Puffy Muffy and Chill Phil duke it out thread
 

*puts in mouth piece*

FIGHT!

Popcorn poppin

@Muff we have a battle of wits in here of you like?

Muff look like he suffer from winter depressor mid summer

Muff ate his PTO days too soon.

I like you phil

*backs away but clutches at waistband*

Battle of the emo lightskinnededs.

Muff man the fuck up.

This was gonna be at least 17 pages and more rep than you could spread in a lifetime.


This was gonna be the greatest mental melee of 2015.



*spits mouthpiece out*

Nigger I'll shit in your fridge. Finger bang your bitch with my middle finger while my tongue's out AMD send it to your work email.

LOL

Save ur energy for muffin




Muff u actin like a little BITCH right now

If it were u anthony I'd be all for it

Iono what phil wants lol. I think my Flo Rida comment stabbed him in 5he soul

Coz he realized he kinda do look like him



Lmao

I'm still here and capable of launching a tirade tho

But I doubt phil will be able to mk me mad

I realized I looked like him while I was still in the Navy. You're 7 years behind, Eaty Gonzales

Oh I'm sorry . You already came upon the conclusion you look like a fgt who wears shades indoors

If you don't shut your balding ass up

Hairline receding like shorelines before tsunamis nigga

Oh no

Oh fukushima head ass nigga

Ima fuck u up

u do not want this phil

I will get you

Nigga, make your stomach line recede, please?

Nigga, your torso look like an emoticon

Nigga I can lose weight

Can u unlose ur Hairline

I thought not

Fuck u and ur knifegun ya bish

Lol

Ay nigga it's war

*click clack*

Your mom's face looks like a cheap electric iron

Ok I'm done

Lol oh shit

I saw ur Hairline on the side of a milk box

Or in the lobby of walmart


Have u seen me?

Fuck no

My hairline died cause you ate all the food, nigga.

Looking like an Armenian bubba sparxxx

Lmao...aight aight


Good spar, sir.

Respect

Looooool

Yo dead @that shit

Yo I'm not even mad

That's just too evocative

My mom's pretty but I'd be a liar if I didn't see the association most immediately

Lord.

Gs

Nah nigga...you edited your post after posting it.



Fat ass nigga, you snort ice cream and post threads while brain freezing

Yea phil call my mom a whore an kick me in the dick again!

R we friends yet ?

:(

Shut the fuck up

I hope ur fuckin suit of armor crashes on u while ur sleep n the visor chops ur fkn nose off

Fkn fagot

Oh I got a suit of armor in my house

VERY ECCENTRIC

Ole professional b3d bug eradicatOr faggot

Wtf. Can u just be normal and work for Orkin?

How you gonna be unemployed and make fun of a nigga for the job he has?


Don't answer that. Finish your go-gurt and stand on the scale. I bet it reads "still don't measure up fatty"

I can go grab a dog n tell u niggas it's trained to sniff out rectal cancer

Realize that Noone on earth knows a bed bug service

That shit prolly Sim Craigs list ad u put up

I'll bring my dog over

But I'll be the one sniffing ur mattress

Lmao u fkn legit scary

Muff found out his "strong hand," after flipping pancakes

Muff got misleading titties and shit

Btw. This the first time I been unemployed in years

I still have money

The struggle isn't real yet

Yet

Eh. I honestly do hope you get back on your feet. For reals.

No doubt.

I do too

Thx. It sucks because like I told hush..I was expecting big things

Then they pulled the carpet from under me

like my expenses went up like cray

For example

My phone bill is like 200 sumthin month

that and cable Internet n stuff

I was quite new to the money thing

So I went ham.

Now I have these bills lol.

Verizon can suck my dick tho

lol

Verizon gon end up fucking you up

Drop it. Pay for only what you TRULY need. You're gonna have to lose the internet.


*my face is sad as FUCK, bros*

I know it man


lol. Boy do I fucking know it



Lol

"You have surpassed ur limit of blah blah"

Would u like to increase ur etc etc push 1


1


1



1


1


1


Fuck it. Yolo. I got me a good job. Oiling stuff. They fly me on helicopta.



2-month later

Muff. your fired


Goteeeeemmmm

...cause your throat is a one-way check valve?

Good phil. Hurt him while he is weak.

Nigga, your whole outline look like a sippy cup accident.

This nigga body type is classified as "shoulder shrug"