LMAO OKAY SO I'M GOING TO SET YOU ALL AN UNOFFICIAL CHALLENGE... "THE THREEPEAT" ... STEP INSIDE!
 

There's currently three leagues here, right?

One is the 1-2 punch. Easy as fuck, or should be, to possibly champ. One punchline a week. That's it. Done. It shouldn't be too difficult, right?

Then there's the LGPA - admittedly a poetry league - but we have all sorts of people mixing it up in this one. Battlecats, topical heads, and actual poetryfags who know somewhat what they're doing. This league has records disabled, so no losses added even if you completely suck - it's worth taking part every week and honing your pen and possibly even getting an accomplishment for champing. You've nothing to lose.

Then there's the AOWL, admittedly the hardest to champ of the three IMO, but right now there's a heady mix of topical heads - text battlers trying their hands at something new, and poetry heads again thinking they can make the transition. It's doable. Of course it is. But no-one here has yet champed ALL THREE to my knowledge?

THE THREEPEAT.

Who is down?

I'm thinking of trying for gold in all three

Well if anyone could do it, it'd probably be u.. or Nik.

I know u've got the topical/poetry skills... but u may struggle w/ the 1-2 part, simply cuz u haven't battled in quite some time. Iono.

A real 3-peat imo would involve champing the NBL along w/ the other 2 nonbattling ones.. not the 1-2.

I could do it.

I think there's quite a few who could champ all three, most will have two they excel in and a third they aren't as good at but... that's the challenge. I reckon some outsiders could maybe complete this challenge. ill nik-a has mixed it up well in topicals before. Pinot Grij has shown he can with a couple fight nights to his name, Pent uP actually did well in a text battle I remember him having. oats as well I think has battled and done reasonably well, vulgar too. dull boy used to be good at text battling (no idea if he could still hang).

I might be rusty but I was a text battler long before I found topical ish.

I'm gonna try it.

LET'S GO!

edit: Word to NBL, forgot that existed with the forum being gone lol

this idea just came to me like a side quest from final fantasy seven with the chuckaboo races and card games etc

figured i'd enjoy trying it and if i made a thread maybe some others would too

Strikta writes dope topicals but doesn't have the drive to compete there
same with Hush though not quite as dope

Witty couldn't champ AOWL atm

Nik would not champ the AOWL I don't think

I'd say Vulgar or Lars could

Lmao

I just signed in.

Talm 'bout Witty can't champ shit, Witty champs what he wants when he wants.

I champed every league we've ever had.

Poetry league is new....only reason I haven't beat it yet.

look out 4 Charles Bagskowski over here

I'll champ your sister, faggot.

I'm sorry...that was rude.

THREE-PEAT

would mean, winning 3 consecutive seasons in the same league no?

not leagues or am I confused? lol

^ yeah I would call this the Trifecta instead

I see

Just see a three-peat as champing the same league 3 years/seasons in a row.

on RB I champed LLL, SS, FL, and I think haiku. never bothered with the poetry section. anyway yeah, I'm the GOAT

YAWN

been there, done that before you even knew RB existed

i founded the SS originally with Maven and Phrantik

went 22-0 in the LLL and SS WHILE SIGNED IN BOTH LEAGUES AT THE SAME TIME, CHAMP OF BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY

word to your motherboard

not that anyone but me and possibly witty cares/remembers lol

Did it twice on NC1... Could do it again just not my cup

I could do this in a second if I felt like writing a bunch of man poems

respect.


but still negged

I remember all those years
How it was when you were here
I remember how it was
How it was when you were young
Yesterday was so long ago.

Nah f'real tho, Lars been a beast since always.

WORD?

