ITT chill Phil talks to you right before blacking out off of beer, wine and antianxiety pills
 

Make it quick...I know I'm on my way out

Lmao pity post

Lonely f a got

Who is Phil?

I'm not lonely, Anthony. I'm with friends on a dope ass back deck.

Like...real friends that I know.


Sorry for being honest, I guess?

I wish chilling itt for like 2 mins

Couldn't think of anything to say Cept Waht up lol

Did you say...wine?
@Beers McSteak

Oh well good

Ur not blacked yet either! Neat!

So .....talk to me then.....as promised

You cock sucking nigger lipped shit dumpsters!

Lmao good talk

I hope it's an elevated deck & you fall off in a drunken stupor...
And right before you hit a jagged boulder face first and die, you become Muff

shut yo extra in Blackhawk down lookin ass up

What do you have to say to that Phil you faggot

Sometimes, I feel like, th3re are 9nly external components. Shit

Double up on the antianxiety pills bro, they don't seem to be kicking in yet.

They did, I zombie walked home, and zombie cooked an omelet

I thought I dreamt it until I woke up next to an empty plate

I know it's Netcees and people joke around a lot, but that last bit in your post was uncalled for. Nobody deserves to hear that.

Thes cries for help are forming a pattern.

Wine and antianxiety pills? Is this an episode of Sex in the City or something here? Type of dude to cry about his husband leaving him when he isn't even in a relationship yet, type of dude to walk around with his arms straight down and his wrists flailed outwards. Here's Phil in his early college days.

Phil: my oh my i would just love to watch some 90210 i hope the bros dont mind
*he sees some of his "bros" sitting around indian style talking about how much they love "koombayah"*
Phil: hey guys i love koombayah too but whats good with a hallmark movie marathon and some smirnoff ice, we gonna be on that stone cold killa tip since it has the word "ice" in it.
*Phil sees a cup with bubbly red/pink liquid in it and reaches for it*
*Two of the bros spring up and scream "Nooooooooooooooo!!!!
Phil: uh whats up?
Bro 1: duuuuude that wine cooler isn't watered down!
Bro 2: we aint trying to have no overdosing up in here.
Phil: thanks guys! I have a blanket we can share tonight

And this is how Phil grew to become the guy who drinks corona lights, Mother Earth's Feminine Aura Diet Chardonnay and antianxiety pills he gets in exchange for cooking and cleaning while in a french maid costume that nobody requested he wear.

And having "friends" and doing it on a "back deck" doesn't at all excuse such sodomite behaviors! It just means there are more than one of you Bruce Jenners trying to score a sideways slam-dunk on each other after a few shots of parrot bay wine coolers.

Reprehensible.

This was a double post, but you who engages in such activities should be triple shamed!

If how you act on the boards reflect how you are in person you're worthless,
I'm not speaking about battles and posts without purpose, you just seem constantly nervous;

Take notes on the malice nigga...
Once you stop bein such a fuckin salty clam you won't write bars like that anymore

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Dont od
We have work to do

Lolbutwtf@Junto

So I'm the only one here who is trying to discourage gateway homo? The rest of you all think it's ok Phillip is picking up speed to enter Romance Guyway?

@Certain

Or whoever detains people these days

Please put dad mcfather fagots alias in detainment for deplorable boarding habits.

Thanks.

So, a snitch? Snitching is what makes people "cool" here huh?
@Bags, are you still getting bullied by middle schoolers (aka your classmates)?

Are you wishing you could trade your "champed" accomplishment for a chance to hit puberty? (You should)

I bet you still think girls have cooties and are "icky" or "ewwies" (your words, not mine).

Seriously, what kind of a queer brags about writing three bars like it's something significant? The other day I purchased a Budweiser and drank it which means I accomplished more there than you did on 5/15/15 at 3pm, than you did before that and probably after.

So tell me what defines "deplorable" to you? Does the thought of this site without "men" acting like teenage girls so terrify you?

lol@beers mcsteak

Giant faggot registers what he thinks to be masculine name only to come off as giant faggot


Get this nigga tfoh

It's not me. Please do not even think it guys.

No I know it isn't v

U are amused by him, yes

But you are two different entities

N u r the older jedi in this scenario

Amirite or amirite

Lonely ass muff
Lmao
Nigga it's Saturday log tf off

Veritas has asked to drink the foam from my tube steak, so no.

Hush tattles too, so he's soft. Probably dates bags and they smoke cheap shweg weed and watch MTV all day. Dude's broke and his sig brags about money. You have less money than the guy you give head to at Chipotle to get food for your munchies. Dude the type to tell dudes to log off here when he's on here more than I call people out for being faggy in their demeanor.

As for Muff.... if you get made fun of for being a tool by people on this site you really need to stop sitting down with Dr. Phil and rocky road ice cream and sit down with a real doctor and evaluate the rocky road that is your life.

Gang of queers in here

nigga idgaf Waht day it is

Ur weekends are not my weekends

Tgf on the contrary. this nigga hush online talm bout Waht u doin online

Lmao I know what he's gettin at. It's just a jab at my activity no harm no foul

But once u settle down on that Base fact wgat i mentioned (irony)it's hilarious

You will be on alias 4 by Tuesday
A testament to your horrible life

Ur here 24/7
Of course my weekends aren't yours
You've no job prospects or prospects


Enjoy seeking human interaction here

I'm sure someone will reply to u again by 8

If my next son ends up like you, I will donate him to two gay dads just so I can laugh when they kick him out of their house for his gayness. Just like what happened to you that turned you into the Boner Holder Stoner.

even tho I have something coming up mon @Hush

That I posted about

But yeah

A nigga can't lose n job n get a n3w one I guess

These things don't happen to people


ur on some fuck shit

Go loosen up those Sketches nigga

hey i didnt read any of this but someone should change phil's name to chill phil

Rb has sent their lowest tier boarding slobs to us an muff still the lamest fagot here. Unfuckingreal.

with the exception of being totally wrong, you are exactly right bro.

I am not amused at all. I have been seeing a lot of imitations lately. not cool. Let my net nuts breath. go out and get you some life then use that experience to be original on the net my wiggers. Well got to go, I have this badger to taxiderm, and it's balls have to be juuuuust right.

peace.

Get the fuck off my dick bags

Nigga it's getting ridiculous

the pussy is getting wack bruh