rhymes in advertising
 

nothing new but I am noticing them more now.

"nationwide is on your side".

there was also another insurance company... i wish i could remember the entire phrase, but it was like "_______________ every time you need it."

and the first part definitely rhymed with "every time you need it".

Breath-Rite nasal strips has by far the best tho, because it is not a perfect rhyme (thereby perfect in my book)

"are you a Sound Sleeper, or a mouth-breather?"

that one turns me on, mentally.

i'm sure there's plenty more out there.

lol. Your a curious fellow.

really?i thought evry1 felt this way. lol

Broaden your horizon & switch to Verizon

YES J good one

Between the nationwide, breath-rite, and verizon, I'm already rapping (putting a little bit of hesitation/syncopation)

someone tell diode to up the file size limit on attachments yo

I could upload them to an outside site but I'm at work



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I'd amaze Pharoah at this game, me and MMLP play it and send each other texts or w/e if we spot them

we call em EDM's (Every Day Multies)

lmao basically I've got pics on my phone of ones I've saw

a sign outside a cafe saying "tea for two/me and you"

there was a great one at a store called Holland and Barrett and underneath as a slogan it had "Pop In and Grab It"

that shits epic

The BEST ever though was on a marks and Spencer's own food range and it had

ITALIAN CHOPPED TOMATOES with BASIL AND OREGANO

multi game for days

insane spot

lmao I won't reveal my bosses name here for obv reasons but my bosses name is also a perfect multi of the place I work too

rap battles ruined my life

How is Italian chopped tomatoes a multi with basil and oregano?

lmao god tier British accent maybe?

I'll record a vid of me saying it

This is a harder one to find:

Hard:

Holland and Barratt/Pop in and Grab It:

Pretty easy:

Easy:

lol I was thinkin the same shit tho haha

same for pop in and grab it

doesn't rhyme

@Seyance @MMLP @eng to thread

possibly @Witty and @Orc too I guess?

THAT SHIT RHYMES YO!

how bout the famous

"drive sober or get pulled over"

or the

"oh thank heaven for 7-eleven" I seen a while back

bunch of them

ALL DAY/ BUFFET

#CLASSIC

All day / buffet not a multi

not even a slant rhyme

lmao that shit don't even rhyme for me tbc

lol

timex watches - Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

all day
Buff aye
Rhymes for me

rhymes but not a multi

ALL day

BUFF aye

True

The multi for pop in an grab it was Holland and Barret


AL u have to do is read bro. Smh.

lmao I'm saying

that shit too perfect

really lovin' your enthusiasm here @sraL.

the squash one is blowing my mind.

"sweet butternut squash. grown by farmers- we know&trust."

0MG M@RK3T1NG G3N1U$E$


I hated it too at first.. it's still Meh.. but it rhymes if you kinda like ignore "italian chopped" and just stretch out the words basil, tomatoes, and oregano..

italian chopped to-matoes with ba-zil,n ore gano


holland&barrett pop in&grab it... yeah. works if you get all british.

risk your cash
to build the biggest stash

i could totally see that in a rap verse about riches.

GROWN FOR US by farmers we KNOW AND TRUST

was the multi to the butternut squash ish

ABERDEEN / ANGUS BEEF was the other

I literally do this shit all the time tbh

I thought I must be autistic or some shit so I was pretty glad it wasn't just me lmaooo

yo i risked my cash to build the biggest stash. next thing you know i couldn't even afford, an all-day buffet.
then i got in a car crash. but nationwide?
was on my side.
..broke my nose though.
so, i'm no longer a sound sleeper, but a mouth-breather.
my jaw too. i've been surviving on butternut squash. grown for Us, by far-mers,
we know n trust& I'm Like Timex..
i take a licking
but i Keep on ticking- i love Shopping,
'specially @Holland&Barrett
..i Pop in&grab it
cuz like i said.. shopping's a habit.
i'm a "wap"
i like spaghetti- wth salad
Italian. chopped. tomatoes,
with bazul. 'n array-gunno.
..it's nice, cuz it's cheap.
my sam-sung got crushed when i wrecked my jeep.
so i went from AT&T, to Verizon.
to broaden my horizons.
plus they gave me 300 bucks for switching back.
people switch at first because of their rate-gouging.- how shit is That?

lmao this dude shopping for bites wtf

lol what u mean shopping for bites? @sraL

that's so going in the OM cypher.

i know what you mean now.... No. lol. I like to have fun.

How u spell wop wrong tho

neither is drive sober / pulled over..

i see what your saying lars but even i have to strain my accent to get it to rhyme.. i can see how it works with your scouse twang. just drop the 'it' and you can see it pretty much works on paper..

al-li-an chopped tom-ah-toes
ba-sil and or-eg-ah-no

i dunno.. it's the eg that may throw it off for some people, i can see it though.

I lol'd at where this thread went

my bad, thanks.

@sraL, thanks, yes i misquoted the squash one at first

Paul Blart/ Mall Cop.... surely works in some accents