LETS DO THIS THEN

FIRST TO DO IT GETS A SUPER ACCOMP IN RED TEXT OF SOME SHIT

GOLD TEXT EVEN

TEXTUAL SUPREMACY

I KNOW ILL NIK-A REMEMBERS THAT RAP OLYMPICS SHIT

YOU HAD TO BE GOOD AT EVERY ASPECT TO WIN

THIS MY SHIT

I'M THE LIMES IRON MAN

ANY CHALLENGE, ANY LEAGUE, ANY TOURNEY, I'LL CHAMP

LETS BE HONEST, THE WHOLE "IF I PUT IN THE EFFORT I COULD WIN" SHIT IS WEAK

IT'S JUST A FAILSAFE DEVICE HARDWIRED IN HUMANS SO THEY CONVINCE THEMSELVES WHEN THEY DONT WIN THAT IT WAS BECAUSE THEY DIDNT TRY

"OH I WOULD HAVE WON IF I ACTUALLY TRIED HURR DURR" GTFOH WITH THAT SHIT

SHOW ME SOMETHING



WACK BITCHES GET THE FUCK OUT YOUR COMFORT ZONES AND PROVE YOUR WORTH

I could do it.....

If I tried



HODOR!!!

Rap Olympics champ nigga

I suck at poems and topicals because I've never tried to convert to that aspect of writing tbh

Definitely wouldn't be able to champ them Areas lol and with the level of talent on this site in the topical zone, I'd get waxed clean tho hahaha

word I know that shit

time to let these lames know wassup though

I'd love to see ANY of you champ all three before I manage this

no disrespect (lies) but I'm the most versatile writer this site has

champed in everything text tbh

even got the gimmick battle league shit under my belt

none of you beating me to this Tri-umph tbh (I C WOT U DID THURR MATE!)

I'm down to compete in all 3. Already in 1-2, just signed back in to AOWL...not really feeling very poetic right now lol but I'll sign in there too, I don't back down from a challenge.

Id hand you your ass in text tbh

@Hush confirm or deny

you can set that up and we'll have too see tbh

THATS WHATS UP

I MIGHT NOT FUCK WITH ALL 3 IN ONE GO BUT IM IN THE 1-2 AND LGPA ALREADY

IM IN THIS WEEKS LGPA CHAMP MATCH

AND THE 1-2

I FEEL LIKE THE GINGERBREAD MAN OF THIS TEXT SHIT YO

CATCH ME IF YOU CANNNNNN! AHAHAHAHHAA

witty da gawd

you're the current 1-2 champ, right?

top ranked at least at 3-0

that puts you at an advantage

how hard can it be?

I mean, Lars, your fish and chips rhymes are on point, but...

I've never done poetry...'cept some roses are blue shit to a girl in like 9th grade.

We need a new season GBL to kick off.

I'm leading the field in at least six different statistical categories right now

best flow, realist stories, most charisma... and my interviews are hotter


holla

Lol I got bread on Great Britain

I have the best rhymes on this site.

file extensions won't let me have this as my avy tbh

lmao

Shut up witty

My sister hates u

LMAO I GOT THIS BRUH

THE HARDEST (FOR ME) APPARENTLY IS THE 1-2 LOL

REMY IS CURRENT CHAMP AT 3-0 AHAHAHHAAA

YOU REALLY DONT THINK I EVENTUALLY WIN A 1-2 TITLE?

IVE BATTLED BEFORE IN TEXT, I LIVE BATTLE, AND ITS ONE SINGLE LINE A WEEK, OVER A FOUR WEEK PERIOD.

THATS ALL I NEED TO DO CURRENTLY AND I'M A THIRD OF THE CHALLENGE COMPLETED

THIS IS WAY EASIER THAN YOU GUYS THINK FOR ME TO DO

I DARE ANY OF YOU TO STEP UP AND DO IT BEFORE ME

THE GAINTLETS BEEN THROWN DOWN

PROVE YOURE BETTER?

ANYONE.

COME GET THIS WORK IN THE LEAGUES IF YOU DOUBTING!

Lars got this tbh

CLUTTERBUCK THE GAWD GIVING NIGMA A BATTLE ON AN HOURS NOTICE

WHILE AT WORK

ACTIVE AS FUCK RIGHT NOW ON MY OMNIPOTENT SWAG

OH SHIT

ALL OF NC BOUT TO LEARN IM A PROBLEM TBREAL