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sral 07-27-2015 09:33 AM

SO I GOT A WEEK OFF WORK, TIME TO WORK MY WAY THRU SOME OF THESE FILMS...
 
PINK FLAMINGOS
BLUE VELVET
SCANNERS
JOHNNY GOT A GUN
MULHOLLAND DRIVE
INSIDE
ERASERHEAD
THE ELEPHANT MAN
ICHI THE KILLER
AUDITION
AUGUST UNDERGROUND MORDUM
THE FLY 1&2
CHILDS PLAY 1-3
ALIENS (ALL OF EM)
SOCIETY
SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS
VOMIT GORE TRILOGY
GUINEA PIG SERIES
NAZISPLOITATION BOXSET



I own way too many, pick what you want me to watch/review? @Mr. J @Objective @Genocide

Pastor Troy 07-27-2015 09:39 AM

U a david lynch fan?

Pink Flamingos is one disgusting movie

sral 07-27-2015 09:44 AM

Yeah, I'm pretty much a horror/sickening/disturbing/j-horror movie fan

Lynch, Cronenberg, Argento, jodorowski... Anything of that ilk. I've reviewed about 25-30 here, PF is one I own and will be first to watch now you've posted.

Thanks. :)

Objective 07-27-2015 10:47 AM

Da fuq, you ain't seen Ichi The Killer yet?! Goddamn man! Watch that shit, also;

Elephant man is a classic along with The Fly 1 and 2 for that back in the time american horror movies cult feel. You've probably seen Alien but it never hurts to make some food, smoke some and chill with a couple of beers while watching them and afterwards read up on trivia, I swear to God it got serious trivia (at least the first one, some of the stuff they did to the actors to get real reactions on film is kinda not okay but effective).

Also watch Eraserhead, Mulholland drive and Blue Velvet. Haven't watched the rest or can't recall them at least. Dope list though!

Hush 07-27-2015 11:14 AM

Only movie I heard of there is the fly
Goldblum a true artist

sral 07-27-2015 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Objective (Post 512452)
Da fuq, you ain't seen Ichi The Killer yet?! Goddamn man! Watch that shit, also;

Elephant man is a classic along with The Fly 1 and 2 for that back in the time american horror movies cult feel. You've probably seen Alien but it never hurts to make some food, smoke some and chill with a couple of beers while watching them and afterwards read up on trivia, I swear to God it got serious trivia (at least the first one, some of the stuff they did to the actors to get real reactions on film is kinda not okay but effective).

Also watch Eraserhead, Mulholland drive and Blue Velvet. Haven't watched the rest or can't recall them at least. Dope list though!


I've watched like an hour of Ichi, tend to watch these shits while my wife's out of the house

partly because some are so seriously fucked up

partly because I can't stand keep pausing them answering the front door to people or the house phone or to go empty the bins etc lol

i like to be sat down and totally immersed, no distractions

Objective 07-27-2015 11:27 AM

Word, I completely get that. I'm the kind of dude that get pissed in silence if the movie got to be paused for whatever reason (toilet isn't anything you can control, same thing with pizza deliveries so I got no issues with that but going to microwave shit etc. 30 mins in is annoying when it could have been dealt with before we started watching, haha) or people saying ''nah, it's fine, just let it play'' while being on the phone. Excessive talking through a movie about random shit when you need to focus on the storyline ruins it too imo.

sral 07-27-2015 11:38 AM

lmao I couldn't do it, I turn the entire shit off and say we'll watch it some other time

I don't have the patience for ppl like that

that's prob why I've watched an hour of Ichi then stopped tbc

Mr. J 07-27-2015 01:31 PM

Oh shiiit...I forgot all about Audition...

I thought that was crazy in a psychological sense..
I just started watching Battle Royal last night...pretty good so far
more of an adults version of Hunger Games it seems like
much better though well from a twisted aspect..

Useless 07-27-2015 01:37 PM

U watch some weird shit bro

Alien the only good movie on that list imo

Child's play n the fly are meh

sral 07-27-2015 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Troy (Post 512391)
U a david lynch fan?

Pink Flamingos is one disgusting movie

Word.

LOL even the options screen of this movie are fucked up. There's questions being asked to Divine (the lead character) about whether blood turns her on. I hadn't even hit play. Weird shit.

There's a scene about 7-8 minutes in where a receptionist tells a woman to eat shit. Nice little nod to what happens at the end...

The acting is terrible in this but that isn't really the point. It's weird, very weird. From a transvestites mother being sat in a child's crib, to a chicken dying during a sex scene, to a son called Cracker. WTF did I just watch?! This is weird, it's depraved, it has someone eating fresh dog shit and the entire film is based around a transvestite out to prove "she" is the filthiest of them all. LOLOLOLOL

This is like a fairy tale in reverse.

