bjj?!?!?!

Jilti comes off as full of shit to me

HOF post

rep

on topic: I play Street Fighter, and not to brag or anything, but I'm pretty frickin good at it.

Lmao word

That shit was tuff tho

Too answer op seriously though I did amateur mma in 06 to 08 but then it got all popular and I'm a bit of a hipster so I stopped

The type of people that got into it were mostly dirts and now the ufc is like wwe to me

Got into that shit when my buddy and I found bootleg pride events

>kind of a hipster
>blatantly hipster speech

Not like a hipster in the sense I do a lot of hipster stuff

But in regard to mma I pulled a DID IT WHEN IT WAS COOL LOL LAME NOW

lmao i took that shit too

tang soo doo

tang soo doo doo

because it was taught at the YMCA lmao gone

u ha to memorize the forms n shit...like long ass elaborate move sets.

the sparring was legit wack tho. they emphasized more umm technique...n form then practicality n that's why I hated it

I made it pretty far tho but I was in it for like 2 months lol. I forget the belt lineup but its like

white then white with blue stripes

then what orange?

orange w/ stripes

red

red with stripes

fk I cant remember

gone @ me bags n knuck taking same shit n we cant fight for shit (like I literally have no technique. if u hit me ima eat that shit str8 up. im not evasive)

nigga last fight u were in did u use anything u used in tang soo doo doo?

FUCK NO

LMAO

I can fight lol

I just punch or grab throats and smash people into hard surfaces

Broke a table with a dudes face in high school for talkin slick about my mom

I'm on that corn feed shit

Elaborate please

Lmfao.

I took it for 4 yrs tho u fuckin quitter.


An yea but no last time I was in a fight i didnt bust out the tang su do on em lmao!

fighting is easy