It has to be a cult classic with those ingredients. I can't even remember what I paid for this, I only picked it up as it was on a lot of lists and I bought it blind. It does feel a little dated in it's cinematography but that completely isn't the point, it's shock value is what it obv went for - and this film has that. It's not a graphic horror or anything, but it's depraved. It could make you question who would direct this shit, and the real answer is drugs. A lot of 'em. John Waters has a lot to answer for.

That said, I did find it hilarious in parts. There's some weird pervert voyeur character called Raymond who is apparently the secretary woman's husband or some shit? He was stalking two girls in some woodland before revealing this bratwurst sausage hanging from his cock. No explanation as to why or how he came about at all. There's a scene later on where they explain, as a couple, they sell babies to local lesbian couples and then invest the money in local businesses - and heroin pushers outside school gates. LOL brilliant!

I honestly had a hard time understanding the plot to this, though again, I hardly think that's the point. The basic premise is just that the transvestite Divine is being hailed(?) as the Dirtiest Person Alive. Another chick wants the title, thus... The two go to war to out do each other. What follows is vile.

The chicken death sex scene thing is short but disgusting. A chicken died during filming, and one of the out takes shows them cooking it later on for dinner.

The dog walking scene has Divine literally eat freshly laid dogshit off the floor. No kidding. I feel stupider for having watched this, I think a few on peoples "disturbing" lists are literally just all about depravity. This another one of those. I'll keep it purely for completist reasons, but it's straight trash. I wouldn't sit through it again, anyone remotely interested just youtube the chicken and dog walking scenes for real...

sral 07-27-2015 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. J (Post 512532)
Oh shiiit...I forgot all about Audition...

I thought that was crazy in a psychological sense..
I just started watching Battle Royal last night...pretty good so far
more of an adults version of Hunger Games it seems like
much better though well from a twisted aspect..

Yeah I think the psychological horrors/thrillers are more my thing and Takeshi Miike is great for those. I own a sick Japanese set of Battle Royale with postcards and inserts, think I've posted that up before to show @Objective but I've got like 3 versions of the film. Tarantinos personal favourite. Battle Royale is a good movie. Might throw Audition on next...

sral 07-27-2015 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Remy LeBeau (Post 512534)
U watch some weird shit bro

Alien the only good movie on that list imo

Child's play n the fly are meh

My ALIEN boxset is a 9 disc version, two versions of each film on there plus a fuckton of bonus features and interviews etc

Childsplay prob the first horror I remember seeing so it's got a nostalgic feel to it for me

and Cronenbergs Fly is dope as fuck

you way off with your view of that one... damn

Ghost1 07-27-2015 02:21 PM

Lol just watched the newest chucky the other day. Was cool. A step away from the goofy shit they were doin...like bride of chucky ....

Allen Knight 07-27-2015 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 512550)
Lol just watched the newest chucky the other day. Was cool. A step away from the goofy shit they were doin...like bride of chucky ....

theres a new chucky?? lmaoo.

sral 07-27-2015 02:26 PM

my Audition a Japanese one with Eng subs... 111 mins... not sure if I can put up with that kinda concentration right now bruhs

gonna throw on Maniac (original, not Elijah Wood) unrated version

this one got the effects by Tom Savini. should be good. I actually liked the remake, I've reviewed it previously but not seen this one yet

Victor. 07-27-2015 02:26 PM

Man, the dude you really are is way spookier than the dude you used to pretend to be.

Ghost1 07-27-2015 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allen Knight (Post 512552)
theres a new chucky?? lmaoo.

I think it's a few years old now actually lol. Shit went hard tho.

8===D~~~~(}: 07-27-2015 02:28 PM

Childs play 1-3 hell yeah

Ghost1 07-27-2015 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Victor. (Post 512554)
Man, the dude you really are is way spookier than the dude you used to pretend to be.

Lol.

Makes me wonder.

How many dvds of people eating dog shit and chickens dying during sex scenes with transvestites in baby cribs can you watch before u chop ur poor unsuspecting British wife up an eat her with ur morning struesell an tea.

Saint 07-27-2015 02:30 PM

To.. About a decade ago I was into all kinds of obscure/bizarre films.

Still looking for that one called "the bees something"

Victor. 07-27-2015 02:32 PM

It's the fish mask that really make me question this nigga sanity. Speaking of which @sraL you need Fish Face avy tbh.

Chill Phil 07-27-2015 02:52 PM

Ichi the killer is gruesome

Mr. J 07-27-2015 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infiltration (Post 512559)
To.. About a decade ago I was into all kinds of obscure/bizarre films.

Still looking for that one called "the bees knees"

fixed...


I heard about Pink Flamingos though...I watched a documentary on cult films & that was on there
never took the time out to see it, there's just some things I can't watch and that's one of them
haven't even watched 2 Girls, 1 Cup to be honest...I can handle gore & other shit like that...
just not actually shit eating...

sral 07-27-2015 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 512558)
Lol.

Makes me wonder.

How many dvds of people eating dog shit and chickens dying during sex scenes with transvestites in baby cribs can you watch before u chop ur poor unsuspecting British wife up an eat her with ur morning struesell an tea.

LMAOOOOOO all films aside though, I'm one of the most normal/socialably accepted ppl here

I'm married
I got my own house
I'm senior management at a company I been with 12 years in October


some of you guys can't hold down a stable job, let alone a relationship

leave the sociopaths to their hobbies

I'm not hurting anybody

yet

sral 07-27-2015 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. J (Post 512572)
fixed...


I heard about Pink Flamingos though...I watched a documentary on cult films & that was on there
never took the time out to see it, there's just some things I can't watch and that's one of them
haven't even watched 2 Girls, 1 Cup to be honest...I can handle gore & other shit like that...
just not actually shit eating...

LOL I've got a Gusomilk series you would HATE

that's essentially all it is

for 7-8 hours

sral 07-27-2015 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Victor. (Post 512562)
It's the fish mask that really make me question this nigga sanity. Speaking of which @sraL you need Fish Face avy tbh.


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Hush 07-27-2015 03:18 PM

Gimme the link to the original YouTube I got u

Bags Beard 07-27-2015 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL (Post 512580)
LMAOOOOOO all films aside though, I'm one of the most normal/socialably accepted ppl here

I'm married
I got my own house
I'm senior management at a company I been with 12 years in October


some of you guys can't hold down a stable job, let alone a relationship


leave the sociopaths to their hobbies

I'm not hurting anybody

yet

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Useless 07-27-2015 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL (Post 512580)
LMAOOOOOO all films aside though, I'm one of the most normal/socialably accepted ppl here

I'm married
I got my own house
I'm senior management at a company I been with 12 years in October


some of you guys can't hold down a stable job, let alone a relationship

leave the sociopaths to their hobbies

I'm not hurting anybody

yet

In my experience...those are the ones thatre usually hiding something at home....like a basement full of homeless ppl strung up by their testicles being fed insects and forced to drink their own urine.

....while wearing a fish face mask.

Useless 07-27-2015 05:12 PM

And halloween is the best horror movie series ever. Michael Meyers is the shit. He always walks at a leisurely pace and no matter how fast u run...hes gonna catch up with u.

Objective 07-27-2015 05:14 PM

Word @ Battle Royale @Mr.J. I love it. Rep'd.

Ace 07-27-2015 05:32 PM

internal affair was serious.. i was pissed when i watched Departed in the movie theater n i'm like i didnt know they jacked this shit.. never saw hunger games cuz u knew that it wasnt gonna be as brutal as Battle Royal.. same as the Old Boy remake

Ace 07-27-2015 05:34 PM

cant believe u never seen childs play tho.. it's silly when u watch it now.. like them dario argento films are crappy to me

sral 07-27-2015 05:41 PM

I've actually not seen Oldboy either, I own a ton of Cat. 3s and Tartan Asia Extreme movies but my collections so huge now there's a ton I just haven't had time to sit and watch

I'm working on it though, gonna have a Maniac/Oldboy back to back watch tonight

sral 07-27-2015 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace (Post 512697)
cant believe u never seen childs play tho.. it's silly when u watch it now.. like them dario argento films are crappy to me

lmao nah I've seen CP, just not for YEARS

I'd literally be like 8 years old or something when I first watched that lol

Ghost1 07-27-2015 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL (Post 512580)
LMAOOOOOO all films aside though, I'm one of the most normal/socialably accepted ppl here

I'm married
I got my own house
I'm senior management at a company I been with 12 years in October


some of you guys can't hold down a stable job, let alone a relationship

leave the sociopaths to their hobbies

I'm not hurting anybody

yet

Lmfao. It's always the most normal ones......

Mr. J 07-27-2015 06:04 PM

Oldboy is a gem. I can watch that over and over

Objective 07-27-2015 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL (Post 512702)
I've actually not seen Oldboy either

The original Oldboy is the shit. Not having seen Oldboy I guess you haven't seen Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance and Sympathy for Lady Vengeance either? Watch that trilogy man, Oldboy is the highlight ofc but still - Mr.Vengeance, Oldboy and Lady Vengeance in that order. Shit's a trilogy man, trilogies are meant to be seen in marathons.

Mr. J 07-27-2015 07:20 PM

I did not know it was a trilogy...interesting


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